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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Well Trump made the comparison with the Salem Witch trails as well. He said they "received more due process" than he is in this impeachment hearing. Which prompted the Mayor of Salem to go on the news and tell him to learn some history.

A bit like when Trump claimed that no other US president has had as rough a time as him... and several people had to point out that quite a few US Presidents have been shot dead.

The guy is a moron.

Although I did see one very amusing take. If both Trump and Pence were taken down by this (long long shot, but hey...) then Pelosi would be 3rd in line to the Presidency. She could then name her VP. She could appoint Clinton as her VP and then resign, in which Clinton would then become President. Just think of the MAGA snowflakes thowing complete hissy fits at that lol

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump has a huge Christian following/voter base. Be interesting to see how the comparison sits with them.

I’m not religious but I find it odious in many ways.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Obviously, Barry is a complete twunt. Knows his scripture, though. Pilate did try his hardest not to sentence Jesus. The Democrats really don't want to wash their hands.

Shit as things are here, I'm glad I don't live in the USA.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it's laughable. Jesus the man without sin but being put to death nonetheless vs a despicable man filled with hatred jumping from sin to sin without even getting his toes wet in the concept of innocence about to get away scot free.

Whether Trump is guilty or not is without question. Even the Republicans are only challenging the process not the accusation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trump has a huge Christian following/voter base. Be interesting to see how the comparison sits with them.

I’m not religious but I find it odious in many ways."

32% of Americans think Trump is a better president than George Washington. A man who could not tell a lie vs a pathalogical liar.

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

I'd go to a trump cricifiction....., just so I could build a fire under his feet. I'd even bring popcorn for everyone there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd go to a trump cricifiction....., just so I could build a fire under his feet. I'd even bring popcorn for everyone there."

But he's such a lovely guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump is an inverse Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trump is an inverse Jesus "

I know right. Like a photo negative. He thinks the golden rule is a sex thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trump is an inverse Jesus

I know right. Like a photo negative. He thinks the golden rule is a sex thing "

Corinthians 1:14 Jesus spoke to his friends and on this day he did impart his devine wisdom "thou shall grab 'em by the pussy".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?"

It’s rhetoric to fire up his Christian base.

Trump is not Jesus, in fact he is the opposite.

The Anti Christ some would say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?"
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A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated. "

But Republicans are notoriously Christian. What is the bible belt doing? Got their head in the sand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated. "

Well it isn’t so go fig.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig."

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?"

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below "

How does the American Christian voter justify voting for Trump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below

How does the American Christian voter justify voting for Trump?"

They don't justify it. Not really. They ignore the things they don't want to acknowledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below

How does the American Christian voter justify voting for Trump?

They don't justify it. Not really. They ignore the things they don't want to acknowledge."

Is it a case of there are part of the bible they like and parts of the bible they don’t like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below

How does the American Christian voter justify voting for Trump?

They don't justify it. Not really. They ignore the things they don't want to acknowledge.

Is it a case of there are part of the bible they like and parts of the bible they don’t like?"

I don't know. Perhaps some of the old testament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Republican congressman Barry Loudermilk just made a comparison between the Trump impeachment inquiry and the trial of Jesus in the Bible, shockingly arguing Pontius Pilate was more fair to Jesus than Democrats have been to the president.

Seriously?.

A case in point that religion and politics should always be separated.

Well it isn’t so go fig.

Does he go to the National Prayer Breakfast and pray for more pussy to grab?

I’m sure his prayers are being answered by the dude down below

How does the American Christian voter justify voting for Trump?

They don't justify it. Not really. They ignore the things they don't want to acknowledge.

Is it a case of there are part of the bible they like and parts of the bible they don’t like?

I don't know. Perhaps some of the old testament. "

Plus revelations from the new, most of these evangelicals do like the idea of the apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-prayer-impeachment_n_5dfa22afe4b0969b618df5b2

"Dear God,

Please help rid our nation of this racist, sexist, incompetent loser who cages children, brags about committing sexual assault, steals from charities, operates fake universities, and colludes with foreign powers to subvert our election system.

Amen."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get." - Matthew 6:5

There's a part of the bible Trump can relate to.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-prayer-impeachment_n_5dfa22afe4b0969b618df5b2

"Dear God,

Please help rid our nation of this racist, sexist, incompetent loser who cages children, brags about committing sexual assault, steals from charities, operates fake universities, and colludes with foreign powers to subvert our election system.

Amen.""

Dear Humanity,

I don't exist, and even if I did it's high time you were able to sort your own problems out.

God

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-prayer-impeachment_n_5dfa22afe4b0969b618df5b2

"Dear God,

Please help rid our nation of this racist, sexist, incompetent loser who cages children, brags about committing sexual assault, steals from charities, operates fake universities, and colludes with foreign powers to subvert our election system.

Amen."

Dear Humanity,

I don't exist, and even if I did it's high time you were able to sort your own problems out.

God"

Dear Donald

I tried to get into the USA but I couldn't get a visa. My Son is flagged as a left wing Marxist agitator and I'm on a no fly list.

Sorry to hear about your shit but as I say... As you sow, so shall ye reap. As you make your bed so shall ye lie in it.

God

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

Dear little Donny Trump,

You've always been a disappointment to me! But, I expected as much, given the disappointment your father and grandfather "were" to me, and your children sure aren't impressing me either! So, given your very unfavorable position in my eyes, due to your total utter contempt of doing anything good in this world, congress "judging" you should be the least of your worries! Just so you know, in "My" court, there is no media, there is no character witnesses, there is no statements given by the accused, there is no jury, because there is no

voting! "My Judgement" is the final word, there is no appeals, no paroles, and no probations!

I'll be seeing you soon, Donny boy!

GOD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear little Donny Trump,

You've always been a disappointment to me! But, I expected as much, given the disappointment your father and grandfather "were" to me, and your children sure aren't impressing me either! So, given your very unfavorable position in my eyes, due to your total utter contempt of doing anything good in this world, congress "judging" you should be the least of your worries! Just so you know, in "My" court, there is no media, there is no character witnesses, there is no statements given by the accused, there is no jury, because there is no

voting! "My Judgement" is the final word, there is no appeals, no paroles, and no probations!

I'll be seeing you soon, Donny boy!

GOD

"

I think being Trump must be hell on earth. He seems like one of the most unhappy people I've ever seen.

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By *ice__blokeMan
over a year ago

redcar

Ive read it all now on Trump, Comparing him to Jesus at this time of year, the republicans are brain dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So Trump has lost it completely. First a a war on dishwashers and toilets. Now not even windmills (what we call wind turbines) are safe.... such an eloquent speaker...

“But they’re manufactured tremendous if you’re into this, tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint, fumes are spewing into the air, right? Spewing. Whether it’s in China, Germany, it’s going into the air. It’s our air, their air, everything, right? You see all those [windmills]. They’re all different shades of color,” he said. “They’re like sort of white, but one is like an orange-white. It’s my favorite color, orange.”

Well he can't be all THAT bad if his favourite colour is orange. Now he's got the orange colour lover voters in his corner...

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