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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now.

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now."

Genuinely I think he will show up with a cocky grin and not answer a single question that was actually asked. All the while trying his bumbling charm until he realises it isn't working anymore.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Boris had better start packing. His coat’s on a shaky peg!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now.

Genuinely I think he will show up with a cocky grin and not answer a single question that was actually asked. All the while trying his bumbling charm until he realises it isn't working anymore."

You might well be right.

I think there will be more anger though. And I think Johnson will lose his temper at some point + start ranting.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

He'll tell us how unbelievably fantastic vaccine roll out was and he needs to "get on with the job".

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I don’t know but I can’t wait to tune in. I doubt I will do much work today. Between watching PMQs and laughing at Twitter.

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By *irlonatrainWoman
over a year ago

London

He’ll turn up and lie and we will all think it’s normal. He’s destroyed the Conservative party so we should be thankful for something. He is a self serving power player, he’s never had the country’s interests at heart. He cares about no one other than himself.

The pub audibly cheered last night when the resignations came in. A pub full of civil servants. Imagine having to work for these people, people are sick of it now.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Looking forward to today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He got the big decisions right ....

Which means choosing who your staff is, isn't a big decision.

(And he didn't get this worng. He got it horribly wrong)

How to deal with a claim of sexual assualt. Not a big decision.

Whether to be honest with voters.... Not a big decision.

Whether to obey the law, and whether he should allow his staff to break the law.... Not a big decision

But congrats on deciding to help support a world leading university in a fight against a global pandemic. Big decision maybe. Difficult decision. No.

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Got my popcorn, roll on 12pm.

I just wished Starmer would step back and let Rayner take him on as he squirms more..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Boris will not attend, he'll be meeting her Majesty to dissolve parliament and call a snap election..

Gives time to paint a bus, write more lies on it and fool some people again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now."

He will take copious amounts of cocaine , apologise for not knowing about something ,

babble, smirk, keep putting his pen in his top pocket , blame labour for the current financial crisis, mention the vaccines, big calls ,vaccines, getting on with the job, Brexit, robust economy etc etc

I am looking forward to the state team by Javid & Sunak,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now.

He will take copious amounts of cocaine , apologise for not knowing about something ,

I am looking forward to the state team by Javid & Sunak,

Statement

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

"Boris will not attend, he'll be meeting her Majesty to dissolve parliament and call a snap election..

Gives time to paint a bus, write more lies on it and fool some people again.."

STOP building my hopes up.

It's not allowed, if only

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now.

He will take copious amounts of cocaine , apologise for not knowing about something ,

I am looking forward to the state team by Javid & Sunak,

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haha yep exactly what he will do it can’t ever be his fault he lives on a different planet lol

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Did they ever find out who was snorting Coke in the commons traps?

That one, like BlowJobGate seems to have vanished from the media.

See the 'Trumpers' are sticking tight.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

You know it’s bad when even I am feeling sorry for the Tory mp trying to defend Johnson on bbc2 at the moment… the Tory bloke on sky news has given up!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Will Johnson hide in a fridge?

Will Johnson suddenly have to fly off to the Ukraine again at last minute?

Will Carrie miraculously produce another baby?

Or will Johnson actually turn up + trot out the same old bullshit without answering a single question?

Place your bets now.

He will take copious amounts of cocaine , apologise for not knowing about something ,

I am looking forward to the state team by Javid & Sunak,

Statement

The 'Geoffrey Howe' moment..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"You know it’s bad when even I am feeling sorry for the Tory mp trying to defend Johnson on bbc2 at the moment… the Tory bloke on sky news has given up!!!

On five live there was no Tory willing to defend Boris on the weekly MPs panel phone in ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it’s bad when even I am feeling sorry for the Tory mp trying to defend Johnson on bbc2 at the moment… the Tory bloke on sky news has given up!!!

I am also watching, and it looks to me that he will go today (I am wishing).

The 1922 committee will meet with him today apparently and advise him to resign or face being outed with a rule change.

His answer was 'they will need a flame thrower to get me out'

roll on pmq's

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I think boris is the one person who would just announce a snap election out of spite! Heck… if he is going to burn it down then he is going to take everything down with him!!

