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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's traditional for an outgoing president to leave a letter in the Oval Office for the new incumbent. We now know Trump has left a letter for Biden in the resolute desk. What do we think it says?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should have left his panties

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

More importantly, did he use his special crayons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or his pacifier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he actually leave, or is he barricaded in his nuclear bunker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I WON THIS ELECTION. BY A LOT.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I WON THIS ELECTION. BY A LOT. "

This much. Bigly.

*Illustration*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

White supremacy is a mystery,

don’t forget,

My historic electoral college victory

Signed DJ Trump

(Covfefe... Bigly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I WON THIS ELECTION. BY A LOT.

This much. Bigly.

*Illustration*"

You stole my thunder!

Not very woke of you!

Bigly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

"

Probably in the desk drawer rather than the shit house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he left a bottle of ‘Trump Wine’ .. made from sour grapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

Probably in the desk drawer rather than the shit house "

Maybe in the desk drawer and the shithouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

Probably in the desk drawer rather than the shit house

Maybe in the desk drawer and the shithouse "

True and in the box with the nuclear button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing that is most depressing is that his tweets are/were official government communications, so like 40 years from now some kids are going to be like

“Four score and seven covfefes ago...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just says

See you in 4 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just says

See you in 4 years "

Is that all he’ll get for all his crimes ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Dear Mr Biden,

Sorry I was such a twit. Please forgive me,

Best regards

Donald xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Mr Biden,

Sorry I was such a twit. Please forgive me,

Best regards

Donald xxx"

You mean pardon not forgive?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

YOU KNOW I WON JOE..

SIGNED

ORANGE PANDA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just says

See you in 4 years

Is that all he’ll get for all his crimes ?"

Probably less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just says

See you in 4 years

Is that all he’ll get for all his crimes ?

Probably less "

Dammit

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Your mum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Your mum" "

She's to old for Trump

He likes them young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ?Grabed election by the pussy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


""Your mum" "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He's probably sewn prawns into the curtain hems. Oh, that would involve effort. I'll correct that.

He's probably got somebody to sew prawns into the curtain hems for him.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London


""Your mum" "

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

Probably in the desk drawer rather than the shit house

Maybe in the desk drawer and the shithouse "

Well he's full of it anyway so who'd be surprised?

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By *nertsmateMan
over a year ago

Between Trumpton and Camberwick Green

Maybe one that reaches all the way from the drawer to the shit house by way of the bunker.

I'm in no doubt that he could produce such prodigious amounts.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

The letter read !!! ''Sniff this you bastard'' along with a lock of his hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he left a bottle of ‘Trump Wine’ .. made from sour grapes."

And MAGA tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want to know if he left a great fat dump in the Whitehouse shithouse

"

No Eric got on the plane to

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Breaking news, the contents have been revealed.

Dear, sleepy Joe,

Now that you have come out of your basement, let me congratulate you on your FRAUDULENT win. You know I won it by a bigly huge landslide, the schtasis, statisht, stacisti, numbers prove it. All my evidence says so...including my friends in Detroit (I have many lovely friends, I love them all, they are very special).

I will be back in 4 years, with covfefe and the remaining 2600 miles of wall that those Mexicans will really pay for this time.

I have to go now, I have a round of golf to play in great Britain..its great, really great, it has great in its name.

Emperor Don, most upright and supreme genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like it if he just left a drawing of a massive, veiny spunking cock complete with hairy balls. It’s about what I’d expect

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

was there any mention of how trumps promised total eradication of global terrorism went?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news, the contents have been revealed.

Dear, sleepy Joe,

Now that you have come out of your basement, let me congratulate you on your FRAUDULENT win. You know I won it by a bigly huge landslide, the schtasis, statisht, stacisti, numbers prove it. All my evidence says so...including my friends in Detroit (I have many lovely friends, I love them all, they are very special).

I will be back in 4 years, with covfefe and the remaining 2600 miles of wall that those Mexicans will really pay for this time.

I have to go now, I have a round of golf to play in great Britain..its great, really great, it has great in its name.

Emperor Don, most upright and supreme genius

"

P.S Rudy agrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The letter read !!! ''Sniff this you bastard'' along with a lock of his hair."

His wig?

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

Dear Joe,

I tried to, M. A. G. A

a m u g

k e. l a

e. r l i

i i n

c b

a l

e

But it just didn't work out the way I thought it would. I actually thought I might even become the first US Emperor. I really liked how the people all bow down to little Kim Jong Un, and I'm even way taller than him. I knew you won the election on November 5th.

