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By *asyuk OP Man
over a year ago
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Many and varied definitions available in the very reliable Newsthump:
'Treasonous Remainers still going on and on about how Boris lied to the Queen
September 12, 2019
Written by Dan Sweryt
Pesky treasonous Remainers keep going on and on about how unelected messiah complex and Prime Minister Boris Johnson deliberately misled the Queen whilst arranging parliamentary prorogation.
Leave voter and self-proclaimed expert on constitutional law, Simon Williams, said, “I’ve gone on and on and on about how Remainers are guilty of treason.
“‘Remainers are all guilty of treason’, I wrote on social media, ‘And we know what the penalty for treason is, don’t we?! Hanging!
“Obviously, I am fully aware that the punishment for treason is not hanging, as that was revoked in section 36 of the Crime and Disorder Act 1998, whereupon the maximum punishment became life imprisonment.
“But that doesn’t look as good on your Facebook wall, or posted below a remainer article, does it?”
Williams went on to explain why he believed remainers are all treasonous criminals for insisting on another democratic vote, but that the man who lied to the queen to trick her into closing parliament did nothing wrong.
He explained, “I mean, what Boris did is just a little white lie to get his own way – who hasn’t done that? It’s not like lying to the monarch is treason, is it?
“What do you mean ‘that’s exactly what it is’? No, it isn’t! I’ve read every meme ever posted by the Leave.EU twitter account so if it that treason I would know about it!
“I’ll tell you what’s actually treasonous – trying to trick me into believing that lying to the Queen is literally treason!
“You should be hanged!”'
or:
'Brexiter Derek Williams is closely watching developments at the Supreme Court, excited to learn whether the judges hearing the case on prorogation are wonderful patriots worthy of their role, or lickspittle traitors who should be hung.
The Supreme Court is hearing two appeals to determine whether Boris Johnson acted lawfully when proroging parliament earlier this month.
Williams, 57, who can definitely vote, told us, “Obviously Boris acted lawfully, because he’s the prime minister and so he can do what he likes. The fact these remoaners keeps going on about the laws shows they don’t care about sovereignty.
“I just hope the judges are patriots who can see the truth, and not liberal traitors who should go and live in the EU if they like it so much.
“What’s important in cases like this is that judges agree with me. I don’t care about the laws and stuff – just that they do what I think is the right thing. As long as I’m happy, I don’t care what anyone else thinks. And yes, that’s exactly how I believe a modern society should function.”
Meanwhile, the offices of the Daily Mail are currently preparing two front pages, one showing the victorious judges riding lions through Trafalgar square, the other with them locked up in the paedo wing of Wormwood Scrubs.
“We’re not sure which one we’ll have to run, obviously,” said sub-editor Jack Matthews.
“What’s important is that we deliver the news to the nation, and right now the decision on whether the independent judiciary on which this nation relies is full of heroes of paedos, depends very much on whether they agree with our editorial stance.”' |
That said, there isn't very much pro-Brexit, anti-immigrant, nationalist or right wing comedy because they are all selfish, mean and humourless views of the world 
