FabSwingers.com forum: Corbyns tables

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true

Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:

1: Take No Deal off the table.

2: Take a General Election off the table.

3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.

4: Take the tablecloth off the table.

5: Take the table away.

6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.

7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.

8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.

9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.

10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.

11: Ban tables.

12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true

Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:

1: Take No Deal off the table.

2: Take a General Election off the table.

3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.

4: Take the tablecloth off the table.

5: Take the table away.

6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.

7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.

8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.

9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.

10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.

11: Ban tables.

12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election."

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister "

It's not beyond the realms of possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not an election Labour have to win.

They only need to prevent a conservative majority.

The conservatives have no friends.They've thrown the DUP under the bus now .The Brexit party have said this isn’t Brexit they want a clean break which the conservatives have refused.

Labour have friends on the other hand in the liberals the SNP and the independents and greens .

I was reading the other day that this election will put more MPs in Parliament that don’t belong to either labour or conservative than ever before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister "
I fooking hope not

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

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. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win

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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago

lytham st.annes

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win "
Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit"

So many errors in such a simple sentence.

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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago

lytham st.annes

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit

So many errors in such a simple sentence.

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its so you can read it bobitup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit"

Pardon? You should consider giving up drinking in the daytime

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not

. At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit

So many errors in such a simple sentence.

"
. (lol) The term "valuing innovation" makes me fear that our NHS is very much up for sale

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true

Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:

1: Take No Deal off the table.

2: Take a General Election off the table.

3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.

4: Take the tablecloth off the table.

5: Take the table away.

6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.

7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.

8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.

9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.

10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.

11: Ban tables.

12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election."
lol very good

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