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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

"

Sound

I want to be a premier league footy player..do you have a link where I can apply?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Unfortunately not sir

But waiting on will do while you hone your skills

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Unfortunately not sir

But waiting on will do while you hone your skills "

No ta

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

The old I live in Manchester City centre but won’t to be a Shepard line

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

That’s fine no benefits for you

Goodbye

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"That’s fine no benefits for you

Goodbye "

Superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

Sound

I want to be a premier league footy player..do you have a link where I can apply?"

You're still just not believing in Brexit enough!

How many times do I have to tell you? You just gotta believe!

And if you squint really hard and believe really hard and wave a flag really hard... you might bust a blood vessel and whack yourself in the head with the flag. Then if you damage your brain just enough, you'll see how wonderful Brexit is.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?"

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies.

This really is utopia isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

"

So England has zero unemployment?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

So England has zero unemployment? "

More jobs available than people applying so no one should be unemployed

They don’t want the jobs fine

But we should stop paying them to stay at home definitely 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

So England has zero unemployment?

More jobs available than people applying so no one should be unemployed

They don’t want the jobs fine

But we should stop paying them to stay at home definitely 100% "

So England has zero unemployment?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?"

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry "

Should have that as a Tory slogan

Does reece mogg need any more butlers?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?"

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry "

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry "

Like in communist China and North Korea?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

40 hr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year "

Jackanory

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?"

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Ribby hall wrea green Lancashire

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year "

Is that an extensive survey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire "

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment? "

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?"

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up "

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak."

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

"

Sorry

I just fell of my chair with shock

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

"

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners "

Right, and we have more jobs available than people applying? It’s going well then

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners "

What shall we do with the foreigners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact "

Bullshit, no jobs at that salary exist, fact

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact "

So your comprehensive survey amounts to 1 local restaurant?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps, "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact "

If that’s true, (which it isn’t) how is that helping the local restaurants who had to shut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely "

Interesting, who will enforce this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact

So your comprehensive survey amounts to 1 local restaurant?"

That isn’t advertising jobs at that salary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners

What shall we do with the foreigners?"

They're the words Priti Patel orgasms to every night.

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby

Fuck me the squad must of all met up and went on the piss there all ratarsed lol

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact

So your comprehensive survey amounts to 1 local restaurant?"

1 20 acre site employing 100s of staff raising their pay rates to ensure they get employees for this busy period

The only way other restaurants will gain experienced staff is pay matching rates or bring in untrained staff and train them up

Back to my post

Winner winner !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners

What shall we do with the foreigners?

They're the words Priti Patel orgasms to every night."

Judging by her face and general attitude it is a long time since she orgasmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely "

Oh so this is a windup. That's a relief.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You can’t disagree with what I’ve said surly

There are no reasons too ?

So just to clarify.. we are booting out all the foreigners and making people do jobs they are potentially not suited too..otherwise they will starve to death?

Meanwhile Alex gives 80m to his buddies

This really is utopia isnt it?

So Alex who ?

Definitely stop paying to stay at hone stop food banks

Soon learn to work when their hungry

Priti Patel? Is this secretly you?

Ha, let’s be honest, the OP is on a wind up

Like boris says work on employing British staff not foreigners

What shall we do with the foreigners?

They're the words Priti Patel orgasms to every night."

The only one woman who can orgamism over a puncture in a dinghy.

C/o frankie Boyle

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this? "

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could have sworn the Brexit fan club were arguing the other day everyone wages were going up?

Wages are going up

Locally £15.00 per hr for waiting on staff

49 hr week £30,000 a year

Is that an extensive survey?

I had a quick look, no such jobs at £15 an hour exist

They do they advertised last week

All staff from restaurants in Lytham left and went there

Local restaurants shut for 3 days because no staff

Fact

So your comprehensive survey amounts to 1 local restaurant?

1 20 acre site employing 100s of staff raising their pay rates to ensure they get employees for this busy period

The only way other restaurants will gain experienced staff is pay matching rates or bring in untrained staff and train them up

Back to my post

Winner winner !!!"

