FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do if you was the prime minister?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would first of all stop brexit then introduce policies such as democracy means democracy meaning there should always be a 2nd referendum as the people have seen how it went, what fun things would you do? It could be naughty things too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become emperor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close all the tax loopholes big corporations use.

Then I’d banish Nigel Farrage and Tommy Robinson to some remote island so we don’t have to see them ever again

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

"Close all the tax loopholes big corporations use.

Then I’d banish Nigel Farrage and Tommy Robinson to some remote island so we don’t have to see them ever again"

Right on brother!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Jail Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close all the tax loopholes big corporations use.

Then I’d banish Nigel Farrage and Tommy Robinson to some remote island so we don’t have to see them ever again"

You'd get my vote

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Resign

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I would first of all stop brexit then introduce policies such as democracy means democracy meaning there should always be a 2nd referendum as the people have seen how it went, what fun things would you do? It could be naughty things too

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make smacking your kids illegal (oooooo)

Make it so every new parent went on a compulsory first aid course. If there’s more than a five year gap between each child, then you’d go on another course when pregnant again.

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT! "

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make smacking your kids illegal (oooooo)

Make it so every new parent went on a compulsory first aid course. If there’s more than a five year gap between each child, then you’d go on another course when pregnant again. "

Give scotland another independence vote

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Hang myself

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Just as an aside, doesn’t Theresa May look much better now??

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

As in looks

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

Cry. I couldn't imagine trying to sort this mess out.

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

She needs a good seeing to that woman

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. "

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!"

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were*"

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were*

Be nice

I'm helping

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Nice an spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it"

Non of the sore looser remainers propogangda makes me want to stay.The people voted leave so that's what should happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring in Proportional Representation, get rid of the Bishops in the House of Lords and Disestablish the Church of England

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. "
That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Get my cock out at prime minister questions and say

“Oh look, it’s Nigel Farage”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes."

The only reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal. "

So?

That’s not something this, or any future prime minister could do anything about when parliament have rejected every deal that has been offered. And yes, obviously the EU are only offering deals they know will be rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack all MP's become a totalitarian state. Award myself a very large golden parachute then put someone else in charge and take the money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes.

The only reason?"
Not the only reason but the majority of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

So?

Sounds similar to what Boris has done this week

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

So?

Sounds similar to what Boris has done this week

Really? He has suggested a referendum on joining the EU in 2 years time?

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

So?

It's not up to the EU to offer any deal , the UK want to leave but can't offer up any credible solution that will work !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

So?

It's not up to the EU to offer any deal , the UK want to leave but can't offer up any credible solution that will work !"

Love the name, is that like Ghostbusters..... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Stop MPs changing party after election

2. MPs should not be able to vote against what they stood for in the elections (e.g. those who stood on a leave manifesto should be banned from excluding no deal and rejecting every deal that’s proffered)

3. Proportional representation

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Stop all benefits with the exception of genuinely disabled people with needs. Then plough the 7billion per year that would save into hospitals and schools ect

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes.

The only reason?Not the only reason but the majority of it."

How do you know this is a fact?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Have you not contradicted yourself right from the get go? How can it be democracy if you cancel so etching a majority voted for? (The merits or otherwise of either side in the referendum are irrelevant to my point here)

And if you have two referenda, each with a different result, do you assume things stay the same as they were or go for best of three?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

And if you have two referenda, each with a different result, do you assume things stay the same as they were or go for best of three? "

....cancel something a majority voted for....

Bloody phone!

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Out with no deal. Therefore respecting he mandate given to him by both the people and parliament.

Then call a general election. With a part policy that a non-legally binding referendum in 2 years time where the question is ‘knowing what you do now would you consider applying to re-join?’

Suits everybody.

At the last election 54% voted for parties who ruled out No Deal.

So?

It's not up to the EU to offer any deal , the UK want to leave but can't offer up any credible solution that will work !"

It’s up to both sides to make a deal that works. But both also have the opportunity to walk away, ie, No Deal.

