FabSwingers.com forum: Government for sale by auction

By *0tt0nSu3 OP Woman
over a year ago

London

1 Government USED Quick Removal Deep Flaws.

May possibly be used as garden gnomes although you could find other uses, but they do need a good home.

Removal may incur some costs to the buyer.

Feet should be planted quite deep and at least 1m apart as when they congregate together they tend to get the knives out.

This can frighten the neighbours. Feed with a mixture of manure and compost but not too liberally as you do not want

to promote growth.

Plant in a shaded area but with some light as they have a tendency to migrate over to the dark side and you never know

who they might get into bed with. Prickly and full of gristle their Teflon coating means that they are not very bio-degradable,

so they are not very good for the environment. Wildlife are strangely repelled by them and foxes hate them.

Removal imperative as new stock arriving soon. Quite happy for them to be shipped overseas.

If you are interested, please apply to that well known auction site by Jun 20th. All money made goes to Comic Relief.