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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed." Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies  | |||
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"… bet you are kicking yourself when you find out she has a cat and loves to use that particular paper for its litter tray… "Good point, or she might have been using the Mail to wipe her arse | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed." . A great story and very amusing . A lot better than some of the posts on here. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed.. A great story and very amusing . A lot better than some of the posts on here. " and more facts than the daily mail  | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies "I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said."Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this "Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me."‘She’ doesn’t exist, | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist, "But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century. A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum."Are you and Hay related? | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum.
Are you and Hay related?"Why on earth would you think that? How strange. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum."She definitely doesn’t exist , | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum.
Are you and Hay related?
Why on earth would you think that? How strange."Idle curiosity | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum.
She definitely doesn’t exist , "It’s the closest I’ve got to a shag on here though. | |||
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"Got chatting to a gorgeous woman on Fab. She is local and can accommodate. Bingo! After some incredibly horny messages she invites me over. Bingo again. I shower and groom - this woman is hot and expects to see me at my best. I check myself in the mirror - you look fucking hot! She opens the door- OMFG! She is hot, far begged than her photos. Dressed in ‘killer’ lingerie. I’ve hit the jackpot here. We embrace and kiss. The horniest kiss ever. After what seems ages, we pause to recover- OMFG! “I’m going to get the Champagne from the kitchen and we are going straight to bed” she said. I looked around the hallway of her beautiful home, then I saw it, on the chair, I knew at once I had to get out of there, I quietly lifted the latch on the door and quickly made my escape. Heart pounding as I raced back to the safety of my home, only feeling safe as my door slammed shut behind me. I recovered sufficiently to open the Fab app on my phone and blocked her. A lucky escape. What was it that caused me to panic and run? Only a copy of the Daily Mail!!!! A lucky escape indeed. Why is this in the politics section? It should be in the stories and fantasies
I posted it there originally but the Moderators moved it. Too far fetched they said.
Sounds like a typical article in the Mail. Btw, why did you leave this ‘gorgeous woman’s ‘ house because she had a copy of the Daily Mail, your story doesn’t explain this
Because she must be evil. Too extreme for a liberal like me.
‘She’ doesn’t exist,
But I’ve formed a mental picture of her now and I’m starting to think I missed out. Perhaps I shouldn’t have been so judgemental, if only I’d been more understanding and inclusive, it could have been the shag of the century.
A lesson here I think for us single guys that spend far too much time in this forum.
She definitely doesn’t exist ,
It’s the closest I’ve got to a shag on here though."Seb you are clearly too picky! A shag is a shag right? Who cares if she was a raving racist nazi, she was gagging for it 
For avoidance of doubt, I know this was a metaphorical story but I still reckon you would have shagged her but maybe had “buyers” remorse the next day...and a rash! | |||
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