FabSwingers.com forum: Questions you get asked the most !

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mines is how big are you tits

lol

whats yours ?

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fancy sucking me off?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

You free Saturday night ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I going to get THAT in there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are we fucking slut , doesn't have to same excitement when a 60yo fat guy asks , usally the same guy mailing lol

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

Some people are just that stupid lol

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

Some people are just that stupid lol"

Yep

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

yes ive had that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

Some people are just that stupid lol

Yep

I've had a few asking noo way did you have a gangbang ???wtf its all over my profile in pics and my verfys lol

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Is that really your ass!

Duh!!!

Some people are just that stupid lol

Yep

That's becaused your supposed to put on your profile "I LOVE LOADS OF COCK AND CUM"

I've had a few asking noo way did you have a gangbang ???wtf its all over my profile in pics and my verfys lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you play alone when jamie is offshore", closely followed by, "why not? how would he know"...muppets

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do you want your cock sucked tonight?

Get asked that a lot by guys. Not amused.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

you busy the nite ?

this your car?

what time you on til?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have a fem friend you could bring along?

auds

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"you busy the nite ?

this your car?

what time you on til?

Funnily enough

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"you busy the nite ?

this your car?

what time you on til?

Funnily enough

oh and...

is this your real job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that really your legs??.. Emmmm yeah they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag, snog, avoid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you old enough to buy fags!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find me a woman for a 3some.

I get asked by guys to find them women for 3somes all the time.

I'm not a phone directory or an escort agency.

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By *ighlandballsMan
over a year ago

perth

How big are you

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Are you as weird in real life? (The answer is yes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been getting a few "would you like to fuck my mouth" requests,im not Simon Bares on Radio One playing "Our Tune"..remember it lol

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Would you meet me alone is one we get asked alot. then the confusion when we say yes but socially first. thst pretty well wraps it up there. but if they do meet gee socially first nd they seem ok she could go for it.

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Can you stick a load of washing on today?

Kiss my penis

what's for dinner

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do you have any ID?

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Can you stick a load of washing on today?

Lol can you pop round Q and put a load on for us. xx

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"Can you stick a load of washing on today?

Lol can you pop round Q and put a load on for us. xx"

might as well I have done about 5 loads today!!!

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

It's not so much what i get asked but is how I'm asked, the one line Messages and Broken English text talk that reads like gibberish arrrrrg!

eg "howz u what u up 2night?"

fuck sake I'm Dyslexic and i can spell better than that.

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Can you stick a load of washing on today?

Lol can you pop round Q and put a load on for us. xx

might as well I have done about 5 loads today!!! "

So what time u calling round to pick it up?? as have another 5 loads for you lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant make it, but whens the next one?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm free just now, are you?.... err no!!

Fancy a fuck?.... I do, just not with you though

Why's your profile hidden?....So you can't see it!!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

the question ah get asked most is "will you feek off !!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get "great ass, u wanna fuck"......

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was it painful...?

Do you want deepthroated tonight...?...by guys mainly..

How big...?

Do you have a face piture you can send...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you alone....

Do u meet alone...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Are you alone....

Do u meet alone..."

Well are you...do you...lmfao...

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

forgot to add...

You are what age?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see u have anal in your interests, can I fuck your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you bi,do you want to suck my penis..and stop pestering me i will take a restraining order out on you weirdo

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

thought it was only me that heard those voices...

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naw man we all hear them. It's what prevents us from sobbing uncontrollably in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav , sticky your brill I see you have fucked loads you naughty slut , can I stick my cock up your ass ??? .....has anyone ever heard of hello I like your profile lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shut it and get that ass open wide bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut it and get that ass open wide bitch"

Hmmm so there's a dominate side we must meet again

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?"

pmsl!! quite brilliant

I get asked 'What does your tattoo say?' or 'You're not really as size 18 are you!?' haha both these things are plainly obvious so I don't answer them mostly, only to those I fancy

L xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?

pmsl!! quite brilliant

I get asked 'What does your tattoo say?' or 'You're not really as size 18 are you!?' haha both these things are plainly obvious so I don't answer them mostly, only to those I fancy

L xxx "

Tbh you don't look a size 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commonly asked 'where is quirkyville' and 'why do you have to live so fecking far away'

And from quirky 'are you home this weekend' and 'will you please make a mess of my pretty little face'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot r u into?

Do you meet alone?

Want to suck this? (insert pic of a cock dangling over the toilet pan)

Wot r u into?

Do you meet alone?

All of which get an instant block x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not so much what i get asked but is how I'm asked, the one line Messages and Broken English text talk that reads like gibberish arrrrrg!

eg "howz u what u up 2night?"

fuck sake I'm Dyslexic and i can spell better than that."

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wot r u into?

Do you meet alone?

Want to suck this? (insert pic of a cock dangling over the toilet pan)

Wot r u into?

Do you meet alone?

All of which get an instant block x"

Want to suck this? (Imagine a pic of a white choc magnum)

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?

pmsl!! quite brilliant

I get asked 'What does your tattoo say?' or 'You're not really as size 18 are you!?' haha both these things are plainly obvious so I don't answer them mostly, only to those I fancy

L xxx

Tbh you don't look a size 18

Exactly!! I thought she was a 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?

pmsl!! quite brilliant

I get asked 'What does your tattoo say?' or 'You're not really as size 18 are you!?' haha both these things are plainly obvious so I don't answer them mostly, only to those I fancy

L xxx

Tbh you don't look a size 18

Exactly!! I thought she was a 14"

Yeah defo most size 18s look flabby and blobby she's fit

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What she says: no thanks.

What I hear: When are you going to come to my place and fuck me and my gal pal you handsome adonis?

pmsl!! quite brilliant

I get asked 'What does your tattoo say?' or 'You're not really as size 18 are you!?' haha both these things are plainly obvious so I don't answer them mostly, only to those I fancy

L xxx

Tbh you don't look a size 18

Exactly!! I thought she was a 14

Yeah defo most size 18s look flabby and blobby she's fit

She's bloody fantastic is what she is

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shut it and get that ass open wide bitch

So guys ask you that too....

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahahaha, walked into that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

heard this once...in a mixed room...

You've finish, havent you...

I had to leave the room as I laugh too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you alone....

Do u meet alone..."

lol yes that pops up a fair bit

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By *ex n MusicCouple
over a year ago

Perth

Can I fuck your mrs?

If only they were a little more articulate in there wording they might just!.....lol

Oh and That sex is a cheeky wee bassa

....Correct on that 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One i've had quite a few times ...

Are you really 5ft 10, or are you really that tall ........

No I just make it up :s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One i've had quite a few times ...

Are you really 5ft 10, or are you really that tall ........

No I just make it up :s

But all the same height lying down eh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi hows you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that Davy Provan, Peter Weir and Joe Millar are on this site?

... I say no... you're thinking of Fab Wingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fav , sticky your brill I see you have fucked loads you naughty slut , can I stick my cock up your ass ??? .....has anyone ever heard of hello I like your profile lol"
Hi I like your profile. Can I stick my cock up your bum?

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"Commonly asked 'where is quirkyville' and 'why do you have to live so fecking far away'

And from quirky 'are you home this weekend' and 'will you please make a mess of my pretty little face'

Cheeky fucker!!!! Will you please make a mess of my pretty little face though and erm are you free this weekend lol! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh your that feckin DBS pr...?

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