FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest descriptions of politicians?

By *cottishVikingBear OP Man
over a year ago

N. London

I happened to be flicking through my facebook history yesterday, and saw a wonderful old bit about Scottish insults for Donald Trump. One of the best was "Mangled Apricot Hell-beast".

I also happened to read a bit on twitter, linked by a friend, that called Boris Johnson "a bin-bag filled with custard and Viagra".

So, purely for amusement, and feel free to have at politicians from any party, what're the best ones you've heard?