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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

.. who’s with me lads, eh? eh?

Forget Liz Truss’s knockers (of whom there is many ..) let’s sexualise our female (or male, hey each to their own and all that) representatives..

Whose Dispatch Box wouldn’t YOU mind entering in Parliament, Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?

This sort of thing, OP?

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?

This sort of thing, OP?"

Exactly that!

Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she?

That’s sort of thing.

Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…

That’s the level I’m aiming for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.

Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.

Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?"

Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.

Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?

Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )"

I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries.

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.

Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?

Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )

I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street? "

ooh I don’t know .. but hey. I wouldn’t mind getting handy with Andy too …

(* who’s Andy Street!? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries. "

AOC is A OK.

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries. "

Let’s go global! Anyone suggesting Jacinda Ardern though is given a 24 hour thread timeout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic, criticised for flashing a bit too much flesh.

And to balance the books, Ukrainian President Zelensky, who I think is a rather handsome fellow.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't "do" politics, so couldn't even tell you what most of their names are, let alone what they looked like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 kinds of penny

Shiney

Covered in fluff

Or old n filthy been thru many hands just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omggg

Penny is Amazing. Wouldn't mind some of that.

Omg that rack!!!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.

Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?

Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )

I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street? "

Up your street?

I wouldn’t let that eight twat anywhere near my back alley and I am famous for dropping my knix for (practically) anybody

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Can I claim the PM of Finland?

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Omggg

Penny is Amazing. Wouldn't mind some of that.

Omg that rack!!!"

Would also make a considerably better PM… although I’m pretty sure that there are various apes on the Rock of Gibraltar who would make a better PM too so that might be damning with faint praise.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries. "

Yeah ! It’s a shame Angela Merkel has moved on from politics … what a brain, what compassion!

Oh sorry that is not what this thread is about, is it?

I’ll get my coat

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Can I claim the PM of Finland?"

Why is it when she goes clubbing, she’s cool. When Michael Gove does it, we all laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?

This sort of thing, OP?

Exactly that!

Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she?

That’s sort of thing.

Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…

That’s the level I’m aiming for "

Jacob Greased-Cock more like!

Am I doing it right?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oooh rishi snack.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

All you ladies are dying to suck Boris' Johnson.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hello Theresa, May I bend you over?

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?

This sort of thing, OP?

Exactly that!

Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she?

That’s sort of thing.

Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…

That’s the level I’m aiming for

Jacob Greased-Cock more like!

Am I doing it right?"

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By *andybigboiMan
over a year ago

Mount Pleasant

Angela rayner has the smutty look!! Looks faf. So does truss boobies. And penny.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Former Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic, criticised for flashing a bit too much flesh.

And to balance the books, Ukrainian President Zelensky, who I think is a rather handsome fellow. "

I think Mr Zelenskyy is rather dishy actually. I'd hunker down in his bunker with him

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Layla (Moran) .. definitely want to Lay Her!

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Angela rayner has the smutty look!! Looks faf. So does truss boobies. And penny. "

Rayner is quite hot. Until she opens her gob!

(Fabicide klaxon : blocked by all the Northerners )

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How about that John Major-Hottie. Bet he's got a big Edweiner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mark Franc-phwoar!

Diane Abutt worth rimming!

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Penny mourdant did really well today at the despatch box - seriously!

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

So, PM is officially back in the running to be PM...

....if she was on here, I'd certainly send her a PM...

....she would feature in my top three PMILFs, along with Kaja Kallas and Sanna Marin...

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"So, PM is officially back in the running to be PM...

....if she was on here, I'd certainly send her a PM...

....she would feature in my top three PMILFs, along with Kaja Kallas and Sanna Marin... "

PILF : Premier I’d love to fuck

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

she is an attractive lady,,

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"PILF : Premier I’d love to fuck "

PMILF = Prime Minister I'd Love to Fuck

PILF = President I'd Love to Fuck

If we're including those, then Zuzana Caputová and Maia Sandu will do nicely!

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By *adbod5000Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

I think she did a great job in the commons the other day while Truss was hiding under her desk crying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind making Baroness Michelle Moan (Mone).

Esther McVey has to be worth a McLay.

I'd love to have Angela Rayner (nee Bowen) give me a blowin'.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Judith Cummins... Too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i wouldnt fuck MPs or copper they dont deserve my bountiful penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle O'Neill down and suck me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s not a Tory in the world that’s fuckable.

