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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich

Free broadband for all yipeee.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Free broadband for all yipeee."

No doubt security will be mentioned - the green economy, productivity and gdp has already been mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have free sky, Netflix, amazon Prime, and Apple TV too please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have free sky, Netflix, amazon Prime, and Apple TV too please ?"

Surely we can have BT sport. I mean we'll practically own it ?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

and inequality.

It's like a revolution to the UK, a game changer, money saver and world leading idea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

... and jobs

full fibre bowl of supernet.

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich

What happens when the cant get the money out of google and faceache? well if they own the broadband they can cut them off.Sounds to me just another ploy to get control of the people under the guise of something free.No mention of how they will pay the pensioners either if its all free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexitees and their tin foilery.

A joy to behold..

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Can I have free sky, Netflix, amazon Prime, and Apple TV too please ?"

Yes of course.

All coming soon from Labour. Along with free lunchtime blow jobs for all male workers and state funded dildo's for the ladies.

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Brexitees and their tin foilery.

A joy to behold.. "

blimey bob that all you got i thought you would have at least explained to me where all this money is coming from and how they are going to force foreign internet companies to pay more tax.Im genuinely interested as i cant see where or how.

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

The cat is out the bag now.

Labour intend to nationalise their targets by swapping private shares for goverment bonds.

I'm sure that the many shareholders of these Labour targets will love this idea.

Even the Chairman of BT was taken aback by this announcement last night. The private operators are even being threatened with nationalisation if they don't play ball.

I think the people of Australia may have some pointers on free broadband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brexitees and their tin foilery.

A joy to behold.. blimey bob that all you got i thought you would have at least explained to me where all this money is coming from and how they are going to force foreign internet companies to pay more tax.Im genuinely interested as i cant see where or how."

The money tree silly .The same one the conservatives have in the garden of No 10.

You can see how the conservatives are going to get their money right???

We should rename the Conservative to the “ Borrowers “..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Free broadband for all yipeee."

Free beer and skittles next!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free entry to sex clubs. It'll improve the nations mental health as we all make love and not war

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich

Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Free entry to sex clubs. It'll improve the nations mental health as we all make love and not war "

I once worked out on the back of an envelope that if you took the entire military budget in the U.K. and spent it in hookers you could get every adult in the country a free blowjob/cunnilingus twice a week. Just imagine how much happier the nation would be?

Then my mind wandered to what an ‘NHS provisioned’ sex worker would look like. I wondered it it would be the equivalent of ‘NHS specs’ used to be? Would BUPA step in to offer you a better service?

-Matt

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa... "

20% of the population are children!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!"

I don't think he was being litteral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!"

The voting population.Dude

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!

The voting population.Dude

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I get you!

I'll not be bought that easily!

I want a monorail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!

The voting population.Dude

I get you!

I'll not be bought that easily!

I want a monorail! "

I want a moon base but I’ll settle for free beer and oral sex in exchange for my vote .

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Whilst on fantasy island... why do roads have to be dug up to lay fibre-optic cable? Can't it be hung up using existing electricity pylons?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Governments don't do joined up thinking and nothing is ever free.Its just a slogan to catch attention

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Free kitten for everyone now apparently....

A kitten wouldn't tempt me but a free horse might.... have to be a good one mind, no promising an ISH and delivering a gypsy cob!

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!

The voting population.Dude

I get you!

I'll not be bought that easily!

I want a monorail!

I want a moon base but I’ll settle for free beer and oral sex in exchange for my vote ."

vote corbyn bob your get fucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter "

.

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

"

under Tory cuts they have reduced life expectancy in the past ten years so they are going in the right direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

under Tory cuts they have reduced life expectancy in the past ten years so they are going in the right direction "

.

It's not been cut though it's increased 30 billion in ten years!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!

The voting population.Dude

I get you!

I'll not be bought that easily!

I want a monorail!

I want a moon base but I’ll settle for free beer and oral sex in exchange for my vote .vote corbyn bob your get fucked. "

So vote Corbyn you get free broadband you get free beer you get free blow jobs and now I’ll even get a fuck.Do you work for momentum ??

Vote Santa(Corbyn)

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I remember the 3 day week. How on earth can we have a 4 day week? That's 20% less working time. How will that increase productivity? How will the employers afford the extra staff they will require. Especially as we will all earn the same as if we were working 5 days.

Diane Abbot must have done the costings.

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"I remember the 3 day week. How on earth can we have a 4 day week? That's 20% less working time. How will that increase productivity? How will the employers afford the extra staff they will require. Especially as we will all earn the same as if we were working 5 days.

Diane Abbot must have done the costings. "

Dont ask questions like that just believe just like free broadband 103,000 workers will be paid without generating any income just believe.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access. "

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party.

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. "

Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see. "

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free broadband for all yipeee."

Priti patel threw santa out the country

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases. "

The good thing about the net bob is you can source things for yourself.Funny they dont have that option in places like china wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases. The good thing about the net bob is you can source things for yourself.Funny they dont have that option in places like china wonder why?"

I see so that justifies newspapers smearing politicians with propaganda you agree with..

