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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishy Rishi dull? Surely not!

(Although I’m more of a Pretty Priti man, myself

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Liz Truss??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gordon Brown was fucking dull.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

"Liz Truss?? "

You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liz Truss?? "

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Liz Truss?? "

Oh god, yes so dull i had forgotten she had the talking stick for a few days

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly. "

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

This is where you start going wrong, when you expect your leaders to get stuck on high wires, or drinking a pint with the plebs. I'd settle for competency and ability.

If dull is the worst thing about him.......

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Teresa May hardly exuded charisma.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"This is where you start going wrong, when you expect your leaders to get stuck on high wires, or drinking a pint with the plebs. I'd settle for competency and ability.

If dull is the worst thing about him......."

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Loads if you're old enough to remember.

Major was boring but I suppose he did have that fling with Eggwina

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Inconsequential... Not dull... Not boring... Inconsequential

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"Liz Truss??

You win! "

The only humour surrounding her was down to a lettuce

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

i do feel some sympathy for the fella. Coming second to a loon like liz and then succeeding because no one wanted the job. I've made some questionable decisions in my life but liz...

I suppose he can console himself by checking his bank balances.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? "

He not the most charismatic. However, he's grown up from a simple background,

gaining success very early on. This success though has him detached from the "common British person". He's not a politician unlike truss and Johnson, he's more a finance man... And should maybe stick to finance. But alas.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what?

He not the most charismatic. However, he's grown up from a simple background,

Ohh that must be why hes done such a great job with the economy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rishi Sunak will go down as a useless PM. Smarmy smiles and promises cut no ice

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what?

He not the most charismatic. However, he's grown up from a simple background,

Ohh that must be why hes done such a great job with the economy? "

All the Greek Gods combined couldn’t sort out UK economy

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? "
Cobra is their local beer suppose he owns it

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Wishi Washi. Spineless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs. "

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Could be worse. Apparently Priti Patel is shaggable.

If anyone has vagina dentata...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? Cobra is their local beer suppose he owns it

Whose local beer?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Whose local beer?"
Indias

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Whose local beer?Indias

He's British though. But other than that it was a very clever and original joke.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what?

He not the most charismatic. However, he's grown up from a simple background,

Ohh that must be why hes done such a great job with the economy?

All the Greek Gods combined couldn’t sort out UK economy "

I think the Norse gods might be in with a shout. Thor doesn't take shit from anyone

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Whose local beer?Indias

He's British though. But other than that it was a very clever and original joke. "

Indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose local beer?Indias

He's British though. But other than that it was a very clever and original joke. "

Ew grim

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Whose local beer?Indias

Kenya has a better claim to him than india. Jeez rishi and obama

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Absolutely no politicians are attractive. This has been scientifically proven.

Also, I want to read a newspaper front page that details in full, the dress and shoe choices of the male companions of senior female politicians, just like we get when the PM wives accompany them on trips. We got chapter and verse on Carrie Johnson's dress designers but we didn't get a sausage about Philip May's couture suits!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Absolutely no politicians are attractive. This has been scientifically proven.

Forget Brexit, what about Legsit! Was an actual newspaper headline.

Corrrr May and Sturgeon are wearing skirts! Everybody look!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events "

What events ?

Glastonbury or Gwen Stefani at Warwick Castle ?

Or the three storey wall collapse in Hackney ?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Absolutely no politicians are attractive. This has been scientifically proven.

We do need some headlines about Rishi's ill-fitting trousers!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Absolutely no politicians are attractive. This has been scientifically proven.

We do need some headlines about Rishi's ill-fitting trousers!"

Doesn't the PM budget stretch to bespoke?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose local beer?Indias

Kenya has a better claim to him than india. Jeez rishi and obama

Both disappointing firsts but there’s hope

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Liz Truss??

But *amazing* breasts though!

Sorry, that’s SUCH a Summer 2022 comment. I apologise reservedly.

I take it back I didn't mean to resurrect the Liz Truss boob threads! Stick with Rishi OP

I don't think he has boobs.

