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By *nleashedCraken OP   Man
over a year ago

Widnes

I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.

I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.

I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.

I'm really struggling what to wear.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Is there a theme to the event?

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West


"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.

I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.

I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.

I'm really struggling what to wear. "

Buy a glittery cock ring - put a turban on your head and go as the Sultan of Swing

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

For God's sake dont go as a transvestite, cant be doing with people dressed as something they aren't, that's me and the rocky horror finished

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By *nleashedCraken OP   Man
over a year ago

Widnes


"Is there a theme to the event?"

No, it's an open fancy dress.

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By *nleashedCraken OP   Man
over a year ago

Widnes


"For God's sake dont go as a transvestite, cant be doing with people dressed as something they aren't, that's me and the rocky horror finished"

And I don't look that good in fishnets either!

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By *nleashedCraken OP   Man
over a year ago

Widnes


"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.

I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.

I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.

I'm really struggling what to wear.

Buy a glittery cock ring - put a turban on your head and go as the Sultan of Swing "

LOL! It's not that sort of Fancy Dress party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go as a clown.They are popular at the moment.

Maybe the clown from “it “ and you can “white up “without causing offence to the “white man”..because white men don’t want to be associated with clowns..your safe.

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"Go as a clown.They are popular at the moment.

Maybe the clown from “it “ and you can “white up “without causing offence to the “white man”..because white men don’t want to be associated with clowns..your safe. "

A clown's outfit with a latex Trump head mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap a piece of sandpaper around your penis, (careful now....)

"Who might you be"? they ask.....

Dick Emery.

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Go for shock factor

..a black and white minstrel...always gives a talking point

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

There's a reason they don't show repeats of the Black and White Ministrel Show. You are one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a reason they don't show repeats of the Black and White Ministrel Show. You are one of them.

"

Hilarious

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

so a tracksuit with "saville" on the back of it is out then........

tea towel on your heard and a white sheet, big glasses... go as a middle eastern tycoon!

true story... once went to liverpool in a trackie and the biggest false wig, it was during the harry enfield "scousers" era.... the locals loved it! well... i think thats what they were saying!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Try and lighten up or laugh a little...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do don’t go as anything that you need brown face makeup with or everyone will lose thier minds calling you a racist

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.

I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.

I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.

I'm really struggling what to wear. "

Just black your face and when people get sh*tty about it, tell them you are a Morris Dancer or a miner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blacked face waring a Nazi SS uniform walking with a gay gait shouldn't be too offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk off with a gay gait...?

Maybe you could find one on a faggot fence............

(I really hope no-one takes............. offence......!)

Oh, I almost forgot, another tip for your party theme..;

Just slip a condom on your nose before ye go....... and on arrival;

PARTY HOST...... "Alreet?? And who are YOU supposed to be.....??

You look puzzled for just a couple of seconds.... Then,

"Who..... ME?...... Fuck knows.........

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