The UK wants a deal that works, the EU (with its own good reason) wants one which is punitive and disincentivises any other net contributor leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do really hate the assumptions on why ppl voted what. Nobody knows what goes on in another's mind. I think the only thing we truly know is the result...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes."

Utter bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about we ignore Brexit and foucs on the real issues here. The need for compulsory naked Thursday in my office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

help homeless people asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow those who want to leave to set up an independent state. Allow those who want to remain to remain in the EU. Allocate resources between the two based on a local vote on leave or remain, resources remain in an area where remain wins etc. Allocate the areas based on current electoral wards. Give those who want to to live to a remain area or leave area post vote, and pay their bus fare.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes."

I think people got pissed off with foreigners thinking they knew what's best for them, and how they think. No offence.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

In order to control the population I would make homosexuality compulsory..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dictatorship, two thirds of people are lazy dumb wits ( just saying

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I would ban any school that doesn't follow the national curriculum.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I would increase the pay of politicians to match that of MD's and CEO's in the public sector with performance bonuses. To actually attract some talent into politics, rather than this bunch of entitled, job dodging cunts we've currently got!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I would:

1. Start charging market rates for rent to social housing to those that can afford it.

2. Review the benefits system! Those not willing to work will no longer be paid cash but will be given a pre charged card to use at Tesco/Asda/Supermarket (alcohol and fags not allowed)

3. Open a government run system for purchasing TV's furniture, phones etc on credit for those on benefits and make a ruling that those on benefits cant get credit (to stop companies charging ridiculous interest which essentially is paid out of our taxes)

4. Those that cant 'find' a job and on benefits will work for local council cleaning streets or helping the community. Before people start ripping in to this idea - these groups will need to be managed. Those unemployed/between jobs with, let's say , managerial experience can manage groups/regions. - it stops people stagnating. - it stops some thinking benefits is an easy option. - more importantly it gives all a reference for future employers.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

East London

Ban porn, censor internet, restrict tourism in and out, limit foreign imports, limit cars to 1 per home, turn all homeless to slaves and create nasa equivalent

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I would bring back workhouses. No benefits for the lazy.

Stop trying to save people who don't want to be saved.

Make school optional.

Life bans for d*unken arses on planes

Bring back gladiatorial combat for consenting participants

Scrutinise all foreign aid

Ban Happy Meals in McDonalds. They take so long to make up the boxes and I hate waiting. They bring nothing but misery.

Abolish the funding of the BBC

Ban Comic Relief and Children in Need from all television

Trade freely with all countries and especially Europe without the need of a federal state

Make friends with all countries.

Hold those who caused wars to account.

4 day working week

Look after our senior citizens

Tear down Hadrian's wall and make friends with the Scotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bring back workhouses. No benefits for the lazy.

Stop trying to save people who don't want to be saved.

Make school optional.

Life bans for d*unken arses on planes

Bring back gladiatorial combat for consenting participants

Scrutinise all foreign aid

Ban Happy Meals in McDonalds. They take so long to make up the boxes and I hate waiting. They bring nothing but misery.

Abolish the funding of the BBC

Ban Comic Relief and Children in Need from all television

Trade freely with all countries and especially Europe without the need of a federal state

Make friends with all countries.

Hold those who caused wars to account.

4 day working week

Look after our senior citizens

Tear down Hadrian's wall and make friends with the Scotch

Whey hay , bring back the Romans

but we’ll keep the wall

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it

Non of the sore looser remainers propogangda makes me want to stay.The people voted leave so that's what should happen "

“Do you want a yummy sandwich?”

“Yes please”

“Here you go, one dog shit and rotten eel sandwich”

“But you said it would be yummy?!”

“Sorry, but you said you wanted a sandwich now eat it”

“But you promised a yummy sandwich!”

“Tough luck. People have spoken. Eat it”

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First I'd go to the hairdresser

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"First I'd go to the hairdresser

You have bad hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First I'd go to the hairdresser

You have bad hair ?"

