FabSwingers.com forum: WW3… wheres safe?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alot of talk about a potential world war kicking off soon. Russia ukraine, israel palestine, west africas coups/revolutions (to name a few) are all happening at the same time.

Theres enough forums delving deeper into the politics so lets keep them discussions in those forums.

Question here is. If the world kicks off, where the fuck do we go to be safe?

All suggestions are welcome.

And the masterplan behind this forum post is that we all move there real quick and make it a liberalist community (imagine if you could just fuck on the street!) before the textile lovers come and ruin it!

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

If ww3 kicks off im so close to london i wont be able to do anything apart from watch the big mushroom go up into the sky before the paint gets sucked of my house

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

We've got an hour to get to the Yorkshire Dale's and in to a cave system deep underground.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Got to build a bunker under my home

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By *igNick1381Man
over a year ago

BRIDGEND

You'll be dust before you know it if you're lucky, don't worry about it

All those year's playing Fallout for fuck all

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m about 15 miles from a joint US facility and about 6 miles from a very sensitive English site that took over from Bletchley park so I guess they would be high up on the target list.

I will probably run to my doggos and hug them before I turn into radioactive dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m about 15 miles from a joint US facility and about 6 miles from a very sensitive English site that took over from Bletchley park so I guess they would be high up on the target list.

I will probably run to my doggos and hug them before I turn into radioactive dust.

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I am a hillbilly/ redneck. I will be perfectly fine.I will just sit back and watch the lights thinking that it must be terrible living in a big city. My area is not a target.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

love how no ones given any thought to moving haha

i should've stated in this hypothetical plan none of the nuclear powers will actually push the button. more on the lines of countries going to war and attempting to invade each other etc etc

so not nukes but still the possibility of a missile/bomb/bullet killing you.

was thinking more on the lines of countries like the maldives as an example. seems politically pretty nuetral as theyre friends with everyone and havent really got involved in any issues (if im not mistaken). Seems like a place that may remain peaceful and best of all, plenty of good weather and beaches!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Radioactive fallout isn't going to pay much attention to borders around the world, I'm afraid. So even if your area escapes serious damage, the wind will blow all manner of nasty stuff your way.

Then there's the complete collapse of financial / health / services / food systems / etc.

To be fair, going quick is probably more merciful than what's going to be left behind for any survivors to try and eke an existence from. Chances are, wild dogs/cats/foxes/scavenging humans will pick over my carcass in the ruins of my house.

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

Good luck with that might be a few more with same idea .

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By *enSiskoMan
over a year ago

Cestus 3

if ww3 ever happens, you'll find me on the road.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"love how no ones given any thought to moving haha

i should've stated in this hypothetical plan none of the nuclear powers will actually push the button. more on the lines of countries going to war and attempting to invade each other etc etc

so not nukes but still the possibility of a missile/bomb/bullet killing you.

If we are talking WWIII going nuclear then there are enough warheads to cause a worldwide nuclear winter so nowhere on Earth will be safe. Everywhere and everyone is fucked. So why worry about it. Better to have it over in a flash then survive only to slowly die of radiation sickness or starvation.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Everywhere and everyone is fucked. So why worry about it. Better to have it over in a flash then survive only to slowly die of radiation sickness or starvation."

Spot on.

Private Hudson from Aliens said it best.

"That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over!"

Another species will emerge and evolve over many millions of years.

My money is on Bdelloid rotifers.

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By *ox1 red leaderMan
over a year ago

farnham

"love how no ones given any thought to moving haha

i should've stated in this hypothetical plan none of the nuclear powers will actually push the button. more on the lines of countries going to war and attempting to invade each other etc etc

so not nukes but still the possibility of a missile/bomb/bullet killing you.

I welcome the nukes..

Yep pop the kettle on have a tasty brew and think thank fuck this shit show of world is over.. Anybody left please try harder next time to make a better place..

