FabSwingers.com forum: Who gets on your goat?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there a Scotsman or Scotswoman who as soon as you see them on telly or online or hear them on the radio makes you want to scream away and gies peace!!!!! We won’t include politicians cause they are easy targets but let’s say folk from sport entertainment music that sort of thing

I’ll start and it’s controversial —— Lewis Calpaldi

He gets on my wick and it doesn’t help that every 15 mins Radio Forth plays one of his whiny wee tunes oh fuck here he is again the Male Adele

Ahhh feel better now .... over to you Scotland

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By *cott23Man
over a year ago

north ayrshire

Matt Hancock a complete little Weasel?

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

BBC’s Sarah Smith

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Folks - no politicians !!!!

Sarah Smith ????? Well she has said sorry but she is a wee bit sleekit

Let’s make this politics free please

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Folks - no politicians !!!!

Sarah Smith ????? Well she has said sorry but she is a wee bit sleekit

Let’s make this politics free please "

She’s not a politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine Kelly....too bloody cheery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any tory MP

Katie Hopkins.

Both would gladly slap with a wet wellies boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tory MP

Katie Hopkins.

Both would gladly slap with a wet wellies boot

At the risk of getting tanned with a welly....they're not Scottish.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Neil Oliver always used to bug me - think it was the scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neil Oliver always used to bug me - think it was the scarf

Oh good one - I always wanted to cut his hair lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I like Susan Calman really but those bank adverts are doing my head in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Susan Calman really but those bank adverts are doing my head in .

Yeah, so patronising...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I like Susan Calman really but those bank adverts are doing my head in .

Yeah, so patronising..."

Your right there wee laddie .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol Smillie. Fud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Smillie. Fud.

Aye...her too!

Jesus...there are a lot of arseholes among us, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carol Smillie. Fud.

Aye...her too!

Jesus...there are a lot of arseholes among us, eh?

Aye, we are a nation of roasters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andy Murray fucking boring little twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andy Murray fucking boring little twat"

Aye him too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andy Murray fucking boring little twat"

No....I like him....he likes a moan. Alright in my book!

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

Mrs went on a date with Lewis capaldi before we got together, she can't stand him now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tory MP

Katie Hopkins.

Both would gladly slap with a wet wellies boot

At the risk of getting tanned with a welly....they're not Scottish."
woops just in in from work and not reading properly lol ok any scottish tory MP and Michelle mone.utter boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tory MP

Katie Hopkins.

Both would gladly slap with a wet wellies boot

At the risk of getting tanned with a welly....they're not Scottish.woops just in in from work and not reading properly lol ok any scottish tory MP and Michelle mone.utter boot!"

She made good bras though...Mr was impressed with my diddies the night we met....Though I did hear him utter "see that cunt Michelle Mone!"...when I took the bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle mcmanus

Duncan Bannatyne

Susan Boyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenni Falconer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Susan Calman really but those bank adverts are doing my head in .

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I liked her then didnt..then watched her on the great British menu and liked her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Thompson.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sally McNair...

Who is she "blowing" at the BBC to keep her job? She makes so many mistakes, she needs to be shown the door.

The one that got me annoyed the most was when she said Diabetes was a Lifestyle Choice, and didn't apologise for misreading something.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duncan Bannatyne, Ally mcoist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about des Clarke

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How about des Clarke "

Fuck yes! Irritating wanker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That walloper Sean Batty stv 'weatherman'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gordon Ramsay - he’s so up his own arse

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Robin Galloway. A weapon of a man

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh and that Si Ferry that interviews footballers and that George Bowie that plays a lot of racket

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Admittedly, my politics and humour were massively influenced by the lates 90s/ early 00s, so maybe this is too obvious.

But...

Tony "Only person with a worse smile than NotPrinceHarry" Blair easily wins this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admittedly, my politics and humour were massively influenced by the lates 90s/ early 00s, so maybe this is too obvious.

But...

Tony "Only person with a worse smile than NotPrinceHarry" Blair easily wins this."

... and we have a winner

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For anyone doubting why Blair's been declared the winner (thank you Flirt), simply Google "tony cherie blair xmas card." I immediately want to step into a fight that hasn't happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suzie mcguire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant stand lorraine kelly.horrible voice.shut the fuck up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant stand lorraine kelly.horrible voice.shut the fuck up!!"

Fanny like a hedgerow aswell

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Northallerton

Any Tory voter who is out clapping for the NHS

Hypocrites one and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary The Tank Commander

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Jason Leitch is getting right on my nerves. Just as I type this too up he pops yet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ally McCoist - His Mum should have swallowed all those years ago!

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Neil lennon

Anyone with a face like that should have taught their arse to talk

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Neil lennon

Anyone with a face like that should have taught their arse to talk"

He isn't scottish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Leitch is getting right on my nerves. Just as I type this too up he pops yet again."

I actually reallu like him, very articulate and doesn't seem to bullshit.

So naw.....he's not on the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Leitch is getting right on my nerves. Just as I type this too up he pops yet again.

I actually reallu like him, very articulate and doesn't seem to bullshit.

So naw.....he's not on the list!