Not only me

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There were many more lies on Project Fears side than you could fit on a bus

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I'd scrap the law that requires planning permission for an erection of 8ft or more.

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"I would bring back workhouses. No benefits for the lazy.

Stop trying to save people who don't want to be saved.

Make school optional.

Life bans for d*unken arses on planes

Bring back gladiatorial combat for consenting participants

Scrutinise all foreign aid

Ban Happy Meals in McDonalds. They take so long to make up the boxes and I hate waiting. They bring nothing but misery.

Abolish the funding of the BBC

Ban Comic Relief and Children in Need from all television

Trade freely with all countries and especially Europe without the need of a federal state

Make friends with all countries.

Hold those who caused wars to account.

4 day working week

Look after our senior citizens

Tear down Hadrian's wall and make friends with the Scotch

Whey hay , bring back the Romans

but we’ll keep the wall

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Like your style but only agree with some of it but a good positive aproach

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Revoke Article 50, as there is insufficient time to negotiate new changes and implement them, if getting the best for the UK os important.

I'd pass law that there has to be another referendum that gets the data on current electorates needs and opinion upon the likely EU agreement.

With a referendum secured by law, I would resign due to my personal failings and provide my full apologies to the country and ensure I could never seek or secure a future public servant job that is anything other than wiping arses in NHS hospitals for the rest of my life. If I secure any income or employemen, 80% of it for life would be paid to all UK hospices.

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it

Non of the sore looser remainers propogangda makes me want to stay.The people voted leave so that's what should happen

“Do you want a yummy sandwich?”

“Yes please”

“Here you go, one dog shit and rotten eel sandwich”

“But you said it would be yummy?!”

“Sorry, but you said you wanted a sandwich now eat it”

“But you promised a yummy sandwich!”

“Tough luck. People have spoken. Eat it”

-Matt"

absolutely spot on Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double or triple public holidays and remove tax on yummy things we all love

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Unfortunately asking Teresa May's Tories to get a good Brexit deal was like asking a vegan to cook us all a decent steak.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Is Democracy means Democracy your version of Brexit means Brexit?

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it"

I know only one person who would vote differently. That's my Father-in-Law. He voted remain, but would now vote leave.

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

Frstly, I would use the mountain of secret intelligence linking most of the left of the Labour Party to foreign intelligence services to arrest them immediately. I would unilaterally revoke article 50. Then I would stop Sinn Fein MPs wages as they don’t turn up for work. Then I would slap billions of pounds of tariffs on ROI goods as a kick in the balls to Varadkar for being such a cunt. Then I would give parties who want to go back into the NI assembly the opportunity to to do so and to form an executive. Parties who don’t want to form a government will be excluded . Then I would arrest Gerry Adams using the millions of documents linking him to being a mass murderer as evidence against him, freezing his assets and confiscating his silly glasses and forcibly remove his beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes.

Utter bollocks!"

No bollocks. That's the truth. The problem is that Brexiters can't see the truth. They live a lie all the time.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies.

The majority who voted leave, were always gonna vote leave, don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with the big red bus!

well i alone have got about a dozen friends who voted out that have said they would have changed their minds if they knew then what they knew now. regardless of the "big red bus" as you put it

I know only one person who would vote differently. That's my Father-in-Law. He voted remain, but would now vote leave."

Hopefully he’s not fallen for the “just get it over with” fallacy.

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass legislation making it compulsory for all Tottenham supporters watch Tuesdays game against Bayern Munich again every day for the rest of their lives

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Pass legislation making it compulsory for all Tottenham supporters watch Tuesdays game against Bayern Munich again every day for the rest of their lives

This

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Oooo I would:

1. Start charging market rates for rent to social housing to those that can afford it.

2. Review the benefits system! Those not willing to work will no longer be paid cash but will be given a pre charged card to use at Tesco/Asda/Supermarket (alcohol and fags not allowed)

so punish success and have a big brother style government controlling and enforcing work and purchasing.

