FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite 5 words to hear in the bedroom

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I will start this off:

I can still taste her

Put it in my ass

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"So I will start this off:

I can still taste her

Put it in my ass"
Your brother was much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't waaft the douve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My period has just started.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'll sleep on the couch, youv done really well and need a wee rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed for you

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

You are an absolute stallion - Mr ntf

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By *ine of BootyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester

Stop stealing the fucking covers...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Can we do this again?

Does it get any bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister take it all lol

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

That's that for another year

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Is that all you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's your tea and brownies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u want a fryup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ceiling is needing painted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, that is huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do me up the bum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a fart or did you kick the dog

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’ll make you a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sleep on the couch, youv done really well and need a wee rest."

you have more problems than that

like counting to 5

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Was that the front door?

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By *methyst4UWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Your pussy tastes so sweet

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You want to do what....its a yes from me

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Fukkkk, never been so good

See you again tonight

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Wanna go out my treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bacon sandwich now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a bacon sandwich now "

Do you have rolls

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By *dinguyxxMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry, what's your name again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want to do what....its a yes from me

superb!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn that bloody light off

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks for breaking with lockdown.

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By *ill67Man
over a year ago

alloa

your better than your mum

lol

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Night night, here's the remote".

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a few good things to hear in the bedroom or any room ....

Yes I will stop talking.

I have brought you beer.

Meet my best friend Lucy

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"your better than your mum

lol "

You're better than your daughter...

You're better then your granddaughter

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Mind if she joins us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep well and sweet dreams

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

You're gonna get it hard

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Your gonna get fucking rattled

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

I'm right up you babe

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Shall i make you breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn that bloody light off "

superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not half the man your mother was

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Let’s try that position again!

(Purely experimental ofc)

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t agree with oral sex keep your mouth shut !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I charged your wand.

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 01/05/20 17:04:54]

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Have you done this before

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Will you marry me tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These instructions make no sense

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Be quick I have School

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Poached eggs on toast lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need to get you a fanny tuck but we will keep it tight lipped the now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore the alarm, its Saturday.

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Turn onto your side honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

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By *abulous fingersMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Theres 5029 artex bumps on your ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your twin sister said Yes

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Livingston

Who the hell are you?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Will be better after surgery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yer maw is a Belter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Take me up the arse

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Harder, harder, yes, harder, yes

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

You're the best fuck, ... ever!!

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

That was nice, thank you

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Thank you. Cash or cheque?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring me the strap on

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By *andyman1963Man
over a year ago

Ayr

Who's that going to satisfy

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a sandwich

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Oh fuck, what a mess

A shy friend's experience today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh fuck, what a mess

A shy friend's experience today

Sounds like he spilled something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'd like to hear.....

Yes, cum on my face.

Anal's not just for birthdays.

I'll lie on wet patch

It is from Victoria's secret

Go to Amsterdam with lads

This is Carol from Zumba

Ride me like a racehorse

Let's watch porn during sex

What i actually hear....

Move over, face the wall.

Don't wipe cock on curtains!

Have you got my pillows?

Don't eat crisps in bed!

No more eating Bombay mix!

But 14 cushions look nice!

I've just washed the sheets!

Try cutting your toenails regularly.

The fuckin condom has burst.

I always wear my onesie

Lets buy two single beds.

Mr....obviously!

Funny as feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pizza and wine

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Awe that were crackin love!

What you mean your done?

Where do you want it?

Let me catch my breath

It doesn't normally do that

That doesn't go in there

Don't worry I washed it

What is that fucking smell

Lay back and eat this

Siimon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you very much sir!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have pizza and wine

The perfect night in!!

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