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By *andS66 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Just for a bit of fun, think of yourself as

Clueless, with a distinct

Lack of

Coherent

Comprehension

And put your "it's because of Brexit!" events here....

I'll start..

The hinge on my front door has just started squeaking... it's because of Brexit, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried lubrication?

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Oh wait I thought I was in the lounge for a minute then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will never be able to go on holiday again and all airports will be turned into pie factories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now everybody realises how good it is to holiday in the USA and its swamped with brits, all because of brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now everybody realises how good it is to holiday in the USA and its swamped with brits, all because of brexit"

what? We can travel to non EU countries or travel abroad without being part of the EU? How is this possible?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

The next series of Benidorm will be shot in Blackpool.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

All German cars will be deported as soon as article 50 is triggered.

However as part of the divorce settlement the Germans will kindly let us have the plans and engineering so will can build our own Trabants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 month old C class Merc has had a recall for repairs, all because of Brexit

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Massive rise in hate crimes, all because of Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive rise in hate crimes because of hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit."

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive rise in hate crimes, all because of Brexit"

see above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive rise in the report of hate crimes, there have always been rasist attacks just that they are reported a lot more at the moment.

Sometimes it's shameful to call myself British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Investment in nuclear plants stop because of Brexit

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oh, hang on

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it "

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The cabinet will end up full of immegrants [sic.]... because of Brexit.

*shakes head sadly and walks away*

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then "

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right. "

Along with everyone that voted for Brexit.

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

For my two week holiday in Greece this year I had to exchange £600 more stirling to have my usual amount of euro's.

All because of brexit, you fuckers.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right. "

Yawns, pinches skin on left forearm to stay awake, and desperately continues looking for something light hearted.

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

In the politics section?

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"For my two week holiday in Greece this year I had to exchange £600 more stirling to have my usual amount of euro's.

All because of brexit, you fuckers. "

If your spending so much you can afford it.

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"Massive rise in hate crimes, all because of Brexit"

There is no rise because of Brexit

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right.

Yawns, pinches skin on left forearm to stay awake, and desperately continues looking for something light hearted."

Brittany's most successful scientist and a huge technology investor recommends we leave now

But what would sir Dyson know about anything

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By *oorland2Couple
over a year ago

Stoke


"Massive rise in hate crimes because of hate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For my two week holiday in Greece this year I had to exchange £600 more stirling to have my usual amount of euro's.

All because of brexit, you fuckers. "

well you will buy a cheapee holiday, why not fly somewhere nice

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"

Brittany's most successful scientist and a huge technology investor recommends we leave now

But what would sir Dyson know about anything"

He knows about transferring manufacturing to Malaysia and losing 1200 UK jobs.

Was that down to the EU?

Was that best for Britain?

Is he bringing them back?

Are you sure he knows what the fuck he he is talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Brittany's most successful scientist and a huge technology investor recommends we leave now

But what would sir Dyson know about anything

He knows about transferring manufacturing to Malaysia and losing 1200 UK jobs.

Was that down to the EU?

Was that best for Britain?

Is he bringing them back?

Are you sure he knows what the fuck he he is talking about?

"

money talks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For my two week holiday in Greece this year I had to exchange £600 more stirling to have my usual amount of euro's.

All because of brexit, you fuckers. "

you still got more than you did in 2013. I take it that was down to Brexit too? Or maybe I don't understand the word 'usual'

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right.

Yawns, pinches skin on left forearm to stay awake, and desperately continues looking for something light hearted.

Brittany's most successful scientist and a huge technology investor recommends we leave now

But what would sir Dyson know about anything"

A large chunk of the UK news media supported and recommended Brexit, a large amount of politicians in Westminster and the European parliament supported and recommended Brexit, economists in the "economists for Brexit" group supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the UK military supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the Police force supported and recommended Brexit, same for security services, same for scientists, same for businessmen, same for think tanks, etc, it just depends which side you thought were talking more sense and which ones you decided to side with.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"All German cars will be deported as soon as article 50 is triggered.

However as part of the divorce settlement the Germans will kindly let us have the plans and engineering so will can build our own Trabants. "

Vorsprung durch Brexit.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Investment in nuclear plants stop because of Brexit

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oh, hang on"

Hang on indeed, Hinckley point confirmed to go ahead today.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It'll be like an Hieronymus Bosch painting... because of Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its because of Brexit we've only got New Zealand lamb and Argentinian beef instead of horse

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Its because of Brexit we've only got New Zealand lamb and Argentinian beef instead of horse"

They lied to you - it's fucking seahorse

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"

A large chunk of the UK news media supported and recommended Brexit, a large amount of politicians in Westminster and the European parliament supported and recommended Brexit, economists in the "economists for Brexit" group supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the UK military supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the Police force supported and recommended Brexit, same for security services, same for scientists, same for businessmen, same for think tanks, etc, it just depends which side you thought were talking more sense and which ones you decided to side with. "

'Large chunk' 'high profile' etc

Cleverly chosen but often misleading wording there.

Of all those groups you mentioned, you are pretending UK Science was even remotely split on Brexit? Are you fucking kidding me? They overwhelmingly thought it would be a disaster and they are already seeing it.

What a billy bullshitter!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"

A large chunk of the UK news media supported and recommended Brexit, a large amount of politicians in Westminster and the European parliament supported and recommended Brexit, economists in the "economists for Brexit" group supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the UK military supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the Police force supported and recommended Brexit, same for security services, same for scientists, same for businessmen, same for think tanks, etc, it just depends which side you thought were talking more sense and which ones you decided to side with.

'Large chunk' 'high profile' etc

Cleverly chosen but often misleading wording there.

Of all those groups you mentioned, you are pretending UK Science was even remotely split on Brexit? Are you fucking kidding me? They overwhelmingly thought it would be a disaster and they are already seeing it.

What a billy bullshitter!

"

How are they already seeing it? No scientific funding has been cut and the government has committed to continue with scientific subsidies payments for the duration of this parliament.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"

A large chunk of the UK news media supported and recommended Brexit, a large amount of politicians in Westminster and the European parliament supported and recommended Brexit, economists in the "economists for Brexit" group supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the UK military supported and recommended Brexit, high profile figures in the Police force supported and recommended Brexit, same for security services, same for scientists, same for businessmen, same for think tanks, etc, it just depends which side you thought were talking more sense and which ones you decided to side with.

'Large chunk' 'high profile' etc

Cleverly chosen but often misleading wording there.

Of all those groups you mentioned, you are pretending UK Science was even remotely split on Brexit? Are you fucking kidding me? They overwhelmingly thought it would be a disaster and they are already seeing it.

What a billy bullshitter!

"

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"£70billion in monetary policy measures, all because of Brexit.

good to see you're playing the game the way the OP asked for

Love it

clueless

with a distinct lack of

coherent

comprehension

.

yep, just a normal post from them then

That's what you think isn't it? You think you are right, the media are wrong, the politians are wrong, the economists are wrong, the military are wrong, the police are wrong, the security services are wrong, the scientists are wrong, the businessmen are wrong, the universities are wrong, the think tanks are wrong, the international organisations are wrong, the 27 other member states are wrong, the farmers are wrong, but you, you are right. "

Actually two thirds of farmers voted out,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I save 2 thousand euros in my student loan because of Brexit.

Love it. Not being sarcastic.

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