No but we had to deal with the weird conservative women forcing the idea that he’s attractive down our throats when he was chancellor.

Absolutely no politicians are attractive. This has been scientifically proven.

We do need some headlines about Rishi's ill-fitting trousers!

Doesn't the PM budget stretch to bespoke?! "

I think it does. Which makes the bad fit even more heinous.

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By *haingscaringMan
over a year ago

hook

He’s a public school cunt with no cares about the working class & now he’s supporting Israel ! He needs to be wiped out

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Hes a cunt that hasnt lived in the real World and does not know how it feels to struggle.

He also likes travelling on plane trips like buses.

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By *ibblepilotMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Loads if you're old enough to remember.

Major was boring but I suppose he did have that fling with Eggwina"

Major a more significant PM than folk give credit for! Boring af yes but a proper political man not like the short of shite on both sides we have now where it's more important to look good on social media even if they're empty vessels!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cardboard Cameron. Turn him to the side and absolutely nothing was there.

He just had that stern 'sorry we must be cruel to be kind' look and a face like an angry babies bottom that attracted a lot of mothers apparently. And to the rest of his voters he just looked appropriately tough. He was just all hard-line Tory politics with a complete charisma lobotomy imo though.

Anything Gordon Brown once had was long exorcised by the demonic incantations of his long-time flatmate Tony Blair. Playing Venom albums in his sleep probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf, Boris didn’t even go to the cobra meetings. There’s a long list of shit shows in recent years I think.

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By *woodcplCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

"He’s a public school cunt with no cares about the working class & now he’s supporting Israel ! He needs to be wiped out "

What a vile individual you are ! Disgusting

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Loads if you're old enough to remember.

Major was boring but I suppose he did have that fling with Eggwina

He gave us all that horrible new romantic bicycling through Cambridge "if I remember my Trollop" nonsense that eventually led to people accepting the new Eton brigade imo. It was just a turnaround from Thatchers 'no society' radicalism - a kind of low key Make Britain Great (ie Victorian) again. John Smith (RIP) would have certainly beaten Major (even Kinnock imo - people were sick of the Tories by that point) - the tragedy of the scandalously pre-sold Blairism was that it didn't *have* to happen at all.

To be honest I hate this political re-evaluation of Major as something good that we've been seeing over the past few years. He wasn't. If he was 'better' it's merely by comparison. I just hate that these fuckers always become elder statespeople too. It will happen to Truss. It happens to all of them.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

We'd all fuck him though... Right???

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"We'd all fuck him though... Right??? "

eww

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Anyone else think that, "we hope you win" line was plain odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? "

Something fishi about politics and politicians.

Narcasistic control freaks the lot of them.

Nope none of them could charm a snake, they already are snakes.

All I know is I pay tax for them to ruin my life

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Anyone else think that, "we hope you win" line was plain odd. "

Definitely needs to sack his speech writer.

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

I had high hopes for Sunak after the debacle that was the May-Johnson-Truss years. Sadly he has been underwhelming although, being fair, he inherited a shitshow. There is also a lack of legitimacy as he (nor Truss) has never been put to a vote by the general public.

There have also been some really bad optics around various things connected to the Sunaks. Greencard. Non-Dom. Wife’s businesses (no matter how little executive control) benefitting from Govt policy. Building a swimming pool during a cost of living crisis for most of the country. Wife’s family business continuing to trade in Russia when husband has instructed British businesses to stop.

Nothing illegal mind you. Just...poorly judged when you are the most important public servant in the UK.

The whole “everyman” attempt at rebranding was/is a joke (filling up the borrowed Kia with petrol lol). There’s even a post in this thread on his “humble beginnings” - I can assure you that being able to afford the fees for Winchester College means you are anything but humble.

I cannot work out whether he is supremely arrogant or narcissistic or if in fact he has some really very poor strategic advisors around him. He just seems to stumble from one issue to the next. He slams the media for looking into his wife’s affairs saying she should be left alone as a private individual but then wheels her out at the Tory party conference so she can give a speech basically saying “my hubby works very hard!” Awww didums! Don’t take the job if you can’t handle it!