Sure, so when did England reach zero unemployment? As stated in your thread title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits "

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down "

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no "

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes"

Like in China and North Korea?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes"

There’s a minimum they can be paid

Not forced

Take it or leave it

Leave it

Thanks good by

Next

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? "

Yes

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over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

There’s a minimum they can be paid

Not forced

Take it or leave it

Leave it

Thanks good by

Next "

Make your mind up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea?

Yes"

PMSL,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes"

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea?

Yes"

That’s what I’ve done

Working my whole live

Until I’ve become an employer

10 staff

All happy

I’ve done the shit jobs don’t ask anyone to do anything I wo t or haven’t done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

Sound

I want to be a premier league footy player..do you have a link where I can apply?"

try Everton .co.uk need 11 I've been told

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?"

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea?

Yes

That’s what I’ve done

Working my whole live

Until I’ve become an employer

10 staff

All happy

I’ve done the shit jobs don’t ask anyone to do anything I wo t or haven’t done "

I don’t care what you do,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

Sound

I want to be a premier league footy player..do you have a link where I can apply?try Everton .co.uk need 11 I've been told "

And a manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day "

50p???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day "

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated""

Tbh, the OP is being lenient on the work shy, we need workers camps, forced labour gangs etc, just like in the good old days of the empire

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated""

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

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over a year ago

Also bear in mind the masks at the sewage farm are all faulty since they were made by academics who were forced into factory jobs when they became unemployed after the universities had a major downturn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work "

I noticed you didn't say you'd take the sewage farm job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work "

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?"

Or all jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? "

nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?"

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago "

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world"

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself "

I don’t want the job, how will you force me to do it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself "

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them?? "

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?"

The OP is on a wind up, has he told you that he has 10 staff working for him yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong "

Never happened, back to the OP

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?"

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

"

So you'd force an out of work doctor or professor to go and pick litter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

"

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong

Never happened, back to the OP "

Well it simply did

Ribby needed staff for the holiday season the only way to fill the vacancy’s was to offer good money

They have loads of holiday homes gym pool ect ect

Restaurants are a side line so they can afford the wages

The restaurants locally have to make there money from the restaurant

It happened fact

Brexit bonus for local people

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

So you'd force an out of work doctor or professor to go and pick litter?"

Can I get a job as a consultant to find out why people feel the need to litter in the first place.

I should be able to spin that out for a couple of years.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

So you'd force an out of work doctor or professor to go and pick litter?

Can I get a job as a consultant to find out why people feel the need to litter in the first place.

I should be able to spin that out for a couple of years. "

Of course but you’d need work place experience so we’ll start with litter picking

If you do well perhaps you can get to be a consultant

Like I said no such thing as a dead end job x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

So you'd force an out of work doctor or professor to go and pick litter?

Can I get a job as a consultant to find out why people feel the need to litter in the first place.

I should be able to spin that out for a couple of years. "

Depends. Have you made any big donations to the Tory party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong

Never happened, back to the OP

Well it simply did

Ribby needed staff for the holiday season the only way to fill the vacancy’s was to offer good money

They have loads of holiday homes gym pool ect ect

Restaurants are a side line so they can afford the wages

The restaurants locally have to make there money from the restaurant

It happened fact

Brexit bonus for local people "

It didn’t, Robby hall are currently looking to recruit a chef, £12 an hour, can you explain why they are paying waiters more than a chef?

Anyway, back to the OP,

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me "

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

So you'd force an out of work doctor or professor to go and pick litter?

Can I get a job as a consultant to find out why people feel the need to litter in the first place.

I should be able to spin that out for a couple of years.

Of course but you’d need work place experience so we’ll start with litter picking

If you do well perhaps you can get to be a consultant

Like I said no such thing as a dead end job x"

I can picture posters all over the country, outside every job centre, with a grinning man winking alongside the slogan "no such thing as a dead end job"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life "

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong

Never happened, back to the OP

Well it simply did

Ribby needed staff for the holiday season the only way to fill the vacancy’s was to offer good money

They have loads of holiday homes gym pool ect ect

Restaurants are a side line so they can afford the wages

The restaurants locally have to make there money from the restaurant

It happened fact

Brexit bonus for local people

It didn’t, Robby hall are currently looking to recruit a chef, £12 an hour, can you explain why they are paying waiters more than a chef?