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By *oversfunCouple
over a year ago

ayrshire

We will be gone in few mins as we live within the blast zone of faslane a base we didnt vote for and dont want,so much for a deterent its more a target

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If ww3 kicks off im so close to london i wont be able to do anything apart from watch the big mushroom go up into the sky before the paint gets sucked of my house"

Isn't there a deep bunker under the Thames?

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

"If ww3 kicks off im so close to london i wont be able to do anything apart from watch the big mushroom go up into the sky before the paint gets sucked of my house

Isn't there a deep bunker under the Thames?"
there could well be, but if there is it wont be for the great unwashed lol

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If ww3 kicks off im so close to london i wont be able to do anything apart from watch the big mushroom go up into the sky before the paint gets sucked of my house

Isn't there a deep bunker under the Thames?there could well be, but if there is it wont be for the great unwashed lol"

I would advise having a dip in the Thames first but you might come out dirtier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatham will probably be improved

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I've thought about the whole bunker thing and whether it'd be worth it.

- No Netflix (or very unlikely)

- No Just Eat / Deliveroo

- No Shops

- No Bars

- No Spa / Beauty Salons

- No Fet Clubs

- No Live Music or Bands

- No Museums / Places to Visit

I mean, yay for being alive I suppose, but what are you supposed to do ? Sit there and look at everyone else ?

To be honest, I did 2 years lockdown with Covid and managed fine, thanks to Netflix and a large home library. That was easy. But with no mental stimulation, I think being in a bunker might be worse than being vapourised.

I suppose it's down to how long you have to be down there for, and what's happened above when you come out ?

Eg, has it been rebuilt (at least to a usable standard), or are there gangs of killer irradiated mutants waiting up there ?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Why would you want to be safe, if as they say it is a nuclear war. You want to be one of the lucky ones, get frazzled in the blast radius. Get it over and done quickly, instead of constantly looking over your shoulder for the next attack.

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By *eorge WhorewellMan
over a year ago

Reading

"Why would you want to be safe, if as they say it is a nuclear war. You want to be one of the lucky ones, get frazzled in the blast radius. Get it over and done quickly, instead of constantly looking over your shoulder for the next attack."

Exactly my thoughts!! Too much stress surviving a first strike. Double the stress if my managers survive as well, and text to ask if I'm coming to the office because we're suddenly short-staffed.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Good point. I don't think our company has a "What to do in the event of nuclear attack policy".

I'm not sure if I'd be expected to get in to work. What do I do if it's not there anymore ?

More importantly, do I still get paid ?

I mean, what are the contractual clauses and who has broken what ?

Also where does liability lie if I attempt to get in then catch radiation poisoning ? Is that my fault or my employers ?

If work is hazardous, should they not provide me with a full NBC Suit ? Just wondering...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Where we live slap bang next to Portsmouth naval base,a few miles from fawley refinery and 60miles from London we are toast whatever happens burnt toast at that.

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

I bet my local council will use it as an excuse to reduce refuse collection to once a month.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"I bet my local council will use it as an excuse to reduce refuse collection to once a month."

At the same time doubling your council tax

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By *exanthemMan
over a year ago

North

Well the biggest threat Western societies are facing from the state within state - totally disenfranchised disengaged and feel alienated, due to their religious and personal belief or allegiance to other state..they are no longer silent protestors, they have become activists and at times ready to follow the violent path..so don’t think British street will remain safe once the full scale war starts in Middle East and other worldly powers join in…I don’t think we face direct military existential threat from the enemy outside it’s the aforementioned state that operates within state that is going to cause more harm directly by opting for violent approach and mentally by brainwashing next generation in universities

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By *usbandandktCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Given the weapons available today, absolutely nowhere is safe sadly,

funnily enough had this same discussion with a work colleague the other day and after came to the extremely sad and depressing conclusion that it would probably be much better to go in the initial hit than to hide and go slow from its after effects, how morbid, depressing and sad but so unfortunately true, given the current state of affairs, I also suspect our leaders/governments will be far too busy saving their own skins to help us bottom feeders lol

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By *exanthemMan
over a year ago

North

See what is happening in Labour Party

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

We live in the sticks in the West of Ireland so would prob be OK from the initial blast/s.

