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By *ering Sea OP   Man
over a year ago

Penicuik

Apparently some fuddy duddy who's own son has flouted just about every rule on social distancing, is going to be on TV at 8pm. I'll miss it though, cos i'll be using my Bosch drill to do some home dentistry on myself instead.

Then I’ll walk all the neighbours dugs while being a hypocrite.

Enjoy fuckers

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home

I'll not be watching it, no time for the Royals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

Hopefully catch Liz on the iplayer

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By *ering Sea OP   Man
over a year ago

Penicuik


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

"

That's exactly the expression he makes too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

Hopefully catch Liz on the iplayer "

Jealous

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

That's exactly the expression he makes too! "

Mind an keep his arse hair. Winter is just round the corner and he may need a good pair of woolly gloves in the apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

That's exactly the expression he makes too!

Mind an keep his arse hair. Winter is just round the corner and he may need a good pair of woolly gloves in the apocalypse "

He needs it for his head....napper like Kojak.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

That's exactly the expression he makes too!

Mind an keep his arse hair. Winter is just round the corner and he may need a good pair of woolly gloves in the apocalypse

He needs it for his head....napper like Kojak."

Ha ha who loves ya baby

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will be watching it. I like our old Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be watching it. I like our old Queen."

You can review it for us then

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd

As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be watching it. I like our old Queen."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend "

If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona.

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By *ering Sea OP   Man
over a year ago

Penicuik


"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend "

The fuck !

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Ah thanks for reminder

I do like our old Queen.. Just sometimes wish could crack a whip with our politicians to make them act right and do the right thing for the country..

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend

If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona."

If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.

Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend

If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona.

If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.

Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical "

No clean socks either?

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All in this together...

My family and I...

I'm indifferent to having a monarchy, but I'm not going to go out my way to watch

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd


"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.

I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??

Again..asking for a friend

If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona.

If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.

Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical

No clean socks either? "

Oooh right enough...treat yourself to a posh one...it is the queen right enough

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Fancy doing mine while your there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.

Hopefully catch Liz on the iplayer "

Ok bit too much info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah let's all watch the privileged tell us mere subjects how shes thinking and praying for us all from her 50 bedroom Plalace.wonder if the servants are being sent home or are they still serving her tea within the 2 metre boundary?

Think I'd rather pull my own toenails off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy doing mine while your there "

Jeezo...just put the Flymo away for the day ...can't face doing yours too.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Damn, she's a puppet reading a script...i wonder if the palace is on lockdown too? It clearly wasn't a selfie like BoJo has been doing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, she's a puppet reading a script...i wonder if the palace is on lockdown too? It clearly wasn't a selfie like BoJo has been doing....."

Are you honestly surprised?

She's hardly going to open with..."Right...look you shower of silly bastards...don't be a diddy like my son...do as yer telt!"

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Fancy doing mine while your there

Jeezo...just put the Flymo away for the day ...can't face doing yours too."

Flymo....fuck your gonna need a petrol lawnmower

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Yeah let's all watch the privileged tell us mere subjects how shes thinking and praying for us all from her 50 bedroom Plalace.wonder if the servants are being sent home or are they still serving her tea within the 2 metre boundary?

Think I'd rather pull my own toenails off."

As her boy fucks off up to Scotland ....aye right hen put your money in your pocket

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Damn, she's a puppet reading a script...i wonder if the palace is on lockdown too? It clearly wasn't a selfie like BoJo has been doing.....

Are you honestly surprised?

She's hardly going to open with..."Right...look you shower of silly bastards...don't be a diddy like my son...do as yer telt!""

I was kinda hoping she would

And say she's setting her corgis on the young boy

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