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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I know this is going to sound like a daft question but here goes lol

In All my time here ive been sent a few pic of cocks some have been tattooed i recieved one this morning which has prompted this question just how hard do you need to be for your cock to be tattooed ..just got this vision of these guys sitting trying to keep an erection while its being done and surley this cant be that easy ?

Anyone whos had their cock tattooed enlighten us as to how they managed to keep hard ? lol

just curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

The mere thought of it makes my eyes water !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they not tattoo it soft ? For one not sure the tattooist would be happy with the jap looking at him whilst getting tattooed and 2 don't thing my cock would be happy to stay hard if some 1 was even thinking about putting a tattoo gun near it

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Do they not tattoo it soft ? For one not sure the tattooist would be happy with the jap looking at him whilst getting tattooed and 2 don't thing my cock would be happy to stay hard if some 1 was even thinking about putting a tattoo gun near it "

id imagine youd need to be hard would be very difficult to tattoo a wrinkly cock dont ya think ?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Firstly have not got my cock tattooed...oooufft

It does not need to be hard to be tattooed...skin is stretched...As it spends most of the time in an unrigid state anyway....

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

who has a crinkled cock...thats not good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does not need to be hard just semi a got mine down writing on it saying faster than a speeding bullet lol but was not sore at all

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Firstly have not got my cock tattooed...oooufft

It does not need to be hard to be tattooed...skin is stretched...As it spends most of the time in an unrigid state anyway.... "

really hmmmmm i was sure it would need to be hard lol damn my thought of hunks with hard cocks getting tattooed has gone now hahahahah

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"who has a crinkled cock...thats not good... "

I thought most guys cocks were wrinkled when soft lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the older cocks are wrinkle lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just the older cocks are wrinkle lol"

you sure about that ive seen quite a few young wrinkly cocks in my time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must be shy cocks lol or they must be growers small cocks that wrinkle up till they go hard they are called growers lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"They must be shy cocks lol or they must be growers small cocks that wrinkle up till they go hard they are called growers lol "

proving my point that u must need to be hard to a certain degree to have one done lol

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

Mine's tattooed. When flaccid it just says "anti", when erect says "antidisestablishmentarianism". Anyone looking for a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes miss d in needs to be semi hard a have mind tattooed saying faster than the speedin bullet a got in done last year

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Geez - this thread would make a glass eye water. Out of interest - any ladies had their labia tattooed?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

one word springs to mine and excuse the pun VIAGRA hey jacs u had me pmsl at this thread .Silver tatooed labia OUCH

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"one word springs to mine and excuse the pun VIAGRA hey jacs u had me pmsl at this thread .Silver tatooed labia OUCH "

I know Heather im just curious i did mail the guy back and ask him but hes not got back to me yet lol

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"one word springs to mine and excuse the pun VIAGRA hey jacs u had me pmsl at this thread .Silver tatooed labia OUCH

I know Heather im just curious i did mail the guy back and ask him but hes not got back to me yet lol "
But was it a real tattoo or a temp sticky on transfer one. Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"one word springs to mine and excuse the pun VIAGRA hey jacs u had me pmsl at this thread .Silver tatooed labia OUCH

I know Heather im just curious i did mail the guy back and ask him but hes not got back to me yet lol But was it a real tattoo or a temp sticky on transfer one. Lol"

well it looked like a real one was more intrested in the cock mind u hahahahaha

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bet you've been thinking about it all day Jacs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bet you've been thinking about it all day Jacs "

shhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's tattooed. When flaccid it just says "anti", when erect says "antidisestablishmentarianism". Anyone looking for a meet?

That actually made me laugh, not alot does in the forums but I found this funny indeed

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

as long as it wasnt extracalafragilisticexpialidosious.OOOEEER the mind boggles.Jacs will u keep me informed on this one keep an old wumman happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'd be happy with someone or a machine, stretching out my foreskin at a tattooists.

Perhaps tattooists shoudl start using fluffers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacs, dont have it but sounds sore and _eather i could get that no bother, with toaty wee tiny writing up and down a few times lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"as long as it wasnt extracalafragilisticexpialidosious.OOOEEER the mind boggles.Jacs will u keep me informed on this one keep an old wumman happy "

lol the guys read my message but not replyed hmmmmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this is going to sound like a daft question but here goes lol

In All my time here ive been sent a few pic of cocks some have been tattooed i recieved one this morning which has prompted this question just how hard do you need to be for your cock to be tattooed ..just got this vision of these guys sitting trying to keep an erection while its being done and surley this cant be that easy ?

Anyone whos had their cock tattooed enlighten us as to how they managed to keep hard ? lol

just curious "

Google puff the magic dragon tattoo'd penis ...oooya

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I know this is going to sound like a daft question but here goes lol

In All my time here ive been sent a few pic of cocks some have been tattooed i recieved one this morning which has prompted this question just how hard do you need to be for your cock to be tattooed ..just got this vision of these guys sitting trying to keep an erection while its being done and surley this cant be that easy ?

Anyone whos had their cock tattooed enlighten us as to how they managed to keep hard ? lol

just curious

Google puff the magic dragon tattoo'd penis ...oooya "

ooooyyyyyaaaaaa bugga can almost feel his pain from here ....but wow impressive stuff must have taken many hours of work to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this is going to sound like a daft question but here goes lol

In All my time here ive been sent a few pic of cocks some have been tattooed i recieved one this morning which has prompted this question just how hard do you need to be for your cock to be tattooed ..just got this vision of these guys sitting trying to keep an erection while its being done and surley this cant be that easy ?

Anyone whos had their cock tattooed enlighten us as to how they managed to keep hard ? lol

just curious

Google puff the magic dragon tattoo'd penis ...oooya

ooooyyyyyaaaaaa bugga can almost feel his pain from here ....but wow impressive stuff must have taken many hours of work to do that "

I couldnt take my eyes off it lol ...can you imagine the scene...wee romantic night....few nice wines, get a bit saucy n he undresses n your faced with that...scream,laugh or faint? pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I know this is going to sound like a daft question but here goes lol

In All my time here ive been sent a few pic of cocks some have been tattooed i recieved one this morning which has prompted this question just how hard do you need to be for your cock to be tattooed ..just got this vision of these guys sitting trying to keep an erection while its being done and surley this cant be that easy ?

Anyone whos had their cock tattooed enlighten us as to how they managed to keep hard ? lol

just curious

Google puff the magic dragon tattoo'd penis ...oooya

ooooyyyyyaaaaaa bugga can almost feel his pain from here ....but wow impressive stuff must have taken many hours of work to do that

I couldnt take my eyes off it lol ...can you imagine the scene...wee romantic night....few nice wines, get a bit saucy n he undresses n your faced with that...scream,laugh or faint? pmsl "

think i need to get down for a closer look lol

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By *umboarderMan
over a year ago

east lothian

Talking of tattoos on cocks

I remember I had a brilliant idea to get a tattoo with my wife's name on my penis for our 25th anniversary. I went over to the tattoo parlour and had the name "Wendy" tattooed on my penis. She loved it.

Not long after that we went on holiday to Jamaica. We got all settled and decide to party and celebrate a little bit. After drinking by the bar for a while I had to go pee and went to the toilet and started taking a piss.

A Jamaican man walks into the bathroom and takes a piss right beside me. I happened to take a glimpse of the Jamaican man's penis.

It also says "Wendy" on it. So I asks:

"Oh is your wife's name Wendy to?"

To which the Jamaican man says:

"Nah man, I work for the Jamaican tourust board and my tattoo says Welcome to Jamaica, I hope you have a pleasant stay" !!!

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