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By *ky19 OP Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
And now for a look into the future!
I want to take a break from here but want to post one final warning about the wolf in sheep's clothing we lovingly call Boris, with regards to his lie to "Get Brexit Done".
This is a sort of open letter to leave voters, but please feel free to enjoy however you are inclined to vote. It took a couple of weeks to type in bits and chop and change so you'd better not moan too much. This is very serious but presented in a tongue in cheek way. 
It's November 2021! Here's an almanac of what went on in the previous 2 Years:
Back in Dec '19 when Boris pulled an election, he told Leave voters "Splutter Don't vote for the Brexit Party, you'll *blugh* SPLIT the the the the LEAVE vote. Vote Conservative, trust us, and we will 'get brexit done' do or die in a ditch! Splutter"
So a lot of leave voters did trust the PM and he duly ended up with a majority, though only thru having to tack on other minor parties, most notably the Monster Raving Loony Party who won a shock seat, and also making a deal with Plaid Europe (more dishonestly known officially as Plaid Cymru), anyone except the Brexit Party funnily enough, to fill up the seats. Boris then gave a really positive sounding speech before Christmas about how he was going to get brexit done quickly with a, a, a, a, a, great new DEAL Mr Speaker by Jan 31st.
Coming up to Jan 31st some obstacle is again placed in the way by those "splutter, dastardly undemocratic remainers once again foiling the will of the people, blurgh!" So once again it was the same old shite come Feb 1st.
This old hat continued throughout last year, with the unbiased BBC (they say so on their site!!!) and the rest filled up with insufferable talking heads and 'experts' blaming everything on brexit, while dismissing the fact that brexit hadn't happened was what was causing the problems.
Finally, in January this year with the transition period having been and gone, the deja vu over and over led to Boris standing in the commons declaring "I believe the time has come Mr Speaker, to splutter, Put the vote BACK to the people and end this STALEmate", and scheduled a referendum for may.
The establishment, having been so complacent and got a huge shock last time took no chances this time round. The BBC and Channel 4 in particular were even slimier and disgusting than usual in the run up.
Students (more likely to beprocessed, er educated, at their EU funded establishments) were again allowed to vote twice, and of course they didn't care a jot that that wasn't fair; they gladly cast the ballot at their other address with a superior and self satisfied smile. 16-17 year olds and EU nationals were also allowed to vote for the first time, having been blocked previously in late 2019. Since the establishment had been busy packing in as many EU nationals into the UK on the quiet for quite a while, that amounted to a lot. So with the 16-17yr olds that was easily another 10million votes for remain right there.
The BBC panicked on a couple of occasions as Leave won (again) some areas marginally, initially, only to have someone rush in gasping declaring "We've FOUND another ballot box!" then when that was counted it tipped the result to remain. This was considered rather f*cking convenient by some. This happened more than once, other times it was a box late arriving because the "car broke down" or some other bollocks. And of course the postal vote results were nothing like the actual postal votes cast.
The result was duly announced, Leave totalled 38% but Remain officially balloted 62%! It was declared a great victory for Remain as the BBC let all their ugly true smug colours hang out. "It wasn't that great seeing they had the equivalent of a 30% headstart" quipped one personality on Questionable Time - as some still called it even though David Bumblebee had left a few years ago - He was immediately cast out as a heretic and never heard of again. He turned up dead some time later, having been Epsteined.
All of a sudden a EU referendum was no longer an advisory vote, it was legally binding now. The following week Boris indeed announced Brexit has been scrapped and that's that done and dead in a ditch. "What a terrible SHAME!" he blurted, unable to hide looking like he was on cloud 9 - A stark contrast to the funereal demeanour he demonstrated 5 years earlier when the first referendum result was announced.
Meanwhile, in the EU Guy Verhofstadt, who some time ago had changed his big John Major glasses and had grown a small Charlie Chaplin style moustache cried out "YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! AAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!! WE HAVE WON!! WE HAVE WON!!!" and continued in further maniacal laughter until an ambulance was called. "Those STUPID voters, and we didn't even pay them!!! AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Even Merkel was seen cracking a smile at one point, though it wasn't a very nice one.
The TV filled up all day long with former Prime Ministers Treason, Gordon Brown and John Peas Major in particular expressing their delight and we must now get on with implementing the will of the people! It got too much though when He who's name shall not be mentioned (the one between Peas Major and Gordon Huhhhhrrr Brown) declared it a wonderful day and a huge step in our plans for total 'world peace'... and a New World Order...
Back in the UK, many remain stalwarts didn't see anything untoward about this, when you'd have thought it might be a red flag that the EU doesn't really have the public's interest at heart - even remainers. But no, they too were out celebrating wildly which lasted for two weeks.
Understandably, Leave voters have been very very angry over the last few months at being royally fucked over like that, and they recently wrote Boris a letter telling him how angry they were (I love that line). "A Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh Bluh" Boris blustered, "We HAD to break the STALEmate! I did everything I could! It wasn't my fault"
Actually, now that Britain is in the EU forever with a law recently passed that no vote can ever again be taken on membership, Boris has now finally dropped his act and is often seen arm and arm with Merkel, Juncker and co. and they are good friends. Boris is all smiles as he has been rewarded handsomely and has been promised a good place in the soon to be established One World Order of Unity. Man of the people folks!
The Leave voters protested "You can't do this! We won a vote, you refused to carry it out and rigged a second vote then you carry that one out. That's Buuuuuuuuulllllshit!"
Even worse, Remain voters then taunted them with everything the leave voters had previously responded to them with: "You lost. Get over it." "HA! Look, they can't respect a democratic vote!" and all the rest of it.
This continued on as Remain proved to be even worse (official) winners than they were losers 5 years previously.
Now that Britain is stuck forever in the EU, the EU are now gearing up for their final plans to dissolve all nation states "to transfer the powers to the EU". The European Defence Force (EU Army) is due to be officially unveiled next week, and anyone thinking of any yellow vest protests, or any colour garment protest come to think of it had better watch out, because the EU will crush the citizens, literally, with tanks as in China. Funny, it's called a "DEFENCE force" murmured someone, who was promptly arrested by state police and never heard from again.
The EU then press on with plans to control the entire internet, and thus stop any information they don't want getting to the public. We will only ever see what they want us to see. Now the whole internet will be turned into the BBC.
Those who wanted to leave the EU tear their hair out at the nightmare that's only just beginning...
But remember, this all happened, because you voted for Boris and the Conservatives.
"But we had no-one else to vote for" the leave voters cry.
Yes you did. There was a new party formed in 2019 committed to getting the job done. Just to make the point clear they were even called the Brexit Party and made their mark quickly. They had all the momentum to make the difference until you, that's you, made the common mistake of believing the media.
But it would have split the vote!"
Not if you and others all voted for them. Remember Peterborough in 2019. They would have won but they just missed out by a whisker, because you see, and this is the profound bit, it was actually the Conservatives splitting the leave vote all along.
Yes, the faction of Remainers called Remoaners egged on by the media, have been unbearable. The Media reprehensible and corrupt. But they had no real power. This has happened because you voted for Boris Johnson.
And the worst part is, you brought it all on yourselves and only have yourself to blame. |