I initially thought once Johnson and Truss were gone “at last we may have a return of the grown ups” but it just feels like a bad carry on film.

Time for the Conservatives to reinvent themselves and get some proper talent back in the driving seat.

All IMHO of course

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Anyone else think that, "we hope you win" line was plain odd. "

Didn’t sit well for so many reasons.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Anyone else think that, "we hope you win" line was plain odd.

Didn’t sit well for so many reasons.

Especially when he's off to visit other leaders in the region after saying it..

Bizarre

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Nothing like a war and a bit of willy waving to try and improve your popularity. Johnson shot off to Ukraine. Sunak to Israel and then Egypt. Poor old Truss never got a war of her own but at least she did a photo op in uniform!

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"Anyone else think that, "we hope you win" line was plain odd. "
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I thought it was a message to the Conservative candidates in Tamworth & Mid Bedfordshire

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nothing like a war and a bit of willy waving to try and improve your popularity. Johnson shot off to Ukraine. Sunak to Israel and then Egypt. Poor old Truss never got a war of her own but at least she did a photo op in uniform!"

Did she do fab it to lick it?

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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Did she do fab it to lick it? "

If she was on here she would definitely try too hard for pic fabs to prove her popularity.

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By *ombine HarvesterMan
over a year ago

Ealing

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? "
. Probably better to concentrate on the positives. All MPs and Prime Ministers work extremely hard to do what they believe to be best for the country . For the last thirteen years we have been extremely lucky to have had some great PMs . David Cameron who gave us the referendum and as such proved himself to be a true believer in democracy. Teresa May , a vicars daughter who did her best to implement Brexit but was constantly obstructed by those who refuse to believe in democracy . At least she recognised the value of the DUP and raised their status. The election victory of Boris Johnson was a stunning success and ensured that democracy was ensured. Liz Truss was destined to be another great pm but sadly the narrow minded drove her from office. She put in place a plan to boost the economy. We have all missed out by her resignation .

Rishi Sunak has no sense of shame nor have those who contributed to the resignation of Boris Johnson . Sadly for now we have no option but to support Rishi , no rational person is going to elect a pm incapable of defining what a woman is. Kier Starmer has never worked in the private sector and as such has no experience of life in the real world. He also supported Jeremy Corbyn and is too frightened to tackle both the refugee and immigration crisis.

We should also recognise that the amounts paid out by the government to help the less well off in society are substantial. To some this is not enough despite the fact that is some cases those of benefits are better off than those in work .

The sense of entitement of some of those on benefit is frightening. Despite rent being paid and various other additional allowances for Children people still complain .

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? . Probably better to concentrate on the positives. All MPs and Prime Ministers work extremely hard to do what they believe to be best for the country . For the last thirteen years we have been extremely lucky to have had some great PMs . David Cameron who gave us the referendum and as such proved himself to be a true believer in democracy. Teresa May , a vicars daughter who did her best to implement Brexit but was constantly obstructed by those who refuse to believe in democracy . At least she recognised the value of the DUP and raised their status. The election victory of Boris Johnson was a stunning success and ensured that democracy was ensured. Liz Truss was destined to be another great pm but sadly the narrow minded drove her from office. She put in place a plan to boost the economy. We have all missed out by her resignation .

The sense of entitement of some of those on benefit is frightening. Despite rent being paid and various other additional allowances for Children people still complain . "

Lol

All the tropes in one post. Bravo!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what? "

Where were you for the 40 days of truss…

The only thing she is going to be remembered for is being the answer to the quiz question “who was pm when the queen died?”

And when they hear the answer people will say “oh shit….. yeah!!”

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Has there evet been British pm with less chariama and as inconsequential as rishi? I just heard he is holding an emergency cobra meeting over todays events and thought. So what?

Where were you for the 40 days of truss…

The only thing she is going to be remembered for is being the answer to the quiz question “who was pm when the queen died?”

And when they hear the answer people will say “oh shit….. yeah!!”

In fifty years it's going to be a hard question. Like, what the fuck? Who? Never heard of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody voted with the expectation that this little cretin would be PM.

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