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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans." Are you lonely  | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans. Are you lonely "Yes. My girlfriend has dumped me. She claimed I spent too much time typing on my phone can you believe? She’ll come crawling back or I’ll report her for exceeding her visa stay limit. | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans. Are you lonely
Yes. My girlfriend has dumped me. She claimed I spent too much time typing on my phone can you believe? She’ll come crawling back or I’ll report her for exceeding her visa stay limit." | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans." none taken | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans.none taken" Phew! I’m a little worried that they could be in for a good season. Sunday the 14th will be interesting. | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
"Now now. We must be ‘woke’. Even to the Scots. | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
"Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse. Bring it on lol  | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol "GERS 
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol
GERS
"The Scots now have their own currency - the poond | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol
GERS
The Scots now have their own currency - the poond "Newcastle isn't in Scotland lol | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol
GERS
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol
GERS
No comprhendi "Yes, that’s exactly what Kate Forbes said | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans." This is weird. You're upset about how you assume someone could react to a fictional scenario that you made up with a joke which you don't actually say what it is. This is extra bizarre, even by your standards. | |||
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"Wasn’t invited this time…Englishman is fed up always having to pay for the Scotsman’s round
Your only paying with the money you stole from the scottish economies purse.
Bring it on lol
GERS
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Yes, that’s exactly what Kate Forbes said "She understands she needs more money and apparently asking Westminster for extra despite record payments | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans. This is weird. You're upset about how you assume someone could react to a fictional scenario that you made up with a joke which you don't actually say what it is. This is extra bizarre, even by your standards. " It’s what we call ‘humour. Not sure why you think it’s ‘weird’ or indeed why you needed to comment. It’s ongoing banter between Chelsea and Spurs fans - we love each other really. | |||
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"Walk into a bar. They have three drinks so one round each. The British ‘ round’ system works well. Note to Europe. They spend the first half an hour taking the piss out of each other’s football teams and wish a season of misery, disappointment, failure. One of them is a Spurs fan and comments “I’m used to that “. Sorry if that comment is ‘Spursist’ but it’s my story. They then tackle current and world affairs, these are smart guys. They have differing views and at one point it gets quite heated, they agree to disagree. To lighten the mood they exchange their latest jokes and they all have a good laugh. Taken out of context some of the jokes could be considered racist or xenophobic. They are of course nothing of the sort but would no doubt have the usual suspects on here bleating and wailing. On leaving they shake hands and hug. Yes, hug! When did that creep in? They fix a date and time to do the same thing next week. What a marvellous example of life in modern day Britain. Sorry if I have offended any Spurs fans. This is weird. You're upset about how you assume someone could react to a fictional scenario that you made up with a joke which you don't actually say what it is. This is extra bizarre, even by your standards. " Why do you assume it’s fictional? Are you saying such a thing could not or should not happen? | |||
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"Why is it an Englishman an Irishman and a Pakistani guy? Why not a Pakistani man ?" Good question. I just thought it sounded better. | |||
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