Soviet style communism - nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I would:

1. Start charging market rates for rent to social housing to those that can afford it.

2. Review the benefits system! Those not willing to work will no longer be paid cash but will be given a pre charged card to use at Tesco/Asda/Supermarket (alcohol and fags not allowed)

so punish success and have a big brother style government controlling and enforcing work and purchasing.

Soviet style communism - nice"

Soviet style communism?! How do you work that out? I didn't mention anything about rewarding success. Just incase you dont understand the logic I've spelt it out for you below:

Point 1. Social housing is aimed at low income families that can't afford to pay market prices for rent. In my opinion if you can afford to rent privately you should to free up the social housing for someone less fortunate!

Points 2 & 4. There are many people abusing the benefits system and not working because they would be no better off working on minimum wage. So why slog your guts out when you could be sat at home on the same money? You cant blame their logic! So change the system so it's more worth their while working than sitting at home living off other peoples taxes.

Point 3. Pay day loans, hire purchase companies such as Brighthouse (or what ever it's called these days) earn millions from those on benefits because other lenders wont touch them. Rather than greedy companies profiting from A. Vulnerable people on low incomes and B. Other peoples taxes a system run by the government to purchase tv's, furniture and other items at little over cost price makes everyone a winner! Those on benefits dont end up paying twice what an items worth, which I would suggest is the main bonus!

If that's Soviet style communism then all I can say is Na Zdorovie. I'm pretty sure it isn't though!

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Buy 17.4 Million Milkshakes

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

bankrupt the country then fuck off somewhere with no extradition treaty with the uk and count my ill gotten gains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bankrupt the country then fuck off somewhere with no extradition treaty with the uk and count my ill gotten gains"

You’ve stolen the Conservative Brexiteers plan.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

"Unfortunately asking Teresa May's Tories to get a good Brexit deal was like asking a vegan to cook us all a decent steak. "

Lol.

That made me chuckle.

Then I remembered a "good Brexit deal" doesn't exist.

That's the cake-and-eat-it mindset that ought to have been debunked by now.

It's only ever been about the "least worst" option.

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By *losguygl3Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Day one: go to the EU to secure an extension.

Day two: call a General Election and fix the date of it.

Day three: Do a Cameron and resign to go live on a Caribbean beach for a couple of years to write a book about it all, (you know, just to cash in even more!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bring back workhouses. No benefits for the lazy.

Stop trying to save people who don't want to be saved.

Make school optional.

Life bans for d*unken arses on planes

Bring back gladiatorial combat for consenting participants

Scrutinise all foreign aid

Ban Happy Meals in McDonalds. They take so long to make up the boxes and I hate waiting. They bring nothing but misery.

Abolish the funding of the BBC

Ban Comic Relief and Children in Need from all television

Trade freely with all countries and especially Europe without the need of a federal state

Make friends with all countries.

Hold those who caused wars to account.

4 day working week

Look after our senior citizens

Tear down Hadrian's wall and make friends with the Scotch

Calling us "scotch" isn't going to help you make friends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I would:

1. Start charging market rates for rent to social housing to those that can afford it.

2. Review the benefits system! Those not willing to work will no longer be paid cash but will be given a pre charged card to use at Tesco/Asda/Supermarket (alcohol and fags not allowed)

so punish success and have a big brother style government controlling and enforcing work and purchasing.

Soviet style communism - nice

Soviet style communism?! How do you work that out? I didn't mention anything about rewarding success. Just incase you dont understand the logic I've spelt it out for you below:

If that's Soviet style communism then all I can say is Na Zdorovie. I'm pretty sure it isn't though!

When I was a youth visiting friends in France who worked in education, they had something similar to an Argos catalogue that was owned and run by their Union. It was massively successful and you could buy everything from a coffee cup to a citroen 2CV for way less than the open market price. I am not sure it would work these days because of Amazon and the destruction of the high street but its not a terrible idea. Then again charities like emmaus do far more these days than any government scheme is likely to do and if you’re poor the reasons for borrowing from high interest lenders is likely because you are financially incompetent or have nothing in the bank (as it were) for bad days (illness, the gig economy, etc). Ideas are good but reality is very different and for all the so called benefit scroungers who are wily enough to work the system, I imagine there are an awful lot more who barely cope or end up on the streets.

