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If you were the President of the US

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What would you do on your last day.... For a laugh?

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Press the button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would invite man v food too see who can eat the most hamburgers whilst the public and press is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let slip who killed Marylyn Monroe

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Flash to the media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spill the beans about area 51....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot trump in the head. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I hadn't already, have sex in the Oval Office

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nail all the furniture in the oval office to the ceiling.

Paper over some doors so that some rooms become inaccessible.

Swap nameplates on the doors of "Presidential suite" and "emergency exit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly wouldn't accept an invite to see Our American Cousin at Ford's Theatre.....

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan

Take the light bulbs from the white house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie melania to the desk in the oval office, face down and naked. Invite the green bay packers defence over for a bukake party, post pics on twitter, and watch donnie explode

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford

I'd retire a day early making Biden the 45th president. This would render all of Trumps merchandise redundant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sew prawns into the hems of all the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join fab.

Send a cock pic to the "First Lady" I can find nearby.

Message title.

'This dick wants to enter the oval room!'

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Put "The Button" in one of the staff vending machines.

Wire in a fart machine to the door of the oval office.

I've always thought wiring in the button to one of those million dollar gambling machines in Vegas would be a good supervillain trick

You win, out pops $10m in coins & a note.

"Congratulations on winning the jackpot, you now have three minutes to spend it as an ICBM has just been launched heading for Vegas. Enjoy signed

The Joker..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the truth about what about behind the curtains and shot myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling the truth about what about behind the curtains and shot myself "

There's prawns there. Now, no need to shoot yourself anymore. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling the truth about what about behind the curtains and shot myself

There's prawns there. Now, no need to shoot yourself anymore. You're welcome "

I wanted to add a dramatic effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling the truth about what about behind the curtains and shot myself

There's prawns there. Now, no need to shoot yourself anymore. You're welcome

I wanted to add a dramatic effect "

Attention wh**e

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play basketball on the white house court basketball court.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reinstall president carter's solar panels

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Film myself fucking in the oval office for the memories. Release it a few years down the line so I stay relevant.

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan


"Tie melania to the desk in the oval office, face down and naked. Invite the green bay packers defence over for a bukake party, post pics on twitter, and watch donnie explode "

That made me chuckle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telling the truth about what about behind the curtains and shot myself

There's prawns there. Now, no need to shoot yourself anymore. You're welcome "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Book some illegal Mexican immigrants to brick up the Oval Office on Monday.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Tie melania to the desk in the oval office, face down and naked. Invite the green bay packers defence over for a bukake party, post pics on twitter, and watch donnie explode "

have you seen the packers defence this year... they would miss!!!

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By *oecurlingkink999Couple
over a year ago

Rhuddan


"Tie melania to the desk in the oval office, face down and naked. Invite the green bay packers defence over for a bukake party, post pics on twitter, and watch donnie explode

have you seen the packers defence this year... they would miss!!! "

Hopefully get trump instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think this really belongs in politics. It's more jokey than policy oriented. I don't think I understand the topical divisions anymore

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"If I hadn't already, have sex in the Oval Office "
That's not new they all do that,well Kennedy and Clinton have

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I don't think this really belongs in politics. It's more jokey than policy oriented. I don't think I understand the topical divisions anymore "

It wasn't in politics when I first posted.....that might explain it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think this really belongs in politics. It's more jokey than policy oriented. I don't think I understand the topical divisions anymore

It wasn't in politics when I first posted.....that might explain it"

It wasn't in politics when I first posted, either. But I don't think it ever should have been moved here. Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tie melania to the desk in the oval office, face down and naked. Invite the green bay packers defence over for a bukake party, post pics on twitter, and watch donnie explode

have you seen the packers defence this year... they would miss!!! "
....I was gonna say the jets...but the boss is el presidente's buddy...

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Order the internment at Guantanamo of anyone orange, after all they will easily fit in.

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