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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

My favourite

"Why are you calling this a Chinese virus?"

Because it came from C H I N A

Comic gold...

Any more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked it when he said Pele was better than Maradona

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I liked it when he said Pele was better than Maradona

I will get banned for this but you are a mischievous old goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump invited some nurses and the head of US nursing to the oval office during the Pandemic.

As they spoke of their ordeal and stress being at the forefront of fighting Corona.

The Donald turned and asked one of the nurses would she like one of his campaign pens and to give them out to all in attendance

But Chi... Na was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I liked it when he said Pele was better than Maradona

I will get banned for this but you are a mischievous old goat

Who me?

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day he was announced as loser in the election

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite

"Why are you calling this a Chinese virus?"

Because it came from C H I N A

Comic gold...

Any more...

To be fair when he declared Covid Kung Fu Flu I did laugh

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And when he said oranges instead of origins..

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Nuking the hurricane has to be up there, or trying to open bottled water and drink from it,the Stage ramp defeating him was hilarious all the while knowing he mocked a disabled reporter early on in 2015,,

The light and bleach comments live on TV,, comedy gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he got chased off his own golf course off angry farmers with pitch forks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he suggested injecting bleach as a cure for Covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite

"Why are you calling this a Chinese virus?"

Because it came from C H I N A

Comic gold...

Any more...

To be fair when he declared Covid Kung Fu Flu I did laugh "

Kung Flu

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

On the stage with all of the European leaders and elbowing them all out of the way to get to the front...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Every time he said, Fake News

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day he was announced as loser in the election

I loved it when the papers announced every time a recount was confirmed, "Biden has won AGAIN"

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

When the fucking idiot payed a visit to the town Paradise after the Californian wild fires and kept referring it to "Pleasure"

What an absolute bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

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By *ohnny2006Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid "

He didn't say that though ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After he recovered from Covid and the White House released that video of him getting off the choppa and entering with theatrical music playing.

Erm no Donald, you haven't just vanquished an army of killer zombies and saved everyone ya tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid

He didn't say that though ..."

Suggested research into whether coronavirus might be treated by injecting disinfectant into the body.(BBC NEWS)

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

Oh, please confirm this is a true story!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

He did not speak but clearly did not know that he should not walk in front of the Queen. but pushed in front of our Queen... and the petite lady she is, subtly managed to get herself in the right position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

Oh, please confirm this is a true story!

Very true... There's video footage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuking the hurricane has to be up there, or trying to open bottled water and drink from it,the Stage ramp defeating him was hilarious all the while knowing he mocked a disabled reporter early on in 2015,,

The light and bleach comments live on TV,, comedy gold. "

The poor medical Scientist who was just sat there when he mentioned UV light into the body and looked to her for assurance.

I swear I could read her mind, "well this is my professional career dead and my academic prestige gone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He did not speak but clearly did not know that he should not walk in front of the Queen. but pushed in front of our Queen... and the petite lady she is, subtly managed to get herself in the right position.

The look on her face as she peered round him.....!!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So funny. Flipping sat nav.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a monarchist, yet this pissed me off, how dare he insult the mother of our nation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That photo of the G7 summit where Angela Merkel is pretty angry that he wont sign a document with all the world leaders looking on, and Donald Trump looks like a toddler who doesn’t want a bath!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

When he said..

He died like a dog..

I love the metaphor but exactly do dogs die...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boasting about his high score in a basic ability test result.

Presenting covid graphs which he clearly did not understand on loose sheets of A4.

"We're better than the WORLD"!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So funny. Flipping sat nav.

The BBC news reports about it were wonderful.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

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You couldn’t make that shit up!

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By *ohnny2006Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid

He didn't say that though ...

Suggested research into whether coronavirus might be treated by injecting disinfectant into the body.(BBC NEWS)"

You should watch the clip instead of relying on a rag like the BBC. He didn't say that we should inject people with bleach.

Context matters

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid

He didn't say that though ...

Suggested research into whether coronavirus might be treated by injecting disinfectant into the body.(BBC NEWS)

You should watch the clip instead of relying on a rag like the BBC. He didn't say that we should inject people with bleach.

Context matters

Fake news

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Little Rocket Man"

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

When he said he thought his daughter was hot and he'd probably date her if she wasn't his daughter...

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The felt tip tip incident

When he said he was the most modest man ever

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Saying that bleach killed all viruses and could be used against covid

He didn't say that though ...

Suggested research into whether coronavirus might be treated by injecting disinfectant into the body.(BBC NEWS)

You should watch the clip instead of relying on a rag like the BBC. He didn't say that we should inject people with bleach.

Context matters

He asked if it was possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just grabs them by the pussy!

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

When he visited Puerto Rico a very long time after Hurricane Maria hit. They were ravaged.

He threw rolls of paper towels at the residents.

C*nt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked when they changed the weather map with a sharpie rather than admit he'd given a false warning.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I liked when they changed the weather map with a sharpie rather than admit he'd given a false warning. "

That was amazing

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

Nuking hurricanes

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Person woman man camera tv

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Person woman man camera tv"

Was that where he was repeating it?

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Yes he claimed he was the only person ever to remember the sequence I think

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Yes he claimed he was the only person ever to remember the sequence I think "

That was superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

Oh, please confirm this is a true story!