Would there be a nuclear winter afterwards though?

And would we have a mad max like scenario afterwards where the survivors fight over resources?

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"We live in the sticks in the West of Ireland so would prob be OK from the initial blast/s.

Would there be a nuclear winter afterwards though?

And would we have a mad max like scenario afterwards where the survivors fight over resources?"

We are seeing these things now and not a nuke in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately nowhere will be safe if a full exchange happens. The areas of the world that arnt necessarily targets, will become unable to support anything due to the global nuclear winter that will result. The first to die will be the lucky ones, the last to die will be from starvation and disease. It will be long and painful

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Putin has already indicated that he would drop one of Russia's Sarmat missiles on London.

It's capacity would probably evaporate every living thing from Newcastle to Exeter.

Think of it as a nuclear cluster bomb.

A missile capable of carrying and dropping 15 nuclear warheads.

Given the small size of mainland Britain they wouldn't need to was alot of ammunition wiping us off the face of the earth.

So yeah go and hide in a log cabin in the woods it won't help.

Unless you have access to a bunker with enough provisions,fresh water and an air filtration system to give you a year underground your toast.

Then when you do emerge you'll be in the middle of a second ice age.

Complete chaos and no government to run things.

Naaa I'll go outside and take it full on when it happens.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

“As we hurtle towards World War 3 take comfort that we have some of the most up-to-date diversity and inclusion policies of any armed forces in the world”

Saw this tweet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We live in the sticks in the West of Ireland so would prob be OK from the initial blast/s.

Would there be a nuclear winter afterwards though?

And would we have a mad max like scenario afterwards where the survivors fight over resources?"

Considering 4 years ago we were fighting over toilet roll and baked beans Id say so

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"“As we hurtle towards World War 3 take comfort that we have some of the most up-to-date diversity and inclusion policies of any armed forces in the world”

Saw this tweet today

Phew thank god for that,at least when we get blown to smithereens it won't be because of out lack of diversity

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

We have nearly finished 'The Last of Us' and totally finished 'Fallout-4' on PS5. So we are confident that we'll survive. lol.

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"Alot of talk about a potential world war kicking off soon. Russia ukraine, israel palestine, west africas coups/revolutions (to name a few) are all happening at the same time.

Theres enough forums delving deeper into the politics so lets keep them discussions in those forums.

Question here is. If the world kicks off, where the fuck do we go to be safe?

All suggestions are welcome.

Probably best to take a break from social media

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"We have nearly finished 'The Last of Us' and totally finished 'Fallout-4' on PS5. So we are confident that we'll survive. lol."

But have you got a copy of Lofty Wisemans book 'the SAS Survival handbook'

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

"We have nearly finished 'The Last of Us' and totally finished 'Fallout-4' on PS5. So we are confident that we'll survive. lol.

But have you got a copy of Lofty Wisemans book 'the SAS Survival handbook'

Have now lol

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By *lizabethhotMan
43 weeks ago

Norton

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT GUYS N GALLS CAUS WE'LL ALL BE BROWN BREAD . WORLD COULD DO WITH A BIG SHAKE UP , ESPECIALLY BRITAIN WITH ALL THE IMMEGRANTS COMING OVER THE CHANNEL .

RIP ??

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By *estivalMan
43 weeks ago

borehamwood

Well nato maritime command is about 6 miles from me and central london about 10 miles away so would probably see the flash and thats about it, doubt id even hear the bang

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
43 weeks ago

golden fields

"Well nato maritime command is about 6 miles from me and central london about 10 miles away so would probably see the flash and thats about it, doubt id even hear the bang"

Just enough time for a quick wank.

