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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a rumour dorries might run for PM...

I really hope she does. The country could do with a good laugh right now.

There's even the perfect slogan for her already: Go Nads!

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)


"There's a rumour dorries might run for PM...

I really hope she does. The country could do with a good laugh right now.

There's even the perfect slogan for her already: Go Nads!

"

It was trending on Twitter earlier.. #GoNads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a rumour dorries might run for PM...

I really hope she does. The country could do with a good laugh right now.

There's even the perfect slogan for her already: Go Nads!

It was trending on Twitter earlier.. #GoNads"

GoNads!!!

We need posters! TV ads! Banners!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

She needs to run.. as far away as possible.

Who in their right minds voted for her as am MP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She needs to run.. as far away as possible.

Who in their right minds voted for her as am MP?"

She needs a nightly update show we can all watch if she campaigns. Could call it: Mad for Nads!

I'd watch it! It'd be funnier than the Simpsons.

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By *tarbrand5005Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Im all for it purely for the memes.

She's a joke of a politician.

The current government are the only one in living memory she could ever be anything other than a weird fringe character in.

I saw people saying she was the "Female Boris" earlier, but Boris only got away with the clueless act because of WHO he is and in part because he's a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im all for it purely for the memes.

She's a joke of a politician.

The current government are the only one in living memory she could ever be anything other than a weird fringe character in.

I saw people saying she was the "Female Boris" earlier, but Boris only got away with the clueless act because of WHO he is and in part because he's a guy. "

The thing is: Johnson is actually clever. He's a bastard with no morals whatsoever who lies relentlessly. But he's far from stupid.

dorries on the other hand... I worry she'd struggle to put her shoes on correctly unless they were labelled L + R on the soles.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"There's a rumour dorries might run for PM...

I really hope she does. The country could do with a good laugh right now.

There's even the perfect slogan for her already: Go Nads!

"

The only running she is doing is down the wine aisle at Waitrose drowning her sorrows….

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

What's next, Space Lasers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's next, Space Lasers?"

Quite possibly! Every time dorries opens her mouth, we all go on a wild adventure that could end anywhere!

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Channel 4 and the BBC will confirm..

My God, I should've seen it coming..

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

The lunatic is on the grass

The lunatic is on the grass

Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs

Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall

The paper holds their folded faces to the floor

And every day, the paperboy brings more..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Uh oh. What happens if dorries submits a vote of no intelligence in herself? It could happen if she fills out the paperwork all wrong.

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By *tarbrand5005Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im all for it purely for the memes.

She's a joke of a politician.

The current government are the only one in living memory she could ever be anything other than a weird fringe character in.

I saw people saying she was the "Female Boris" earlier, but Boris only got away with the clueless act because of WHO he is and in part because he's a guy.

The thing is: Johnson is actually clever. He's a bastard with no morals whatsoever who lies relentlessly. But he's far from stupid.

dorries on the other hand... I worry she'd struggle to put her shoes on correctly unless they were labelled L + R on the soles."

Exaxtly. The bumbling, harmless act was exactly that, an act. He won over traditional Labour voters by appearing to be "a man of the people" and somehow not an Etonian elite.

Dorries seems of a similar ilk in thaylt she will say anything to gain popularity, she just genuibely doesn't seem understand much of whats been written down for her to say a lot of the time.

When Johnson fluffed his lines he was clever enough to style it out and bluff his way through it. She doesn't understand the lines written for her to begin with it seems, so has nowhere to go when it goes wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't seen her campaigning yet. She has to run. I haven't seen anything really funny since the last time she opened her mouth.

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