Here you go

https://youtu.be/7PkCKd4GN0k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person woman man camera tv"

This wins.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

Covfefe

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

Oh, please confirm this is a true story!

Here you go

https://youtu.be/7PkCKd4GN0k"

What. The. Actual.

Reminds me of the Governer that when asked about teaching Spanish in Texan schools replied 'if English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you see the Trump supporter the other night being interviewed?

He said:

"Donald Trump is a genius, that's what the J stands for"

Oh, please confirm this is a true story!

Here you go

https://youtu.be/7PkCKd4GN0k

What. The. Actual.

Reminds me of the Governer that when asked about teaching Spanish in Texan schools replied 'if English was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me'"

Exactly!

I love this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So many, but I think I agree. Just hilarious. But wasnt it just Rudi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeping all the forest floors to prevent fires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So many, but I think I agree. Just hilarious. But wasnt it just Rudi?

Yeah Trump was off crying and playing golf.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsD8hLJoBQk&feature=youtu.be

News report from the BBC...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So many, but I think I agree. Just hilarious. But wasnt it just Rudi?

Yeah Trump was off crying and playing golf.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsD8hLJoBQk&feature=youtu.be

News report from the BBC...

Still FAF. Especially since Rudi would have secret service protection, so they would have checked it in advance, and kept quiet. Love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So many, but I think I agree. Just hilarious. But wasnt it just Rudi?

Yeah Trump was off crying and playing golf.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsD8hLJoBQk&feature=youtu.be

News report from the BBC...

Still FAF. Especially since Rudi would have secret service protection, so they would have checked it in advance, and kept quiet. Love that. "

Yes definitely the four seasons fiasco was a classic, I'm not sure if that was the one with shoe polish running down rudi's face lol.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"they have cans of soup. Soup. And they throw the cans of soup. That’s better than a brick because you can’t throw a brick; it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?

And then, when they get caught, they say, 'No, this is soup for my family.' They’re so innocent. 'This is soup for my family.' It’s incredible.

And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup. And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police.

And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect.

And when they get caught, they say, 'No, this is just soup for my family.' And then the media says, 'This is just soup. These people are very, very innocent. They’re innocent people. These are just protesters. Isn’t it wonderful to allow protesting?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china"

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus? "

What a suprise, another brain dead question.

You should have the ? removed from your phone/pc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus?

What a suprise, another brain dead question.

You should have the ? removed from your phone/pc."

Chill Dave, is everything ok hun? I think it is only fair that the British strain gets proper recognition,

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus?

What a suprise, another brain dead question.

You should have the ? removed from your phone/pc.

Chill Dave, is everything ok hun? I think it is only fair that the British strain gets proper recognition,

It's not British...it's English

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus?

What a suprise, another brain dead question.

You should have the ? removed from your phone/pc.

Chill Dave, is everything ok hun? I think it is only fair that the British strain gets proper recognition,

Have I missed something? Everyone is referring to it as the UK or the Kent strain. Just like they are the South African or Brazil strain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is that funny?

It is the Chinese virus from china

What about the new British strain? Shall call it the British strain of the Chinese Virus?

What a suprise, another brain dead question.

You should have the ? removed from your phone/pc.

Chill Dave, is everything ok hun? I think it is only fair that the British strain gets proper recognition,

It's not British...it's English

Sorry, I will rename it the English strain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping.

So many, but I think I agree. Just hilarious. But wasnt it just Rudi?

Yeah Trump was off crying and playing golf.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsD8hLJoBQk&feature=youtu.be

News report from the BBC...

Still FAF. Especially since Rudi would have secret service protection, so they would have checked it in advance, and kept quiet. Love that. "

Good point! They did look a bit amused in the background.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

That one time when he suggested people should have light put into people’s bodies... and they should ingest bleach... oh how I laughed... the joker!!!

Wait........ hmmmmmm........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thighland

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"That one time when he suggested people should have light put into people’s bodies... and they should ingest bleach... oh how I laughed... the joker!!!

Wait........ hmmmmmm........"

I have actually had light therapy Fabio.. and on the NHS.. who would have thought...

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By *ykmwyldTV/TS
over a year ago

Belpre

I didn't know trump got chased off his golf course by farmers with pitchforks, that's absolutely great lol.

I would of payed big money just to of seen that in person ; ) .

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By *ebbie69Couple
over a year ago

milton keynes

"My favourite

"Why are you calling this a Chinese virus?"

Because it came from C H I N A

Comic gold...

Any more...

My red button is bigger than your red button

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

rocket man when talking about the north korean dude was. fav of mine and the kung flu comment made me chuckle aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't know trump got chased off his golf course by farmers with pitchforks, that's absolutely great lol.

I would of payed big money just to of seen that in person ; ) . "

That one passed me by.

Please tell me there is video.

Run piggy run.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Rocketman was pure class

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

When he tried to buy Greenland

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's sad to see him go.. a great character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's sad to see him go.. a great character"

Is he great though? He does kinda say a lot of racist, misogynist, transphobic bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's sad to see him go.. a great character"

Tom's love knows no limits dont worry you'll be able to write to the great one in prison

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