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By *estivalMan
43 weeks ago

borehamwood

"Well nato maritime command is about 6 miles from me and central london about 10 miles away so would probably see the flash and thats about it, doubt id even hear the bang

Just enough time for a quick wank."
fuck that id be standing there laughing at everyone losing there shit

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By *otMe66Man
43 weeks ago

Terra Firma

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By *otMe66Man
43 weeks ago

Terra Firma

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By *ermbiMan
43 weeks ago

Ballyshannon

West coast of Ireland

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
43 weeks ago

plymouth

boycie's pants

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By *irldnCouple
43 weeks ago

Brighton

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Looks like NotMe got wiped out on the first strike!

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By *irldnCouple
43 weeks ago

Brighton

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Looks like NotMe got wiped out on the first strike!"

Twice

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By *ingerchapMan
43 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

My vote would be Switzerland, good track record of remaining uninvolved with every European/world conflict since napoleonic wars (baring a small civil war that lasted less than a month in 1830).

And an already quite liberal social outlook.

Seems to tick all the boxes

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By *otMe66Man
43 weeks ago

Terra Firma

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Looks like NotMe got wiped out on the first strike!

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By *oo hotCouple
43 weeks ago

North West

"Alot of talk about a potential world war kicking off soon. Russia ukraine, israel palestine, west africas coups/revolutions (to name a few) are all happening at the same time.

Theres enough forums delving deeper into the politics so lets keep them discussions in those forums.

Question here is. If the world kicks off, where the fuck do we go to be safe?

All suggestions are welcome.

South Pacific.

God’s own territories.

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By *ornucopiaMan
43 weeks ago

Bexley

"Well nato maritime command is about 6 miles from me and central london about 10 miles away so would probably see the flash and thats about it, doubt id even hear the bang"

The flash will be the last thing anyone's seared eyeballs will ever see.

The mushroom cloud will only be a visual treat for those who were facing the other way and not close enough to be hit by the shock wave for the next few seconds.

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By *erry bull1Man
43 weeks ago

doncaster

I would steal one of the immigrants dinghy and paddle to one of the remote Scottish isles

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’m confident that a large scale nuclear attack will never occur - because everyone knows that retaliation will follow. The nuclear button is a suicide machine.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
43 weeks ago

Round the Bend

How about Gran Canaria ? Can't think of any targets too close and then there's always the clubs in the basement of Cita to distract our attention

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"I would steal one of the immigrants dinghy and paddle to one of the remote Scottish isles "
millport

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By *ornucopiaMan
43 weeks ago

Bexley

"How about Gran Canaria ? Can't think of any targets too close and then there's always the clubs in the basement of Cita to distract our attention

Recipe for a slow death when there is no longer a supply chain to the islands, which must nowadays be too populated to be self sufficient.

The upside is you won't need winter heating so the slow death will not be accelerated by hypothermia!

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By *otMe66Man
43 weeks ago

Terra Firma

"How about Gran Canaria ? Can't think of any targets too close and then there's always the clubs in the basement of Cita to distract our attention

Recipe for a slow death when there is no longer a supply chain to the islands, which must nowadays be too populated to be self sufficient.

The upside is you won't need winter heating so the slow death will not be accelerated by hypothermia! "

Same outcome but much better than being on the ISS

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By *oversfunCouple
43 weeks ago

ayrshire

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By *oversfunCouple
43 weeks ago

ayrshire

"I would steal one of the immigrants dinghy and paddle to one of the remote Scottish isles millport"

Millport is a cracking wee island,not far from faslane though

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By *irkby coupleCouple
42 weeks ago

Kirkby

If it all kicks off, I hope the do nuke us and I live close enough to not know much about it happening.

Let’s face it, this country is full of people from all around the world, different countries and religions. Even if the U.K. are not directly involved, we will probably still have some kind of war going on, which depending how bad it gets could be a lot worse. Just kills us all and let’s be done with it.

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By *entleman_spyMan
42 weeks ago

nearby

"Where we live slap bang next to Portsmouth naval base,a few miles from fawley refinery and 60miles from London we are toast whatever happens burnt toast at that."

Pop up to portsdown.. it'll be a year long bunker party

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