Depends on chef

Perhaps they have chefs and are not desperate

£12.00 n hr £3.09 above minimum wage

Anyway, back to the OP, "

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

OK. Picture the scene. You're unemployed. You're offered a full-time job working in a sewage farm. You have a degree in psychology, but the sewage job is the one you were offered. For £1 a day. Do you accept?

Silly billy can’t pay someone £1 a day

Ah but this is the wonderful new post- Brexit world where apparently people have to accept the jobs that are offered to them. So employers are taking advantage of the situation to lower wages and detroy workers' rights.

So do you accept the job or not?

Bear in mind, you apparently have to accept the job or you'll be sent to be "re-educated"

So you really are silly

Employers are being forced to offer better pay n conditions to retain and attract employees

No one being forced to retrain ect

But anyone can wait on

Might not want to but pretty much anyone can

If you think the jobs below you fine but don’t expect the rest of the uk to give you money not to work

Does this only apply to the imaginary £15 an hour jobs at Ribby Hall are all jobs?

Why you say imaginary?

Maybe they’ve taken them down as all positions filled

It’s a fact it happened a week or so ago

No it didn’t

Anyway, I think your being to lenient on the workshy, can’t we send them to prison or labour camps if they refuse to take any job offered to them??

So ask

Spargo Italian restaurant

Ask zest Italian restaurant

Ask Bosco Italian restaurant

I supply these people

They lost their staff to ribby hall who offered £15 an hr to experienced waiting on staff

Do you think I’d offer links to be proven wrong

Never happened, back to the OP

Well it simply did

Ribby needed staff for the holiday season the only way to fill the vacancy’s was to offer good money

They have loads of holiday homes gym pool ect ect

Restaurants are a side line so they can afford the wages

The restaurants locally have to make there money from the restaurant

It happened fact

Brexit bonus for local people

It didn’t, Robby hall are currently looking to recruit a chef, £12 an hour, can you explain why they are paying waiters more than a chef?

Depends on chef

Perhaps they have chefs and are not desperate

£12.00 n hr £3.09 above minimum wage

Anyway, back to the OP, "

It never happened, back to the OP, when did England reach zero unemployment?

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over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ? "

Don't worry. The Tories will give your kids free school meals without quibbling... Oh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ? "

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ? "

Should have took the job

There not my kids

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester? "

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids "

I can’t get to London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids "

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Don't worry. The Tories will give your kids free school meals without quibbling... Oh...."

Well as long as you don’t smoke drink have large dogs cars or mobile phones sure I’ll pay for your kids school meals but if you can put all those things above your kids eating

No way !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday "

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids""

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

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over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids""

Priti Patel will love that slogan

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve, "

Why I offered you a genuine job

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over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?"

What do horses eat?

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over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Don't worry. The Tories will give your kids free school meals without quibbling... Oh....

Well as long as you don’t smoke drink have large dogs cars or mobile phones sure I’ll pay for your kids school meals but if you can put all those things above your kids eating

No way !"

Will inspectors check poor people are really poor enough and not just pretending to have miserable lives? The sneaky blighters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job "

Don’t want it, I will stick to my dodgy cash in hand job, no tax to pay, thanks for the offer though

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job "

At least you’ve stopped claiming benefits

If your caught you’ll have to repay the state ect

Winner winner

Brexit bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?"

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job

Don’t want it, I will stick to my dodgy cash in hand job, no tax to pay, thanks for the offer though "

What the state losses in tax is less by far then it would pay out in benefits

Winner winner

Brexit bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job

At least you’ve stopped claiming benefits

If your caught you’ll have to repay the state ect

Winner winner

Brexit bonus "

It’s great not paying tax, since all benefits have been stopped there are loads of these jobs, most are dodgy though, but hey, we have to get money from somewhere, have you filled your litter picking job ??

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed."