If there is a sniff he would do it the 1922 would change the rules in a heartbeat

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I think boris is the one person who would just announce a snap election out of spite! Heck… if he is going to burn it down then he is going to take everything down with him!!

If there is a sniff he would do it the 1922 would change the rules in a heartbeat

Oh I'm bloody sure he will do it on the way out, it's currently his biggest threat to try and keep his place. Remember that even with rule changes and no confidence votes, the 1922 cannot actually dismiss him. All they can do is ask him to resign. The only persons that can dismiss the prime minister are the prime minister or the queen. He always has the capability of dissolving parliament as his final act, regardless of being told to go by the 1922.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Well that was brutal… SKS absolutely obliterated bojo there….

Z list of nodding dogs…

Sinking ships leaving the rat! ….

Charge of the lightweight brigade……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that was brutal… SKS absolutely obliterated bojo there….

Z list of nodding dogs…

Sinking ships leaving the rat! ….

Charge of the lightweight brigade……

Boris keeps blaming Corbyn

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Well that was brutal… SKS absolutely obliterated bojo there….

Z list of nodding dogs…

Sinking ships leaving the rat! ….

Charge of the lightweight brigade……

The bluster of Johnson trying to pivot to taxes was worse, IMO, than SKS reading off his punchlines....

If you can't out-debate him off the top of your head, maybe you're not the right person either?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dropping STurgeon's name as evidence of the strength of the union

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Boris had better start packing. His coat’s on a shaky peg! "

Did you replace shoogly with shaky for the benefit of our English friends? LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Johnson is desperate + flailing.

More interestingly, cheers of support from his own benches are v muted through a lot of this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Well that was brutal… SKS absolutely obliterated bojo there….

Z list of nodding dogs…

Sinking ships leaving the rat! ….

Charge of the lightweight brigade……

Yep. A right doing. That said, I'll look forward to spending my £330 on five weeks worth of petrol, to get me to and from my work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dead silence through most of Javid's rambling statement. They all know Johnson is finished. It's now a case of when not if.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When was it determined that the last election was a "personal mandate" for Boris?

I must have missed that meeting....

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days."

Yep, the greasy piglet survives again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days.

Yep, the greasy piglet survives again. "

But the piglet has been speared + is bleeding out. I spent most of PMQs watching + listening to the benches behind him. There was v little support for him there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days.

Yep, the greasy piglet survives again.

But the piglet has been speared + is bleeding out. I spent most of PMQs watching + listening to the benches behind him. There was v little support for him there."

He won’t resign though, it’s so good to watch his downfall

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By *heNerdyFembyWoman
over a year ago

Eastbourne (she/they)

"It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days.

Yep, the greasy piglet survives again.

But the piglet has been speared + is bleeding out. I spent most of PMQs watching + listening to the benches behind him. There was v little support for him there.

He won’t resign though, it’s so good to watch his downfall "

I genuinely wouldn't put it past jonhson to go nuclear, call a general and then resign at the soonest opportunity to sink the tories for turning their back on him.

To be fair this may just be wishful thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gove wasn't on the front bench at PMQs. So expect something from him sometime soon, perhaps.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"It's clear even now Johnson won't resign. He thinks he can bullshit his way through this scandal too.

I think they've all had enough of him. I think he might be gone in days.

Yep, the greasy piglet survives again.

But the piglet has been speared + is bleeding out. I spent most of PMQs watching + listening to the benches behind him. There was v little support for him there."

The conservative MPs are now split between those that know their career is over without him, and those that know their career is over with him. Unfortunately for all of them, every single one of them hitched their wagon to the Johnson train to even be allowed to stand at the last GE. They are ALL complicit in the crimes of this government, they are all tainted. The squealing pig will take down all of them on his way out of the door.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

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over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When was it determined that the last election was a "personal mandate" for Boris?

I must have missed that meeting...."

Boris: had I known these things about him at the time, I would have acted differently. I am a leader for acknowledging I am worng, learning my lessons, and changing

Also Boris: the decisions made by the electorate at the time are absolute and events and new information after afterwards dont count.

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