Funny that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free broadband for all yipeee.

Priti patel threw santa out the country "

I doubt little baby Jesus would get in now as he was a Middle Eastern refugee fleeing persecution ..

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By *ostafun OP   Man
over a year ago

near ipswich


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases. The good thing about the net bob is you can source things for yourself.Funny they dont have that option in places like china wonder why?

I see so that justifies newspapers smearing politicians with propaganda you agree with..

Funny that.. "

Where did i say that then bob?

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

If you believe all this then you live in cloud cuckoo land,be gas and leccy for free next lol

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

"

You mean if we all die instead, because that's the only other alternative.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

under Tory cuts they have reduced life expectancy in the past ten years so they are going in the right direction "

And it saves on the pensions too. Double win there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

under Tory cuts they have reduced life expectancy in the past ten years so they are going in the right direction

And it saves on the pensions too. Double win there.

"

In the short term it’s a win but killing off your fan base will have consequences long term.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases. "

Well clearly not but that doesn't mean I want the government, what ever colour, to have complete control over what is going to be the main medium for information in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases.

Well clearly not but that doesn't mean I want the government, what ever colour, to have complete control over what is going to be the main medium for information in the future. "

The government having control of infrastructure doesn’t mean control of what you watch .No more than government maintained roads dictate your direction of travel .

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"You could vote for scrooge and the grinch .

If you like long NHS waits and austerity and more food banks and greater inequality.

Not a great track record for the last decade...Unless you view the world from your Conservative sphincter .

The NHS budget has increased from 108 billion in 2010 to 138 billion in 2020,30 billion extra over ten years is alot to find mind.

According to the Nuffield trust on full fact, that's not enough in a "growing and ageing" population.

Maybe if we could all stop growing and ageing it might work out easier

under Tory cuts they have reduced life expectancy in the past ten years so they are going in the right direction

And it saves on the pensions too. Double win there.

In the short term it’s a win but killing off your fan base will have consequences long term."

Yes but just think about the massive tax cut you could give if all the I'll people where dead and no one lived long enough to collect their pension. You wouldn't need free broadband or free sex because you'd be able to pay for it all out of your own 'hard earned' money. OMG it's such a tax giveaway wet dream I think I'm going to have to go and change my undies right now.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Probably kiss goodbye to porn too once the nanny state have control over what you can access.

The porn restrictions have been kicked off by the Conservatives, though the final implementation of it has been kicked into broader legislation and changes by that nanny state party. Dont worry as soon as the government have control of broadband you will only be seeing what they want you to see.

You seem quite happy that a few wealthy individuals own the newspapers and media sources.

They of course only tell you the real truth and that of course confirms all your biases.

Well clearly not but that doesn't mean I want the government, what ever colour, to have complete control over what is going to be the main medium for information in the future.

The government having control of infrastructure doesn’t mean control of what you watch .No more than government maintained roads dictate your direction of travel ."

Try telling that to the Chinese.

But you're right it doesn't mean they will control what you watch but it definitely means they could. And there's a lot of politicians on both sides who wouldn't mind being able to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free beer and free blow jobs .This sounds like a vote winner for at least 50% of the population...

Vote Santa...

20% of the population are children!!

The voting population.Dude

I get you!

I'll not be bought that easily!

I want a monorail!

I want a moon base but I’ll settle for free beer and oral sex in exchange for my vote .vote corbyn bob your get fucked.

So vote Corbyn you get free broadband you get free beer you get free blow jobs and now I’ll even get a fuck.Do you work for momentum ??

Vote Santa(Corbyn)"

I like That! Santa Corbyn is coming to town!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris is miffed he didn’t think of it first, calling it a crackpot idea.

Why shouldn’t broadband be free?

It would be easier for internet businesses to start up, increasing the ability for people to work from home, free from the shackles of working in offices, reducing the need for travel, cutting carbon emissions further. Increasing productivity, allowing a better work life balance.

Technology has and will continue to revolutionise the way we work and wank!

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr


"What happens when the cant get the money out of google and faceache?"

They'll probably increase your taxes until you die. After you're dead, they'll tax what you've left behind.

Free broadband for all will be your legacy. One to be proud of.

Or they might find another way and leave you alone.

I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Free entry to sex clubs. It'll improve the nations mental health as we all make love and not war

I once worked out on the back of an envelope that if you took the entire military budget in the U.K. and spent it in hookers you could get every adult in the country a free blowjob/cunnilingus twice a week. Just imagine how much happier the nation would be?

Then my mind wandered to what an ‘NHS provisioned’ sex worker would look like. I wondered it it would be the equivalent of ‘NHS specs’ used to be? Would BUPA step in to offer you a better service?

-Matt"

Interesting thought Matt

When I had my carpal tunnel done at the spire (nhs contracted out) the service was marvellously efficient and the nurses were quite entertaining but they were a few years older than most nhs nurses. So if your choice was attractive and inexperienced or older and with a greater skillset which way would you go? I guess it could be a new career option for all those abandoned women of a certain age....not sure if it would necessarily be life affirming for them though

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