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x"

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job

At least you’ve stopped claiming benefits

If your caught you’ll have to repay the state ect

Winner winner

Brexit bonus

It’s great not paying tax, since all benefits have been stopped there are loads of these jobs, most are dodgy though, but hey, we have to get money from somewhere, have you filled your litter picking job ?? "

Not yet next in line please

But hey loads stopped claiming all working now for cash in hand

Ok not taxed on earnings

But not claiming

Pay vat on money they spend

All round Brexit bonus!!

Can’t get away from the tax man he taxes every penny you spend apart from food

Unless it’s got chocolate on

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over a year ago

There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout "

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money."

Your so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

Should have took the job

There not my kids

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

But the jobs in London and I live in Manchester?

Now you see that’s not what I said

Lots of local jobs

Even so if in London the living wage is higher could always see family at weekends

It’s fine if you don’t want to go

But your benefits stopp Monday

Ok, I will give it a miss, I can find some extra cash in hand work, it’s a bit dodgy but at least I don’t pay tax, I can’t let my kids starve,

Why I offered you a genuine job

At least you’ve stopped claiming benefits

If your caught you’ll have to repay the state ect

Winner winner

Brexit bonus

It’s great not paying tax, since all benefits have been stopped there are loads of these jobs, most are dodgy though, but hey, we have to get money from somewhere, have you filled your litter picking job ??

Not yet next in line please

But hey loads stopped claiming all working now for cash in hand

Ok not taxed on earnings

But not claiming

Pay vat on money they spend

All round Brexit bonus!!

Can’t get away from the tax man he taxes every penny you spend apart from food

Unless it’s got chocolate on "

It’s easy, plus because we are dodgy and run by organised crime (which has increased since people are desperate for money ) we are under cutting legitimate business and they are folding, still litter on the streets though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms "

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Your so wrong "

No I'm not. The theoretical black market is thriving.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money."

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money."

Exactly, organised crime gangs are rife, they have taken over, it’s like Russia and South America, just a shame the streets are still full of litter

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?"

Buy some condoms

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

"

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms "

Can’t afford housing, so we all live in shanty towns, it’s free, the police are to scared and under manned to go anywhere near us, it’s lawless, we don’t what we like, no council tax etc, it’s like South America, out streets are very clean, the rest of the country is a shit hole though, no litter pickers

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?"

Can you point to the cuts in child benefit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Can you point to the cuts in child benefit ?"

O dear, try and keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

"

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up."

Wrong

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up.

Wrong"

Cost have gone up on exports not inports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx"

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up.

Wrong

Cost have gone up on exports not inports "

Exports have collapsed. And costs of imports have gone up. Food shortages all the time too. Hence this black market that's thriving.

Pssst wanna buy an avocado? Fell off a lorry, but it's barely bruised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

"

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?"

It’s ok, they all work for me, no time for school as they are on the streets ‘grafting’ England is now like Brazil but without the decent weather

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

The Dutch tried to claim the cost of exporting to uk had gone up by £100 a pallet

£4000 per lorry

So English importers stopped buying

Guess what price came back down so we started buying again

Winner winner

Customer is king

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up.

Wrong

Cost have gone up on exports not inports "

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!"

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?

It’s ok, they all work for me, no time for school as they are on the streets ‘grafting’ England is now like Brazil but without the decent weather "

Dunno about that. It's not right that kids should have to work, but it's better than them being left to go hungry...

Will you give em some haribo? They love them, but they havne't been able to get them in the shops for years.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?"

No just offer him a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work"

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?

It’s ok, they all work for me, no time for school as they are on the streets ‘grafting’ England is now like Brazil but without the decent weather

Dunno about that. It's not right that kids should have to work, but it's better than them being left to go hungry...

Will you give em some haribo? They love them, but they havne't been able to get them in the shops for years."

I know, but benefits were cut because I couldn’t accept a litter picking job in London, I had to find a way to make a living, it’s illegal but I don’t pay tax and the police are to busy dealing with the crime epidemic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out "

What shit ?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!"

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?

