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" How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war?" Fuck more and worry less. (And avoid click-bait threads from Trolls)  | |||
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west." They've sold out of Russian flags in my local Morrisons. Will a plain white flag do? | |||
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. Stage 2, increase protests to target western embassies in London, starting with the US because that is 101 in the handbook. March on Downing street and threaten staff at McDonalds. Stage 3. Make your presence known on social media by copying the latest trends, I would expect that would be sticking up posters on shops and street cabinets showing support for Putin. Stage 4. Engage the LBGTQ community Stage 5. Ask your boss the head teacher for time off to attend a rally and ask if the school children can attend too Stage 6. Encourage a tie in with climate change activists, the carbon footprint of the west's resistance will be huge. Stage 7. Learn "we welcome you' in Russian Stage 8. Attack any counter thoughts or measures by opponents to the war, be ready by wearing masks and ensuring to pick on the weakest in the group en masse. That should do it "Nice one.
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. Stage 2, increase protests to target western embassies in London, starting with the US because that is 101 in the handbook. March on Downing street and threaten staff at McDonalds. Stage 3. Make your presence known on social media by copying the latest trends, I would expect that would be sticking up posters on shops and street cabinets showing support for Putin. Stage 4. Engage the LBGTQ community Stage 5. Ask your boss the head teacher for time off to attend a rally and ask if the school children can attend too Stage 6. Encourage a tie in with climate change activists, the carbon footprint of the west's resistance will be huge. Stage 7. Learn "we welcome you' in Russian Stage 8. Attack any counter thoughts or measures by opponents to the war, be ready by wearing masks and ensuring to pick on the weakest in the group en masse. That should do it "Did you get that off your local Labour councillor by any chance. | |||
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. Stage 2, increase protests to target western embassies in London, starting with the US because that is 101 in the handbook. March on Downing street and threaten staff at McDonalds. Stage 3. Make your presence known on social media by copying the latest trends, I would expect that would be sticking up posters on shops and street cabinets showing support for Putin. Stage 4. Engage the LBGTQ community Stage 5. Ask your boss the head teacher for time off to attend a rally and ask if the school children can attend too Stage 6. Encourage a tie in with climate change activists, the carbon footprint of the west's resistance will be huge. Stage 7. Learn "we welcome you' in Russian Stage 8. Attack any counter thoughts or measures by opponents to the war, be ready by wearing masks and ensuring to pick on the weakest in the group en masse. That should do it
Did you get that off your local Labour councillor by any chance. "How did you know that | |||
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I don’t think there will be war with Russia. Nobody is THAT stupid! Are they?
Saying that did anyone watch BBC2 at 9pm last night? Documentary about the Doomsday Clock now being set at 90 seconds to midnight (highest ever risk of nuclear war). Was nice a depressing, then wake up and see Rog’s post which was even more depressing!
One other thing...I may just be missing the joke but some posters seem to be implying the “left” are supporters of Russia? Why? Do you think Putin’s Russia is a left wing state? | |||
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I don’t think there will be war with Russia. Nobody is THAT stupid! Are they?
Saying that did anyone watch BBC2 at 9pm last night? Documentary about the Doomsday Clock now being set at 90 seconds to midnight (highest ever risk of nuclear war). Was nice a depressing, then wake up and see Rog’s post which was even more depressing!
One other thing...I may just be missing the joke but some posters seem to be implying the “left” are supporters of Russia? Why? Do you think Putin’s Russia is a left wing state? "Which part, the question if this was given to me by a labour councillor? That is the only mention of anything left. Is there something I have missed that you are connecting the left to? | |||
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I don’t think there will be war with Russia. Nobody is THAT stupid! Are they?
Saying that did anyone watch BBC2 at 9pm last night? Documentary about the Doomsday Clock now being set at 90 seconds to midnight (highest ever risk of nuclear war). Was nice a depressing, then wake up and see Rog’s post which was even more depressing!
One other thing...I may just be missing the joke but some posters seem to be implying the “left” are supporters of Russia? Why? Do you think Putin’s Russia is a left wing state?
Which part, the question if this was given to me by a labour councillor? That is the only mention of anything left.