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By *ore of thatMan
over a year ago

skerries

Give in my resignation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo I would:

1. Start charging market rates for rent to social housing to those that can afford it.

2. Review the benefits system! Those not willing to work will no longer be paid cash but will be given a pre charged card to use at Tesco/Asda/Supermarket (alcohol and fags not allowed)

so punish success and have a big brother style government controlling and enforcing work and purchasing.

Soviet style communism - nice

Soviet style communism?! How do you work that out? I didn't mention anything about rewarding success. Just incase you dont understand the logic I've spelt it out for you below:

If that's Soviet style communism then all I can say is Na Zdorovie. I'm pretty sure it isn't though!

I didn't say it was for those that were poor, I said for those on benefits; although it could be opened up to low income families I guess.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Disestablish the monarchy,

Form a republic(get advice from the French, they're experienced.)

Make it compulsory to have citizens nude beaches in every council area.

Every junior public servant will get issued with a Royal Enfield motorbike.

Every senior civil servant gets issued with a land Rover.

School canteens will be open to the public, including the homeless.

It would be an offence to play the bagpipes in public hearing inside the 12 mile limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would cancel brexit, and make the ultra rich pay their taxes.

Implement a fossil fuel free energy policy.

Revoke citizenship from Tony Blair.

Decentralise power and responsibilities to local authorities.

And then quit.

I realise that the PM can't do many of these. But hey, it's a fantasy scenario.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually IF I was elected PM, I would cancel democracy. Logic being if the public are daft enough to vote for me they really can't be trusted to vote!

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By *an For YouMan
over a year ago

belfast/holywood

I would make the queen the head of state AND prime minister

Put up pics of the queen in all public areas and in all UK MPs offices.

Make all UK citizens take an oath of allegiance to the Queen. If they can’t speak English they should be exported

Bring back the death penalty for r@pe, murder and being a Brexiteer.

Ban electric cars and make it illegal to be vegan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why a second referendum? Complete waste of time! The majority voted OUT!

The majority voted out based on complete lies. That is right they did that, that was the only reason brexit got votes.

The only reason?Not the only reason but the majority of it.

How do you know this is a fact?"
Because there are always few reasons, another one was a for a misguided nostalgia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And if you have two referenda, each with a different result, do you assume things stay the same as they were or go for best of three?

....cancel something a majority voted for....

Bloody phone!

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Because everyone have seen how it have gone so by cancelling it would be best for the countries interest to keep the union together. I wouldnt say it was the vast majority as the perfect ratio to show what the people want would be at 60/40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- be a lot more pro active in getting a deal

- referendum on how we leave... 1 no deal, 2 accept mays deal and 3. My deal (if the eu renegotiate) all based on leaving as mandated by 1st referendum

- ban disposable plastics

- close tax loopholes and havens

- reverse welfare cuts

- stop hs2 immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- ban arms sales to Saudi Arabia

- cut ties with America

- trade deal with Russia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"- be a lot more pro active in getting a deal

- referendum on how we leave... 1 no deal, 2 accept mays deal and 3. My deal (if the eu renegotiate) all based on leaving as mandated by 1st referendum

- ban disposable plastics

- close tax loopholes and havens

- reverse welfare cuts

- stop hs2 immediately

Five of those could be solved by just cancelling brexit.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Introduce a properly regulated mixed market economy with a properly functioning graduated universal income tax on all earning (including corporate earnings) in the UK. I would also cancel all private contractor 'for profit' NHS contracts (including PFI's) and re-centralise NHS procurement using economies of scale to drive prices down.