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gordon Brown - every time he speaks now he looks more and more like a dinosaur and I don’t mean a cute one like Barney

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Alex Salmond

Tommy Sheridan

Michael Stewart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alex Salmond

Tommy Sheridan

Michael Stewart"

Aye..the last one ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow & Surrounds

Tam "chuckles" Cowan. A man, a voice in desperate need of a kick in the baws.

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By *ine of BootyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester

Marti Pellow and Jenny Faulkner really irk the mr but over this lockdown Lorraine Kelly has really worn us both down. Every z lister is ‘an absolute angel’ oh piss off grrr

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By *tsallthesame77Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Totally agree with Lorraine Kelly .... I’m so glad others do to, that twee bloody voice makes me want to pull my ears off!

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

George Bowie. What age is he? And see that GBX "gies a shout out georgie boy!"

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A special mention for Janey Godley and that daughter of hers

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Totally agree with Lorraine Kelly .... I’m so glad others do to, that twee bloody voice makes me want to pull my ears off!

It's the self righteousness that gets me!

And to try and avoid the taxman by saying that she's an actor in the studio, and puts on a persona

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Kris Boyd

Neil McCann

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/05/20 09:05:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fell swoop. Any scotsperson who plays for the old firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Barrowman! As fake as Kilmarnock's pitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Barrowman! As fake as Kilmarnock's pitch."

Brilliant haha haha.

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By *zz adventureWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Aww, I adore Steven Thomson.

Def Lewis Capaldi is annoying.

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By *ockothenorthMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Frankie fuckin Boyle.the man who loves a bit of heckling, Chucked me and my mates out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Barrowman! As fake as Kilmarnock's pitch.

Brilliant haha haha.

I chuckled at that too

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Rod Stewart..... well past his sell by date 10 fooking years ago..

(I know he was born in England))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick Nairn .. celebrity master bator

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By *randmissdemeanourMan
over a year ago

glasgow

My friend worked with John Barrowman on two separate occasions and he was a rude, arrogant nasty piece of work to all those around him.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Lorraine Kelly....too bloody cheery."

This and because she sounds like a clanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Clarkson

Katie Hopkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will weigh in here.

Andrew Marr, he grinds my gears, top walloper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controversial but Lorraine kelly does my head in her voice, her mannerisms, her cheeriness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any tory MP

Katie Hopkins.

Both would gladly slap with a wet wellies boot

At the risk of getting tanned with a welly....they're not Scottish.woops just in in from work and not reading properly lol ok any scottish tory MP and Michelle mone.utter boot!"

Ageee Michelle mone aptly named

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Controversial but Lorraine kelly does my head in her voice, her mannerisms, her cheeriness

Not controversial on here it would seem!

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

Alan Brazil on talk radio. ' a glass of bubbly in the coral hospitality...zzzz'

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Southside

"I like Susan Calman really but those bank adverts are doing my head in .

Yeah, so patronising...

Your right there wee laddie .

I never even knew her name but Yes, for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jo Whiley....most annoying, whining voice I’ve ever heard....literally want to pull my eyeballs out and shove them in my ears, whenever I have the misfortune to see or hear her...

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By *celandmanMan
over a year ago

paisley

Jimmy crankie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alec Salmond - hate his smug face he got what he deserved!!

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Alec Salmond - hate his smug face he got what he deserved!!"

What did he get and deserve ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public humiliation!! He should have got done , such a sanctimonious git

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Public humiliation!! He should have got done , such a sanctimonious git "

cleared of all charges of sexual assault and attempted rap.e Found not guilty on 12 charges, and one charge was not proven.

Hope one day your the accused.

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Ruth Davidson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your tartan nationalist glasses off , just wait till wee nippy gets investigated!!

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Take your tartan nationalist glasses off , just wait till wee nippy gets investigated!!"

Care to elaborate ?

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By *tryxxCouple
over a year ago

central

Pat Nevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fairness....

If someone gets on you're goat...its you that has the issue for allowing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a goat and if I did I would let anyone get on it. That's just cruel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a goat and if I did I would let anyone get on it. That's just cruel!"

For all the guys who canny get a meet..

Theres yer nanny..

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By *e libertineMan
over a year ago

mwell

Laura Kunsberg BBC reporter , full of her own importance .

And nae looker

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By *tsallthesame77Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Controversial but Lorraine kelly does my head in her voice, her mannerisms, her cheeriness

It’s not controversial it seems! I’m one of them too

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By *ocklecockMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Mrs went on a date with Lewis capaldi before we got together, she can't stand him now

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cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a goat and if I did I would let anyone get on it. That's just cruel!

For all the guys who canny get a meet..

Theres yer nanny..

Not with my goat!

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By *errific_Teddy_BearMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That woman who blocked me after getting my picture - a simple no thanks would have done love

Lorraine Kelly - her voice is grating and her tax payments are low

Sean Batty - he’s a mean to be a weatherman and can’t even predict that right

Phil and Ally - it’s time this pair stopped rocking up each Hogmanay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon brown useless prick and david coulthard waisted A good F1 career fecking twat

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By *yantico86Man
over a year ago

drumchapel

Jim Whyte (sky sports news) has one of them annoying voices than gives my arse a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott brown ( broony )

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