Is there something I have missed that you are connecting the left to?"Aha plausible deniability! Like your style NotMe! Yeah the Labour Councillor as that question demonstrates the person asking identified some of the actions in your list as being “left” BTW not s reflection on the comedy element of your post which was | |||
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"Some Dutch admiral in NATO has said that the citizenry must be prepared for a major war with Russia, including mobilisation and conscription. Similar calls in Sweden have led to more purchases of torches and battery powered radios, which doesn’t sound like very much. NATO weapons stockpiles have been depleted by them being sent to Ukraine. And the West cannot produce replacement armaments fast enough. It’s difficult to see what the UK could produce in a hurry, unless it can be ordered from China. But if there were conscription, would anyone bother turning up? What would they be fighting for exactly? Maybe all immigrants to the UK should have to spend a year at the front line, to prove their commitment to their new “home” and gratitude. It might be a better deterrent than the Rwanda scheme. How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war?" Ask russia not to fly their nuclear bombers anywhere near great britain.  | |||
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"Some Dutch admiral in NATO has said that the citizenry must be prepared for a major war with Russia, including mobilisation and conscription. Similar calls in Sweden have led to more purchases of torches and battery powered radios, which doesn’t sound like very much. NATO weapons stockpiles have been depleted by them being sent to Ukraine. And the West cannot produce replacement armaments fast enough. It’s difficult to see what the UK could produce in a hurry, unless it can be ordered from China. But if there were conscription, would anyone bother turning up? What would they be fighting for exactly? Maybe all immigrants to the UK should have to spend a year at the front line, to prove their commitment to their new “home” and gratitude. It might be a better deterrent than the Rwanda scheme. How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war? Ask russia not to fly their nuclear bombers anywhere near great britain. "That is so 1960s Buddy! It is the ICBMs that people would worry about now! | |||
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"Some Dutch admiral in NATO has said that the citizenry must be prepared for a major war with Russia, including mobilisation and conscription. Similar calls in Sweden have led to more purchases of torches and battery powered radios, which doesn’t sound like very much. NATO weapons stockpiles have been depleted by them being sent to Ukraine. And the West cannot produce replacement armaments fast enough. It’s difficult to see what the UK could produce in a hurry, unless it can be ordered from China. But if there were conscription, would anyone bother turning up? What would they be fighting for exactly? Maybe all immigrants to the UK should have to spend a year at the front line, to prove their commitment to their new “home” and gratitude. It might be a better deterrent than the Rwanda scheme. How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war? Ask russia not to fly their nuclear bombers anywhere near great britain.
That is so 1960s Buddy! It is the ICBMs that people would worry about now!"The Russian federation regularly send supersonic nuclear bomber sorties towards the UK in a cat and mouse game with uk interceptors, also russia do the same with usa nuclear bombers over the baltic. Not to worry it would be over in a flash.  | |||
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"Can you imagine how conscription would be received or even controlled given how the tiny police force we have responded to BLM riots? We dont know many folk prepared to go off a die for a country run by a political class that despises them." Quite right too. The battlefield is for trained soldiers, not unwilling conscripts. | |||
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"The Russian federation regularly send supersonic nuclear bomber sorties towards the UK in a cat and mouse game with uk interceptors, also russia do the same with usa nuclear bombers over the baltic." There's no such thing as a nuclear bomber any more. Since the 70s, nuclear weapons could be made small enough to fit into any old bomber, meaning that there's no need for a fleet of special single-purpose planes. | |||
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"The Russian federation regularly send supersonic nuclear bomber sorties towards the UK in a cat and mouse game with uk interceptors, also russia do the same with usa nuclear bombers over the baltic. There's no such thing as a nuclear bomber any more. Since the 70s, nuclear weapons could be made small enough to fit into any old bomber, meaning that there's no need for a fleet of special single-purpose planes." Is that from the mod website. | |||
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"The Russian federation regularly send supersonic nuclear bomber sorties towards the UK in a cat and mouse game with uk interceptors, also russia do the same with usa nuclear bombers over the baltic." "There's no such thing as a nuclear bomber any more. Since the 70s, nuclear weapons could be made small enough to fit into any old bomber, meaning that there's no need for a fleet of special single-purpose planes." "Is that from the mod website." Errrr, no. There is no MoD website. There's an MoD page on the government website, but it just links out to the individual forces' websites. | |||
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"I was in a nuclear missile when in the army it was a surface to surface system and the regiment was disbanded in 1990 , I don’t think the English army replaced it with any new missile system " That sounds like a dangerous job, no wonder they were disbanded! | |||
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"Remove all foreign aid to African countries who openly support Russia, let Putin pay for their clean water and medicine. " That's the problem. That then drives African countries with ever so tasty resources we wish to plunder directly in to the hands of Putin and you can be sure he would appease them because he wants their goodies too ! The Russians are already highly active in Africa and this would allow for deeper entrenchment. It all comes down to this...who gets the goodies...us or someone else ? (i.e. our enemies). We have to make the better offer. Because someone else will. And that will strengthen them. | |||
