FabSwingers.com forum: rewrite

By *__K OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hello forum dwelling fabbies,

Just need a bit of help rewriting my profile. Something delightfully witty. Little help?

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey I'm T__K and I'm an alco - err shit wrong profile.

What I'm looking for - Breathing would be good, female would be a great optional extra. Anything else would be just a bonus.

I'm only really interested in you if your profile is a mile long with a million do's and don'ts and you're ugly as sin. If you think thats you, drop me a line!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have any imaginary characters you could put on your profile like I have? Perhaps an amusing poem? Perhaps make it about nothing really relevant to swinging in the slightest? Come up with a "witty phrase"? The best I could do was "this guys the limit" but you could have something similar of your own?

What would make YOU laugh? Put that on your profile. Instead of saying you've done mm, mmm, mff, etc etc how about something like "I've had more combinations of group sex situations than pavarotti's had cornettos"...or something

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Watching this with intrest want to see what a fun whitty profile you finaly end up with humour gets me everytime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

orrrrr,,,

you put a pic up and say what your looking for,,man ..woman or both?

let others decide if they want to meet you,,,simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"orrrrr,,,

you put a pic up and say what your looking for,,man ..woman or both?

let others decide if they want to meet you,,,simples"

check wit ma profile says janda!!! go on.....a dare ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now bare in mind I can't manage this for myself, how the feck am I going to manage for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello forum dwelling fabbies,

Just need a bit of help rewriting my profile. Something delightfully witty. Little help?"

Ok here goes.

Single Male in Aberdeen looking to cheat on his right hand,even the Sheep are slow hand clapping me up here,my sex stare and advances are getting me nowhere so im looking for single females/couples for no strings fun..please no mutton dressed as lamb.

Hobbies,i enjoy the quiet life..that's right Josef Fritzl has nothing on me i can tell you

wild parties every night..when im finished with you your pussy will have to identified by your next of kin.

Im keen on Taxidermy and enjoy a good Serial Killer book and enjoy walks in Graveyards....if you are still reading then maybe you can drop me a message and find out what the real T_K is all about.

Thank you for taking time to read my profile,all messages will be answered.

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By *__K OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Hello forum dwelling fabbies,

Just need a bit of help rewriting my profile. Something delightfully witty. Little help?

Ok here goes.

Hobbies,i enjoy the quiet life..that's right Josef Fritzl has nothing on me i can tell you

wild parties every night..when im finished with you your pussy will have to identified by your next of kin.

Im keen on Taxidermy and enjoy a good Serial Killer book and enjoy walks in Graveyards....if you are still reading then maybe you can drop me a message and find out what the real T_K is all about.

Thank you for taking time to read my profile,all messages will be answered.

Quite funny, made my laugh

Will likely use some of that in the rewrite.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not only does stinkfist have the vest name, hes funny too. You go guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^Glad you took it as some fun T_K,im sure the Aberdeen/Sheep jokes are wearing thin..but your not pulling the wool over my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not only does stinkfist have the vest name, hes funny too. You go guy! "

Thank you

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By *__K OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"^Glad you took it as some fun T_K,im sure the Aberdeen/Sheep jokes are wearing thin..but your not pulling the wool over my eyes

I just live in Aberdeen, I'm really a Yorkshireman. Make as many sheep jokes as you like, I do.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think you need to get the word suave in there somewhere

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By *__K OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I think you need to get the word suave in there somewhere"

I am not suave, or sophisticated or even classy. I am most comfortable in a dive bar where the bar itself is sticky with 50 years of spilt booze.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Somewhere like nice n sleazys then? I still think you should get suave in somewhere. For me? Pleeease?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T_K i think you should mention that you are a Yorkshireman as most people will think you are a tight fisted Aberdonian lol.The girls in Glasgow are well aware of "The Wicker Man" and might be thinking that instead of trying to get into there knickers..you are really after there Sheepskin Jackets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did it go T_K,have all the girls mailed you saying...T_k please take me to the Max!!!!!

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By *__K OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

not yet

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Women are clearly bonkers then!!

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