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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?"

I heard she also sent a CD in a jiffy bag attached to the letter. On the CD a recording of the song "oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day". Today is almost as beautiful as June 24th last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be worth a tenner on eBay

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?"

Sorry misread the last bit thought you said the furry side

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?

Sorry misread the last bit thought you said the furry side "

The Sun reported there was no 'furry side'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a colour photocopy ?

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Is it a colour photocopy ? "

Yes, some of the blue veins have been artfully worked to merge into one of her tattoos.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Well considering the Daily Mail think Brexit now boils down to who has the better legs, May or Sturgeon... I'm almost willing to believe this could be true.

The Sun were projecting goodbye messages on the cliffs at Dover.... maybe they should have just projected May's arse on them instead?

-Matt

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Showing a cliff edge was quite appropriate.

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Showing a cliff edge was quite appropriate."

Her ass might be big and white...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing a cliff edge was quite appropriate."
Just add lemmings and it would be perfect.

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By *avagliamMan
over a year ago

London

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By *avagliamMan
over a year ago

London


"BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?"

And I thought she wearing bicycle's locks in her neck was inappropriate...

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

I do think it was a very cunning move of Tim Barrow to not even go to the barber and get his beard tidied up before his mug was splashed all over the papers handing the letter in to the EU. When the shit hits the fan, he can just shave it all off and say 'wasn't me!'

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The letter said to make sure everyone in europe have to eat lots of marmite ,marmalade and jam as thats about all england has to trade lol

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The letter said to make sure everyone in europe have to eat lots of marmite ,marmalade and jam as thats about all england has to trade lol "

We were going to give them Scotland, but they said that would make the exit bill even higher

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The letter said to make sure everyone in europe have to eat lots of marmite ,marmalade and jam as thats about all england has to trade lol

We were going to give them Scotland, but they said that would make the exit bill even higher "

Uch we would have went no bother too lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

I wonder if the hopeless alcoholic Jean Claude D*unker is drowning his sorrows tonight? Lol

By contrast I just saw Nigel Farage on the news sinking a few pints outside a pub in celebration and ukip MEP's outside the European Parliament in Brussels popping the champagne. A great day for Britain today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if the hopeless alcoholic Jean Claude D*unker is drowning his sorrows tonight? Lol

By contrast I just saw Nigel Farage on the news sinking a few pints outside a pub in celebration and ukip MEP's outside the European Parliament in Brussels popping the champagne. A great day for Britain today. "

I think it will be may drowning her sorrows after just getting her fud kicked by merkel today who said no negotiations on trade deals until britain actually leave ''ouch

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I wonder if the hopeless alcoholic Jean Claude D*unker is drowning his sorrows tonight? Lol

By contrast I just saw Nigel Farage on the news sinking a few pints outside a pub in celebration and ukip MEP's outside the European Parliament in Brussels popping the champagne. A great day for Britain today.

I think it will be may drowning her sorrows after just getting her fud kicked by merkel today who said no negotiations on trade deals until britain actually leave ''ouch "

She didn't actually say that, but they can all have a drink anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

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I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol.

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"BBC News breaking story.

Article 50 letter content:

Apparently Theresa photocopied her arse and signed it, for it to be handed to Donald Tusk.

Is this appropriate behaviour for a national leader? Will Donald see the funny side?"

it made me laff any way

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"I wonder if the hopeless alcoholic Jean Claude D*unker is drowning his sorrows tonight? Lol

By contrast I just saw Nigel Farage on the news sinking a few pints outside a pub in celebration and ukip MEP's outside the European Parliament in Brussels popping the champagne. A great day for Britain today.

I think it will be may drowning her sorrows after just getting her fud kicked by merkel today who said no negotiations on trade deals until britain actually leave ''ouch "

Oh well I'm sure Bosch will reap the rewards of that decision

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"The letter said to make sure everyone in europe have to eat lots of marmite ,marmalade and jam as thats about all england has to trade lol

We were going to give them Scotland, but they said that would make the exit bill even higher "

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol. "

They will agree that looking after their own domestic market, all of their other combined export markets and the well being of the EU as a whole is more important.

That's not a guess by the way, they fucking said so plenty of times if you'd bothered to listen.

Or you could have worked it out if you understood maths.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol.

They will agree that looking after their own domestic market, all of their other combined export markets and the well being of the EU as a whole is more important.

That's not a guess by the way, they fucking said so plenty of times if you'd bothered to listen.

Or you could have worked it out if you understood maths."

Lol, why is it that the German car industry refer to Britain as treasure island then? I'll tell you because you clearly don't understand it. They call Britain treasure island because we are the German car industry biggest export market. Of course you would know that if you bothered to listen, they have said so enough times, or you could have worked it out if you understood maths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol.

They will agree that looking after their own domestic market, all of their other combined export markets and the well being of the EU as a whole is more important.

That's not a guess by the way, they fucking said so plenty of times if you'd bothered to listen.

Or you could have worked it out if you understood maths.

Lol, why is it that the German car industry refer to Britain as treasure island then? I'll tell you because you clearly don't understand it. They call Britain treasure island because we are the German car industry biggest export market. Of course you would know that if you bothered to listen, they have said so enough times, or you could have worked it out if you understood maths. "

Actually Germany's total exports to the UK are just under 10% of their GDP. So in the grand scheme of things it's not catastrophic. The EU don't put Trade at the top of their list unlike the UK. Security is more important. Brits will still be able to buy German cars - they will just be more expensive. In actual fact exports to UK have dropped 3.5% since brexit so trade is already on a downward path.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol.

They will agree that looking after their own domestic market, all of their other combined export markets and the well being of the EU as a whole is more important.

That's not a guess by the way, they fucking said so plenty of times if you'd bothered to listen.

Or you could have worked it out if you understood maths.

Lol, why is it that the German car industry refer to Britain as treasure island then? I'll tell you because you clearly don't understand it. They call Britain treasure island because we are the German car industry biggest export market. Of course you would know that if you bothered to listen, they have said so enough times, or you could have worked it out if you understood maths.

Actually Germany's total exports to the UK are just under 10% of their GDP. So in the grand scheme of things it's not catastrophic. The EU don't put Trade at the top of their list unlike the UK. Security is more important. Brits will still be able to buy German cars - they will just be more expensive. In actual fact exports to UK have dropped 3.5% since brexit so trade is already on a downward path."

And UK exports to the whole of the EU accounts for just 8% of UK GDP. So who loses most?

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By *unandbuck OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

And it's spiralled.

Have fun folks, bye xx

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"So Germany are going to stop all trade until we leave ?

I wonder what the bosses of BMW, Mercedes, Audi, VW, and Porsche would say to that? Lol. "

So why don't you give us some quotes on Brexit from these bosses then, or from german industry groups?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"I wonder if the hopeless alcoholic Jean Claude D*unker is drowning his sorrows tonight? Lol

By contrast I just saw Nigel Farage on the news sinking a few pints outside a pub in celebration and ukip MEP's outside the European Parliament in Brussels popping the champagne. A great day for Britain today.

I think it will be may drowning her sorrows after just getting her fud kicked by merkel today who said no negotiations on trade deals until britain actually leave ''ouch "

She's not the only EU leader saying that is she? And remember that's exactly what the European commission have been saying all along!

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