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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were the leader of a fabswingers party in an election, what would your policies be?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

To abolish the law that requires planning permission for an erection greater than 8ft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To abolish the law that requires planning permission for an erection greater than 8ft.

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lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

That all meetings and votes in the House of Commons should be naked. Not the Lord’s though - I’m not a sicko!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That all meetings and votes in the House of Commons should be naked. Not the Lord’s though - I’m not a sicko! "

Oh God. It's like you're trying to lose the election.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To abolish the law that requires planning permission for an erection greater than 8ft.

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. For the rear? It's already allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd stick to some pretty simple ones aimed at keeping undue influence out of politics.

Transparency, really good versions if it's not a military secret everybody gets to see everything online

Limitations on where you can work when leaving politics.

Voting reform, if 12% of the population are voting greens or fascists they get representation.

Monetary reform, the bank of England gets elected board members.

Minimum and maximum ages for MPs 30-60 and maximum amount of terms, say 2, newbies have less time to be corrupted

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

No environment politics from gobby kids....ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No environment politics from gobby kids....ever"

Well this thread went from jolly and humorous to angry and confused in record time.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"To abolish the law that requires planning permission for an erection greater than 8ft.

. For the rear? It's already allowed "

gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No environment politics from gobby kids....ever

Well this thread went from jolly and humorous to angry and confused in record time."

I was rather impressed how fast that happened.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"If you were the leader of a fabswingers party in an election, what would your policies be?"

Make it an arrestable offence if people park their shopping trolley in the middle of those slow moving slope escalators into supermarkets one floor up so you can’t walk past either side

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH"

We could outlaw misogynistic men who don't have a sense of humour.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood


"Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

We could outlaw misogynistic men who don't have a sense of humour."

Weird you should outlaw yourself like that . But hey whatever- each to their own

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

White knights should be put on death row- a bucket has not been made that could contain the amount of vomit I exude when I read their sycophantic posts

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Outlaw nuisance phone calls from bots or people, telling me that I have had an accident.

Anyone who promises this gets my vote.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Free lube, condoms and a sex toy of your choice for every voter!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"Free lube, condoms and a sex toy of your choice for every voter!"

Wonder what Anne Widdecombe will choose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Free lube, condoms and a sex toy of your choice for every voter!

Wonder what Anne Widdecombe will choose?

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Probably a whip. I can't imagine her being at all sexual. The image is too horrible. But I can easily imagine her whipping anybody she doesn't like.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Mrs Abbott as the fab party chancellor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White knights should be put on death row- a bucket has not been made that could contain the amount of vomit I exude when I read their sycophantic posts "

Christ loves a misanthrope!

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

To have cinema style setting, those benches look like you would get a numb bum after a while. And a water dispenser attached

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