No just offer him a job "

Don’t want it, I am doing dodgy cash in hand work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ? "

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Google

Ribby hall holiday park are green Lancashire

No thanks, when did England achieve zero unemployment?

Right now? Can't you read?

The overseers are on their way around to whip us all out to work the fields as we speak.

Ah yes, the workshy will be ‘forced’ to work in special camps,

Definitely

Interesting, who will enforce this?

You don’t need to enforce

Just get employment if turned down stop benefits

PMSL, now I know your on a wind up, you won’t catch me with my pants down

So you think if the unemployed are offered work yet they turn it down they should still be paid not to work ?

Simple yes or no

Depends what the job is, do you think that people should be forced to work, doing anything, anywhere and for any salary? Yes or no

Yes

Like in China and North Korea? nothing like it they don't get paid there take your head out of your arse welcome to the real world

That’s fine

In uk

Here’s a job

It pays a minimum wage of £8.91

40 hrs gives you £350 a week

I’d you do well you might move up the ladder no such thing as a dead end job

You don’t want it fine

No benefits for you off you go take care of yourself

What if it's a job that doesn't match your qualifications at all? What if it's on the other side of the country? What if you have to care for family members and can't afford to mmove or take tall that time out? What if the job doesn't pay enough for you to live?

So if you can live on benefits you can live on a wage

So you can’t pick litter

Don’t need any qualifications apart from get up go to work

I don’t want to pick litter, how will you force me

I won’t force you

But your benefits will be stopped as of Monday

Thank you

Have a nice life

All my benefits? But I have children to feed ?

Should have took the job

There not my kids

A new set of posters, the length and breadth of the country. A couple shrugging as imploring children hold out empty plates to them. The slogan says "They're not my kids"

Would you keep a horse if you couldn’t afford it and expect someone else to pay for it ?

But when he had his 19 children, he had a well paid job in a booming economy. It's not his fault that Brexit buggered the economy and made him unemployed.

It’s not his fault or mine

Here’s a job

19 kids would still get child benefits

With 19 kids he’d be glad of the opportunity to get out the house x

He doesn't have a house. It was reposessed after he was unable to keep up payments. They now all live in a series of tents on a local roundabout

Or tent

Seems like a good guy

At least he’s not trying to get a 6 bedroom council hose with 3 sky boxes and four bathrooms

But he needs a better job. Child benefits are nowhere near enough. The tories have been cutting them for years. And the shitty job you're trying to force him into will never make ends meet. What should he do?

Buy some condoms

They’ll meet better than not having any benefits coming in xx

But he's already got 19 kids! Buying condoms won't help him now, unless he can also find a time machine!

Will the government provide him with a time machine?

It’s ok, they all work for me, no time for school as they are on the streets ‘grafting’ England is now like Brazil but without the decent weather

Dunno about that. It's not right that kids should have to work, but it's better than them being left to go hungry...

Will you give em some haribo? They love them, but they havne't been able to get them in the shops for years.

I know, but benefits were cut because I couldn’t accept a litter picking job in London, I had to find a way to make a living, it’s illegal but I don’t pay tax and the police are to busy dealing with the crime epidemic "

That’s fine at least he’s not claiming benefits

No longer a drain on the state

He won’t be contributing to his state pension so won’t have to keep him when he’s older but with 19 kids they can take care of him

Winner winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

"

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go "

Unfortunately already got a great job

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh."

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends "

And saves on the benefits he was claiming

Winner winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends "

He doesn’t, I get everything on the black market, it’s cheaper

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over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job "

Sadly, you became unemployed after Brexit trashed the economy. The only job on offer is that job in the sewage farm. Which you still haven't said you'd take, by the way.

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over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job "

Stop moaning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends "

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then "

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que"

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que"

When does that happen, if your so happy why are you deriving pleasure from that?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman."

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

When does that happen, if your so happy why are you deriving pleasure from that? "

Hey maybe it's his personal kink. No kink shaming!

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

When does that happen, if your so happy why pleasure from that? "

Because they should fill the jobs that are now vacant due to Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings "

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings "

Don’t be silly, it’s rife, crime everywhere,corruption everywhere the police can’t cope, it’s like Mexico

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?"