Imagine …. Eurghh

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I wouldn’t mind sucking on Boris’s Johnson…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse."

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse." "

There's just no end to this nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's just been on laura keunssberg, Laura is the female equivalent of Robert Preston, smug, sanctimonious,full of her own importance,why ask a question and interrupt 3 seconds in,I don't like boris but he put her in her place a couple of years ago

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse." "

She's from Portsmouth,of course she does it's practically law for all the local bird's round ere

Disclaimer: this is a joke.

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By *anBerks OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Just logged back in after a number of weeks absence purely to bump this and lay claim that *I* fancied her AGES ago, long before she became an international Coronation-based sex symbol, so it’s only fair that if she ever signs up on here, I get first dibs on her, right?

Thanks. That was all. See you all again in a few months!

Love & kisses xxx

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"Just logged back in after a number of weeks absence purely to bump this and lay claim that *I* fancied her AGES ago, long before she became an international Coronation-based sex symbol, so it’s only fair that if she ever signs up on here, I get first dibs on her, right?

Thanks. That was all. See you all again in a few months!

Love & kisses xxx

"

Don’t go Dan!!!!!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Dan!

Dan!

DAN!!!!

DAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

*hoping someone gets the reference.

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By *MischiefxWoman
over a year ago

Astana

It depends whether there is a flounce involved regarding Dan

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Penny held that sword longer than Liz held onto the PM's position...

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs


"Dan!

Dan!

DAN!!!!

DAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

*hoping someone gets the reference. "

Proper laughed out loud then

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By *anBerks OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Berkshire

Now that the “Would you fuck a Tory” thread is closed, it’s definitely worth bumping this again.

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By *ackformore100Man
38 weeks ago

Tin town

Sun headline writer?

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By *anBerks OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Dan!

Dan!

DAN!!!!

DAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

*hoping someone gets the reference. "

I missed this orginally (as I did log off again for a few more weeks!) but that’s where my Fab name comes from!

“Lynn, these are sex people! ... They're sex swappers! ... “

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By *ash0000Man
38 weeks ago

Mid Cornwall

Her and Angela Rayner

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Chichester


"Her and Angela Rayner "

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

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By *ash0000Man
38 weeks ago

Mid Cornwall

Now that’s how they should do general elections! I’m in

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Chichester


"Now that’s how they should do general elections! I’m in "

I have a lot of baby oil ready

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By *anBerks OP   Man
38 weeks ago

Berkshire


"Now that’s how they should do general elections! I’m in "

General erections?

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By *ackformore100Man
38 weeks ago

Tin town


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other "

The new format for political debate?

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By *ackformore100Man
38 weeks ago

Tin town


"Now that’s how they should do general elections! I’m in

General erections?"

The chickens rubbery... Wheres you wheelie bin etc...

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By *lofeldMan
38 weeks ago

Redhill


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate? "

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.

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By *ackformore100Man
38 weeks ago

Tin town


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate?

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside."

Can you imagine the team managers...

"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...

"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"

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By *lofeldMan
38 weeks ago

Redhill


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate?

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.

Can you imagine the team managers...

"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...

"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard" "

Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs...

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By *ash0000Man
38 weeks ago

Mid Cornwall

Tag team! In one corner Suella and Pritti. In the other corner….ah nobody’s turned up lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate?

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.

Can you imagine the team managers...

"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...

"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"

Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs..."

Sex as a punishment. How lovely

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By *ackformore100Man
38 weeks ago

Tin town


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate?

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.

Can you imagine the team managers...

"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...

"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"

Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs..."

In a thread cross over... The loser goes in against that Spanish bloke who won the world cup... Has a feeling of celebrity death match about it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"Her and Angela Rayner

Oiled up nude wrestling each other

The new format for political debate?

It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.

Can you imagine the team managers...

"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...

"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"

Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs...

In a thread cross over... The loser goes in against that Spanish bloke who won the world cup... Has a feeling of celebrity death match about it"

Which Spanish bloke won the world cup?

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By *ash0000Man
38 weeks ago

Mid Cornwall

The guy who kissed the one of the winners.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West


"The guy who kissed the one of the winners. "

He didn't win the WC. The women of the Spanish national team won the WC. Rubiales just tried to bask in their glory.

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By *lovisMan
38 weeks ago

Twickenham


"Tag team! In one corner Suella and Pritti. In the other corner….ah nobody’s turned up lol "

The old joke

Who would win in a fight to the death between Suella and Priti?

We all would

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