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. They've sold out of Russian flags in my local Morrisons. Will a plain white flag do?" Only if your French sorry could not resist | |||
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"Remove all foreign aid to African countries who openly support Russia, let Putin pay for their clean water and medicine." So you're saying that we should give foreign aid to African countries to save their population from starvation and preventable illness. Unless they don't think the same way as us, in which case we'll just let them all die. Is that right? | |||
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"Some Dutch admiral in NATO has said that the citizenry must be prepared for a major war with Russia, including mobilisation and conscription. Similar calls in Sweden have led to more purchases of torches and battery powered radios, which doesn’t sound like very much. NATO weapons stockpiles have been depleted by them being sent to Ukraine. And the West cannot produce replacement armaments fast enough. It’s difficult to see what the UK could produce in a hurry, unless it can be ordered from China. But if there were conscription, would anyone bother turning up? What would they be fighting for exactly? Maybe all immigrants to the UK should have to spend a year at the front line, to prove their commitment to their new “home” and gratitude. It might be a better deterrent than the Rwanda scheme. How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war?" The North sea shall defend our sceptered isle | |||
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. Stage 2, increase protests to target western embassies in London, starting with the US because that is 101 in the handbook. March on Downing street and threaten staff at McDonalds. Stage 3. Make your presence known on social media by copying the latest trends, I would expect that would be sticking up posters on shops and street cabinets showing support for Putin. Stage 4. Engage the LBGTQ community Stage 5. Ask your boss the head teacher for time off to attend a rally and ask if the school children can attend too Stage 6. Encourage a tie in with climate change activists, the carbon footprint of the west's resistance will be huge. Stage 7. Learn "we welcome you' in Russian Stage 8. Attack any counter thoughts or measures by opponents to the war, be ready by wearing masks and ensuring to pick on the weakest in the group en masse. That should do it
Did you get that off your local Labour councillor by any chance.
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"First stage of the preparation is get a Russian flag and take to the streets in support of a nation that has been banished to the east by the west. Stage 2, increase protests to target western embassies in London, starting with the US because that is 101 in the handbook. March on Downing street and threaten staff at McDonalds. Stage 3. Make your presence known on social media by copying the latest trends, I would expect that would be sticking up posters on shops and street cabinets showing support for Putin. Stage 4. Engage the LBGTQ community Stage 5. Ask your boss the head teacher for time off to attend a rally and ask if the school children can attend too Stage 6. Encourage a tie in with climate change activists, the carbon footprint of the west's resistance will be huge. Stage 7. Learn "we welcome you' in Russian Stage 8. Attack any counter thoughts or measures by opponents to the war, be ready by wearing masks and ensuring to pick on the weakest in the group en masse. That should do it
Did you get that off your local Labour councillor by any chance.
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More likely from friends of Boris "Friends of Boris who certainly influence the type of people that would carry out the above. | |||
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"Russia should have been removed from the global banking swift system, woke semiconductor made tougher, their diplomats and visa residents deported. Remove all foreign aid to African countries who openly support Russia, let Putin pay for their clean water and medicine. " That could have been written by the Donald lol | |||
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"Russia should have been removed from the global banking swift system, woke semiconductor made tougher, their diplomats and visa residents deported. Remove all foreign aid to African countries who openly support Russia, let Putin pay for their clean water and medicine. That could have been written by the Donald lol"
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"Some Dutch admiral in NATO has said that the citizenry must be prepared for a major war with Russia, including mobilisation and conscription. Similar calls in Sweden have led to more purchases of torches and battery powered radios, which doesn’t sound like very much. NATO weapons stockpiles have been depleted by them being sent to Ukraine. And the West cannot produce replacement armaments fast enough. It’s difficult to see what the UK could produce in a hurry, unless it can be ordered from China. But if there were conscription, would anyone bother turning up? What would they be fighting for exactly? Maybe all immigrants to the UK should have to spend a year at the front line, to prove their commitment to their new “home” and gratitude. It might be a better deterrent than the Rwanda scheme. How should we all prepare for the forthcoming Russian war? Ask russia not to fly their nuclear bombers anywhere near great britain.
That is so 1960s Buddy! It is the ICBMs that people would worry about now!
The Russian federation regularly send supersonic nuclear bomber sorties towards the UK in a cat and mouse game with uk interceptors, also russia do the same with usa nuclear bombers over the baltic. Not to worry it would be over in a flash. "You forgot to mention the RN ships shadowing russian naval ships, through the sea lanes off the south coast of the UK. | |||
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