FabSwingers.com forum: Who else had Protect & Survive booklet?

By *rFunBoy OP Man
over a year ago

Longridge

With pending Nuclear Attack with 15 minute warning. I think I've missed the Post.

After 9/11 - Tony Blair sent us all books to keep under the phone explaining how to react in an emergency.

I've friggin lost mine, anyone lend me a copy? Although, I'm not sure there was a section on Nuclear Attack.

For those that are too young to know or don't remember. From memory of School Nuke drills.

1) tape the windows to prevent shatering.

2) tape a non flammable white sheet over window to block out bright flash.

3) sit under desk.

4) pray to God you were not actually near a ground zero target.

Or, as I got a detention for..

Run out the School and stand in the middle of the field with back to potential ground zero target and have it swiftly over and done with.

Why I got a detention, I should have got A** for working out its the better than that fall out and skin peeling shit.

So, when is Boris going to prepare is population, or is that the plan - say and do nothing?

Public warning system - ripped out

Incoming missle defence - not deployed, wait - do we even have one?

Nuclear Bunkers for Civil Defence- Sold and converted to rich batch pads

Air defence- bases disbanded and concentrated into a few. Suppose that saves warheads and achieves a quicker endgame.

Putin said UK is weak for attack, is that why we are his first choice?

"Mummy, is that an aeroplane up in the sky?"

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By *rFunBoy OP Man
over a year ago

Longridge

One thing that improved in the last 30 years. We now get 15 minutes to around like headless chickens, not 3 of the old days.

Suppose another 3 tracks to listen to, though that extra 12 minutes is going to be hard to fill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about fear and control of the masses

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m a couple of miles from a target. And with Russian accuracy being an issue I am for want of a better word fucked.

I will see you all on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about fear and control of the masses"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With pending Nuclear Attack with 15 minute warning. I think I've missed the Post.

After 9/11 - Tony Blair sent us all books to keep under the phone explaining how to react in an emergency.

I've friggin lost mine, anyone lend me a copy? Although, I'm not sure there was a section on Nuclear Attack.

For those that are too young to know or don't remember. From memory of School Nuke drills.

1) tape the windows to prevent shatering.

2) tape a non flammable white sheet over window to block out bright flash.

3) sit under desk.

4) pray to God you were not actually near a ground zero target.

Or, as I got a detention for..

Run out the School and stand in the middle of the field with back to potential ground zero target and have it swiftly over and done with.

Why I got a detention, I should have got A** for working out its the better than that fall out and skin peeling shit.

So, when is Boris going to prepare is population, or is that the plan - say and do nothing?

Public warning system - ripped out

Incoming missle defence - not deployed, wait - do we even have one?

Nuclear Bunkers for Civil Defence- Sold and converted to rich batch pads

Air defence- bases disbanded and concentrated into a few. Suppose that saves warheads and achieves a quicker endgame.

Putin said UK is weak for attack, is that why we are his first choice?

"Mummy, is that an aeroplane up in the sky?""

The booklet I was issued was called “ survive to fight”. Personally I don’t want to survive full blown nuclear war. 15 mins should give me time for a quick wank and get on the roof of my house and neck a couple of cans of strong cider before watching Liverpool get nuked.

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By *rFunBoy OP Man
over a year ago

Longridge

I'll wave to you from mine..

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Why bother with the wank, have you never had one before?

Witnessing a nuclear attack, on the other hand, will be a once in a lifetime event.

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By *rFunBoy OP Man
over a year ago

Longridge

Don't get too excited..

Seems Twatty P wants to drown us in a Tsunami, instead of cooking us..

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