I would then move on to remove all the 'rich only' tax breaks that successive right wing governments have given the wealthy over the last 40 years and use the income generated to reverse the economic decline that was started by Thatcher and continues to today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Introduce a properly regulated mixed market economy with a properly functioning graduated universal income tax on all earning (including corporate earnings) in the UK. I would also cancel all private contractor 'for profit' NHS contracts (including PFI's) and re-centralise NHS procurement using economies of scale to drive prices down.

Sounds reasonable enough to me

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Long live the revolution comrade!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Long live the revolution comrade!"

It is a shame you have become so indoctrinated that you have lost the ability to read what is in front of you unless it conforms with the neo-liberal 'trickle down' economic doctrine that it is the rich and corporations that create wealth and jobs and anything that does not conform to this model is communism. Fact is a regulated mixed market economy is a capitalist economy. But pay no heed to me, you keep up with your labeling people like me comrades. I'm sure that whichever billionaire gets to profit from the corporate liquidation of your future to add to their fortune will order their functionaries to halt because Clem Fandango is loyal to a neo-liberal unregulated market and trickle down economic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was Prime Minister, I would shag any and every dumb blonde who crossed my path.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make Bob the Joint PM

Lefty / Righty Combo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was Prime Minister, I would shag any and every dumb blonde who crossed my path.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was Prime Minister, I would shag any and every dumb blonde who crossed my path.

I'm delighted to see that Boris took my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long live the revolution comrade!

Dont worry about him. I honestly think he doesn't understand what communism really is!

I agree with your comments regarding NHS contractors. I work in the MOD and understand how ludicrous the contracts system is! Unfortunately it's all about annual savings, so what saves us a few quid this year costs us millions a couple of years down the line.

I'm not being a communist for having a negative view about how my taxes are spent!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I would negotiate a brexit deal with the EU or stalemate to a no deal.

I would then do a broadcast saying

"We held an advisory referendum on leaving the EU. The referendum was non binding but enough of a majority voted for it for us to start brexit negotiations and find out exactly what Brexit means.

Now we are holding a binding referendum. You will vote for the deal or to stay in the EU. This is what the deal is, and this is what being in the EU means."

then I would hold a binding referendum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would negotiate a brexit deal with the EU or stalemate to a no deal.

I would then do a broadcast saying

"We held an advisory referendum on leaving the EU. The referendum was non binding but enough of a majority voted for it for us to start brexit negotiations and find out exactly what Brexit means.

Now we are holding a binding referendum. You will vote for the deal or to stay in the EU. This is what the deal is, and this is what being in the EU means."

then I would hold a binding referendum."

Sounds sensible to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Increase policing number to higher than average,

2. Give police and hospital and educational staff a massive increase in pay

3. Increase spending on maintainance on NHS buildings, and build more hospitals.

4. Create a social care fund, to help with the weakest in society

3. Reduce our military commitments abroad, and turn our military into a Defence Force.

4. increase payments for Universal Credit

5. Close all tax loopholes

6. Create a sliding scale income tax system, between 0-50%

7, Adjust Council Tax to current house prices, and introduce new bands based location.

8. Bring back subsidies for green technology in England and Wales for house holds

9. Ban fracking

10. Leave the EU and join EFTA.

But this a wish list more than anything, you’ll have to contend with everyone else disagreeing on all of this,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Increase policing number to higher than average,

2. Give police and hospital and educational staff a massive increase in pay

3. Increase spending on maintainance on NHS buildings, and build more hospitals.

4. Create a social care fund, to help with the weakest in society

3. Reduce our military commitments abroad, and turn our military into a Defence Force.

4. increase payments for Universal Credit

5. Close all tax loopholes

6. Create a sliding scale income tax system, between 0-50%

7, Adjust Council Tax to current house prices, and introduce new bands based location.

8. Bring back subsidies for green technology in England and Wales for house holds

9. Ban fracking

10. Leave the EU and join EFTA.

But this a wish list more than anything, you’ll have to contend with everyone else disagreeing on all of this,

This sounds reasonable. Except that point 10 negates the ability to achieve 1-9.

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