"Remember Remember the 5th of Nov !"

But, I was just so upset I lost to Obama's Vice President that I cried on Rudy's lap, and even threw a temper tantrum at the White House in front of all my servants. Even Milania hasn't slept with since then, and I'm getting a bad case of blue balls over it because even the strippers won't sleep with me anymore. Ted Cruz did offer to help me out, but his scruffy beard is a bit rough and he hasn't learned to keep his teeth out of the way. He tries really hard, but he's not very good at it yet. I'd much rather have Lindsey do it, hes so much better at it, he's had ALOT more practice over the last four years, but he's mad at

me right. Oh well, at least I'm headed back to MaraLago and my gardener Juan can help me out until Ivanka comes to visit.

I know I've been an asshole to everyone for more than four years, and a bunch of people died because I really didnt understand how to do the job of president, so I just played golf as much as possible so people wouldn't figure it out.

But anyway, long story short, I could sure use a pardon from you Joe.

Please, Please, Please, pardon me, because I'm really starting to get a bit scared now. I know they know I'm guilty of a bunch of stuff because William told me monday, right after I had already pardoned some more of my crooked friends that might be able to help me and my family in the future.

I've always really like you ALOT Joe, and consider you a friend, even though you still associate with that Obama guy and his family. So, since I consider you a friend, and

friends help other friends, help a buddy out by pardoning me for everything I've ever done, and it would be a really wonderful thing if you could find a way to pardon me for everything I may do in

the future too. Your BFF, love Donny.

PS. Thanking you early for pardoning me my friend. Isn't friendship a wonderful thing.

Before I forget, tell Mike Pence I'm still mad at him, but I will send back his blow up boy scout doll Eric borrowed, and the blow up Lexington Steele doll Ivanka borrowed. Oh, and tell Ted I said to practice every day with that little lifelike dildo of mine before he comes to visit me this spring. Thanks again, donny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Joe,

I tried to, M. A. G. A

a m u g

k e. l a

e. r l i

i i n

c b

a l

e

But it just didn't work out the way I thought it would. I actually thought I might even become the first US Emperor. I really liked how the people all bow down to little Kim Jong Un, and I'm even way taller than him. I knew you won the election on November 5th.

"Remember Remember the 5th of Nov !"

But, I was just so upset I lost to Obama's Vice President that I cried on Rudy's lap, and even threw a temper tantrum at the White House in front of all my servants. Even Milania hasn't slept with since then, and I'm getting a bad case of blue balls over it because even the strippers won't sleep with me anymore. Ted Cruz did offer to help me out, but his scruffy beard is a bit rough and he hasn't learned to keep his teeth out of the way. He tries really hard, but he's not very good at it yet. I'd much rather have Lindsey do it, hes so much better at it, he's had ALOT more practice over the last four years, but he's mad at

me right. Oh well, at least I'm headed back to MaraLago and my gardener Juan can help me out until Ivanka comes to visit.

I know I've been an asshole to everyone for more than four years, and a bunch of people died because I really didnt understand how to do the job of president, so I just played golf as much as possible so people wouldn't figure it out.

But anyway, long story short, I could sure use a pardon from you Joe.

Please, Please, Please, pardon me, because I'm really starting to get a bit scared now. I know they know I'm guilty of a bunch of stuff because William told me monday, right after I had already pardoned some more of my crooked friends that might be able to help me and my family in the future.

I've always really like you ALOT Joe, and consider you a friend, even though you still associate with that Obama guy and his family. So, since I consider you a friend, and

friends help other friends, help a buddy out by pardoning me for everything I've ever done, and it would be a really wonderful thing if you could find a way to pardon me for everything I may do in

the future too. Your BFF, love Donny.

PS. Thanking you early for pardoning me my friend. Isn't friendship a wonderful thing.

Before I forget, tell Mike Pence I'm still mad at him, but I will send back his blow up boy scout doll Eric borrowed, and the blow up Lexington Steele doll Ivanka borrowed. Oh, and tell Ted I said to practice every day with that little lifelike dildo of mine before he comes to visit me this spring. Thanks again, donny.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the seat warm I'll be back soon

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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

atlantisEVOLUTION Swingers Club. Stoke

He didn't leave a note - it was the map of the route to the bathroom that the Whitehouse staffers gave to him when he was first elected. The only words on the paper were 'To Flush Pull on the Chain'.

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