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"I was having a chat with Harry Haddock yesterday and he was telling me about a meeting he'd just had with Colin Cod, Micky Mackerel, Simon Sole, and Gary Gurnard. Percy Plaice sent his apologies because he'd just been scooped up by a Dutch beamer. It seems that the North sea community are getting a bit worried about Brexit. Harry explained that 'while in the EU the Spanish, French, and Dutch boats didn't really have a clue where he and his mates were hiding and with all the British boats tied up in port life had been pretty good for the last 40 odd years'. He continued, 'now with Brexit all these foreign numpties will clear off and all those British boats that have been tied up for years will come out again with skippers who know our hiding places. It will be Armageddon for us in the North Sea. We are all doomed'. Calm down Harry I said. You are beginning to sound like a remoaner. I know you have only got the brain of a fish but even you should know that all the British boats that you think are just tied up were scrapped years ago, and the skippers who knew your hiding places are pretty much all dead, or at least well retired, by now. Besides, at least now the kids will be much safer with the Frenchies gone. Have you ever been on a French fish market? It's like an infanticide ward. And the added bonus is that old Livingstone Seagull and his pals won't be gorging on your less valuable chums that get shovelled over the side. With that he burped a few bubbles, mumbled something about second referendums, and swam off." Sounds a bit fishy to me | |||
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"I was having a chat with Harry Haddock yesterday and he was telling me about a meeting he'd just had with Colin Cod, Micky Mackerel, Simon Sole, and Gary Gurnard. Percy Plaice sent his apologies because he'd just been scooped up by a Dutch beamer. It seems that the North sea community are getting a bit worried about Brexit. Harry explained that 'while in the EU the Spanish, French, and Dutch boats didn't really have a clue where he and his mates were hiding and with all the British boats tied up in port life had been pretty good for the last 40 odd years'. He continued, 'now with Brexit all these foreign numpties will clear off and all those British boats that have been tied up for years will come out again with skippers who know our hiding places. It will be Armageddon for us in the North Sea. We are all doomed'. Calm down Harry I said. You are beginning to sound like a remoaner. I know you have only got the brain of a fish but even you should know that all the British boats that you think are just tied up were scrapped years ago, and the skippers who knew your hiding places are pretty much all dead, or at least well retired, by now. Besides, at least now the kids will be much safer with the Frenchies gone. Have you ever been on a French fish market? It's like an infanticide ward. And the added bonus is that old Livingstone Seagull and his pals won't be gorging on your less valuable chums that get shovelled over the side. With that he burped a few bubbles, mumbled something about second referendums, and swam off." It's Bob Geldof in his yacht they need to be worried about.  | |||
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