FabSwingers.com forum: Snowflakes

By *asyuk OP Man
over a year ago

West London

Who's offended by this? If so, why?

From the Daily Mash (of course)

A GROWING number of intelligent people have been expelled from the UK for smelling weird and preferring maths to telly.

The move to deport ‘clevers’, also known as ‘wordles’, ‘thinkies’ and ‘bookpoofs’, is the boldest step yet in the government’s five-year plan to rid the country of anyone who dislikes the footie and reads for personal fulfilment.

A government spokesman said: “No one in modern Britain likes a smart arse. We hated them at school and we hate them even more now.

“Our initial anti-thinky plan to force them overseas by cutting all money to science and other totally yawnsome stuff was nowhere near radical enough.”

He added: “Britain has simply evolved to a point where they are no longer needed. They just make everyone else feel bad, with their rubbish clothes and their words with lots of syllabubs. Syllabalells. Sybels.

“Whatever, who gives a fuck?”

Tom Logan, who is working in a phone shop while waiting to become famous, said: “My only problem with clever people is that they think they’re better than us, just because they aren’t frequently covered in puke outside a Wetherspoons.”