Yes

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Don’t be silly, it’s rife, crime everywhere,corruption everywhere the police can’t cope, it’s like Mexico "

You watch to much tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

Yes"

OK, but it's a shit job.

No benefits and shit pay too.

Oh no! You just contracted shittermouth. You need urgent treatment to deshit your mouth. But the NHS has been fully privatised by the Tories now. You can't afford to get deshitted. What do you do?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?"

That just proves he was capable of working all along

Fact he’s looking after himself and 19 kids and not the state doing it has got to be a Brexit bonus

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

Yes

OK, but it's a shit job.

No benefits and shit pay too.

Oh no! You just contracted shittermouth. You need urgent treatment to deshit your mouth. But the NHS has been fully privatised by the Tories now. You can't afford to get deshitted. What do you do?"

Salt water every time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?

That just proves he was capable of working all along

Fact he’s looking after himself and 19 kids and not the state doing it has got to be a Brexit bonus "

But they're taking a huge amouunt from the taxman. In fact, they just went national. They've become big enough to be listed on the FTSE! However will these master criminals be brought to justice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?

That just proves he was capable of working all along

Fact he’s looking after himself and 19 kids and not the state doing it has got to be a Brexit bonus "

Crime has increased, corruption has increased, the black market has increased, tax revenue has decreased, but you are correct, i no longer get £55 a week job seekers allowance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?

That just proves he was capable of working all along

Fact he’s looking after himself and 19 kids and not the state doing it has got to be a Brexit bonus

But they're taking a huge amouunt from the taxman. In fact, they just went national. They've become big enough to be listed on the FTSE! However will these master criminals be brought to justice?"

The Pablo Escobar of Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

Yes

OK, but it's a shit job.

No benefits and shit pay too.

Oh no! You just contracted shittermouth. You need urgent treatment to deshit your mouth. But the NHS has been fully privatised by the Tories now. You can't afford to get deshitted. What do you do?

Salt water every time xx"

You bravely try saltwater. Sadly, like so much you read online, the "cure" turns out to be a lie. Your shittermouth gets far worse, leaving you with a case of doubletaint shittermouth. You need treatment or you will die very noxiously. But you can't afford it. What do you do?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

Yes

OK, but it's a shit job.

No benefits and shit pay too.

Oh no! You just contracted shittermouth. You need urgent treatment to deshit your mouth. But the NHS has been fully privatised by the Tories now. You can't afford to get deshitted. What do you do?

Salt water every time xx

You bravely try saltwater. Sadly, like so much you read online, the "cure" turns out to be a lie. Your shittermouth gets far worse, leaving you with a case of doubletaint shittermouth. You need treatment or you will die very noxiously. But you can't afford it. What do you do?"

Take out a loan to pay for urgent medical care so that I get well can carry on working caring for my 19 kids

( who are now of an age where they are working and can help with my care )

Fortunately I’ve brought them up correctly so they all chip in and I only need a small loan that can be repaid quickly once I’m back to full health

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over a year ago


"Put me in charge I’d sort this shit out

The uk population queuing up to receive benefits for not working

What shit ?

You better become a MP, then maybe a minister then maybe the PM, give it a go

Unfortunately already got a great job

Stop moaning then

I’m not moaning I quite happy even better every time a lazy basterd gets knocked of dole que

But you lost your job. You now need to pick: sewage job, yes or no?

Yes

OK, but it's a shit job.

No benefits and shit pay too.

Oh no! You just contracted shittermouth. You need urgent treatment to deshit your mouth. But the NHS has been fully privatised by the Tories now. You can't afford to get deshitted. What do you do?

Salt water every time xx

You bravely try saltwater. Sadly, like so much you read online, the "cure" turns out to be a lie. Your shittermouth gets far worse, leaving you with a case of doubletaint shittermouth. You need treatment or you will die very noxiously. But you can't afford it. What do you do?

