FabSwingers.com forum: A scottish word for idiot

By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know "numpty" is a good scottish/english word for an idiot. Any more?

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

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Eejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobber is another I use along with twat!

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By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Eejit

Ah. Yes this one I know. Lol. Love it.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I say plonker but i am not Scottish

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

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Fanny

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Fud ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erse !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Bampot, walloper, dafty, diddy, nugget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donut

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By *W1970Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Dickhead

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By *bridge manMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Muppet

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

A tumshie

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Dough ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumplin

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Numskull, dunce, diddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown, walloper, rocket or... fannybaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tadger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsehole!!

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

Glaikit

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By *illers71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wallaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fud ..."

A personal favourite of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory

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By *uan23Man
over a year ago

A nearby village

Dunderheid or heidthebaw.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

North East Wales

My granny always spoke of Bloons!

A good all purpose one non Scots is cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavy heed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raj bam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket

Belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket, banger, tosser, bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckleheid..

Knuckledragger..

Windylicker..

Mongle..

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By *un4us2getherCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

fud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A divvy said with a Geordie accent ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fandan

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A Joey...though think that was a local thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I say plonker but i am not Scottish"

It is very satisfying to say. X

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By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 23/04/20 18:25:35]

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home

Numb nut, douche bag, dumb fuck, tube, Knobhead. That's hubbys lol.

Mines is domkop , doos

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By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Scotland is the world champion of funny insults.

My hat is well and truly tipped to you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neil"

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tube, bam, tottie, trumpet,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunderheed

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By *ose1985 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dunderheed "

Oh that's a good one. Heed as in head?

My husband explains.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Gype

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By *methyst4UWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Choob or nugget or banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudbucket

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Erse

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Brammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy warmer....

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Eejit, dafty, muppet, silly sausage, fanny

(Some I use, some im aware of)

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nugget, eejit, fannybaws, fanny, bawbag, numpty, few sandwiches short of a picnic(OK technically a sentence) plank, dumbass,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many I think most have been covered that I know of

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Tattieheid

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Doof, spangle

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wingnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stoater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately i can be all these things, sometimes at once.

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Walloper

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 24/04/20 13:42:05]

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Fud

Bellend

Either hit the spot

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By *obertELeeMan
over a year ago

Montrose

Feil

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By *icecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Roaster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat or cu@t

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Eejit"

This is my go-to one, but I was once called out on here, about using it. as they said it was highly offensive.

Maybe elsewhere, but in Scotland I'd say not so.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baw bag

Eejit

Fanny

Gob shite

Lol to name a few

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By *aytimefun4usMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

A galoot.

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By *W1970Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Knob jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud is my usual choice

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"A Joey...though think that was a local thing "

Joey was UK wide, came into use after a man called Joey Deacon appeared on Blue Peter in early 80s.

He had celebral palsy and it was to celebrate his achievements.

Unfortunately the overall impact was not as hoped.

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By *unnesscoupleMan
over a year ago

around

Clackwanker

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

[Removed by poster at 27/04/20 07:14:05]

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Plamf

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Fuckwit

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By *r_thickdick777Man
over a year ago

Dover

Heid the baw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dafty, fanny, eejit, twat, fud, donut, tool, tube, clown, zoomer, half wit, rocket, space cadet, fruit pastel are terms I would use commonly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From wales : pleb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eejit

This is my go-to one, but I was once called out on here, about using it. as they said it was highly offensive.

Maybe elsewhere, but in Scotland I'd say not so.

Mandy"

I love that word and to me it’s more playful than rude. Maybe they just needed to lighten up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckwit

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tube

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Search bbc iPlayer “Scotland swearing” for a good documentary in this subject. Very amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunderheed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawheid, lavvyheid,heidthebaw

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Fuckwit

Arse

Eejit

Wombat

All quite possibly preceded by the word 'Fuckin'

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By *urious shy wifeCouple
over a year ago

Alford

Trump is pretty universal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ockothenorthMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Walloper

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By *ockothenorthMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Rumpnut

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

Spam

Gonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

barmpot

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