Take out a loan to pay for urgent medical care so that I get well can carry on working caring for my 19 kids

( who are now of an age where they are working and can help with my care )

Fortunately I’ve brought them up correctly so they all chip in and I only need a small loan that can be repaid quickly once I’m back to full health

"

The other chap had 19 kids. You don't. In fact, you have none as you were always complaining about all those scroungers who had loads of kids. So it put you right off the idea of ever having kids.

You're offered a loan. But they charge a million % per annum. And your house is the collateral. Do you take the loan? Or do you die of doubletaint shittermouth?

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By *ushtaker OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"So apparently we’ve more jobs available than staff applying because of Brexit they’ve all gone home

Therefore there should be no one claiming unemployment benefits ( which the phrase in its self is wrong )

So employ a few government staff to stand at front of dole que

“ no job sir ?

Don’t be silly step this way “

Winner winner chicken dinner

All the money saved from payments to stay at home

All the tax and national insurance paid by employees and employers

Covid cost recouped !!

All sounds ok… until you realise that a vast majority of Britain’s do t want to work and have had a great career claiming free money and houses and cars. And all the people that you state “have gone back home” did us massive favours and helped us especially in the NHS!

Exactly

So now we make the lazy basterds work

But the guy with 19 kids who's living on a roundabout isn't lazy! You think he'd have managed to have 19 kids if he was lazy?!

I never said He was

But he’d still should be working harder than any of us if he’s got 19 kids to bring up

He's really trying, but the benefits have been slashed. And you only offer him jobs that pay sod all.

You know what, he's had it. He's off to work as a black marketeer.

Oh he learns this is much better. He's suddenly got cash to burn. And plenty of food. (The kids' crying from hunger was really getting annoying.) Best of all, the taxman takes none of his dosh.

Wrong again

Taxman takes a cut of everything he spends

Nuh uh. He buys and sells everything on the black market now. the taxman doesn't see a penny from him. and he teaches his kids how to do it too. Soon there are 20 of them black marketing it up. And all keeping loads of dosh from the taxman.

Wrong again

How can you buy fuel food cloths cars with out tax

Eventually it’s taxed somewhere down the line and if not they come looking

How you living without working???

Drug smuggling eventually comes to light

Off to prison

All belongings reclaimed due to illegal earnings

Nuh uh. He gets everything from the black market. And he sells everything there too. Eventually he gets enough money to buy off all the local cops. So they're never gonna arrest him. He even provides regular fish n chips to the local judge too.

How are they ever gonna get this criminal kingpin?

That just proves he was capable of working all along

Fact he’s looking after himself and 19 kids and not the state doing it has got to be a Brexit bonus

But they're taking a huge amouunt from the taxman. In fact, they just went national. They've become big enough to be listed on the FTSE! However will these master criminals be brought to justice?

The Pablo Escobar of Manchester "

See once he list on stock market they come a sniffing

But think of the money he’s put in the British economy all those people spending there I’ll gotten gains

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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago

Manchester


"There's a thriving black market now. What with Brexit jacking up prices on food and so many people being forced into jobs that pay a pittance. So the taxman is getting way less money.

Why do you think cost of food is rising?

It’s because the wage rates are rising

There are no tariffs on food coming into the uk we haven’t applied them on our side yet

Because the population was lied to by a handful of wankers about Brexit being wonderful. They then voted to leave the biggest trading bloc in the world, which was right on their doorstep. Barriers to trade arose. Mountains of red tape too. And prices went up.

Wrong

Cost have gone up on exports not inports "

Costs have gone up on both. They will rise again when we do actually abide by checks in 2022. One of the biggest ferry and trailer operators put their prices up 9% today and their reason was Brexit costs and delays along with lack of truck capacity causing congestion.

This doesn’t include customs costs . Good isn’t it.

Btw tax revenue has fallen due to bank funds moving out of the U.K. to the EU. According to EY the figure on banking is at least £11b lost to the treasury. This pales into insignificance when customs and logistics costs are calculated. Those costs are very much higher.

But lots of job vacancies so all good. Oh hang on a haulier has just told me his average driver salary is now £45k but he has trucks standing idle as he can’t find any drivers to replace his lost EU drivers.

His call to me was to start increase in rates negotiations. Those unused trucks have got to be paid for.

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