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By *uliaChris OP   Couple
over a year ago

westerham

Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, still d*unk?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming."

agreed , there in the shit

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming."

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You couldn't even make it across the atlantic

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming..

You couldn't even make it across the atlantic "

don't worry about us over here , we were crossing the Atlantic well before a single brick was laid or a road paved over there

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

If you had made that offer 4 years ago might have taken that up...

Now... I think that they will be fine.... but ask me that on Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming..

You couldn't even make it across the atlantic don't worry about us over here , we were crossing the Atlantic well before a single brick was laid or a road paved over there "

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And now you are regulated to patrolling for evil EU fishing boats.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming..

You couldn't even make it across the atlantic don't worry about us over here , we were crossing the Atlantic well before a single brick was laid or a road paved over there .

And now you are regulated to patrolling for evil EU fishing boats. "

wouldn't any sovereign country patrol and protect Thier waters ?

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Boris, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the Tea party ?

We have twisted tea now it hits harder.We will be waiting.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Hahaha brilliant ! And so bloody true .

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Sooooo by my calculations

Her majesty Queen Elizabeth II would reign over 17 countries and be the head of the table of 55 commonwealth countries

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By *rench letterCouple
over a year ago

Chorley,

Just like President Macrons new years speech Brexit is full of lies and false promises. Well said Mr Macron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming."

Having just found out Gibraltar is staying in schengen and a border down the irish sea and the Scots getting ready to leave the sinking ship I'd say "leading world power" is a tad overstated lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uliaChris OP   Couple
over a year ago

westerham

Americans don’t even have kettles, bunch of heathens. They need us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans don’t even have kettles, bunch of heathens. They need us."

We prefer coffee with jameson's or bailey. But we like sweet tea cold with ice. No kettle needed they are outdated.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled "

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle.

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By *uliaChris OP   Couple
over a year ago

westerham


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle. "

Couldn’t make this stuff up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle.

Couldn’t make this stuff up lol

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Sun tea. Good for the environment. Unfortunately it always dreary there hence your kettles.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle.

Couldn’t make this stuff up lol

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I spat my tea out haha

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle.

Couldn’t make this stuff up lol

Sun tea. Good for the environment. Unfortunately it always dreary there hence your kettles. "

we get a good amount of sunny days and gets real hot and humid in summer in summer here ,it's not like how you paint the picture honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never knew cold tea had never been boiled

Glass jar,water,tea and sunlight. We like not wasting gas on a kettle.

Couldn’t make this stuff up lol

I spat my tea out haha "

Add more sugar or honey. Don't waste it your remember what happened in 1773. Sheesh you Brits never learn.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.


"Americans don’t even have kettles, bunch of heathens. They need us.

We prefer coffee with jameson's or bailey. But we like sweet tea cold with ice. No kettle needed they are outdated."

Honestly?.. How do you boil water when you want to have a bath? Or when you want tea?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Americans don’t even have kettles, bunch of heathens. They need us.

We prefer coffee with jameson's or bailey. But we like sweet tea cold with ice. No kettle needed they are outdated.

Honestly?.. How do you boil water when you want to have a bath? Or when you want tea? "

they get a glass and put tea in it and stand it in the sunshine to boil add sugar to taste then stick it the fridge to chill , I think from I've what I've been told on here anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Americans don’t even have kettles, bunch of heathens. They need us.

We prefer coffee with jameson's or bailey. But we like sweet tea cold with ice. No kettle needed they are outdated.

Honestly?.. How do you boil water when you want to have a bath? Or when you want tea? "

Ik it's hard to comprehend with your multiple kettle obsession. They have this technology called a water heater. Take it easy breathe... Yes it's true. Put the kettles down and come out of the dark ages. Honest it's not sorcery and don't burn me at the stake.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I've got one of those water heaters too , gets the water lovely and hot and my radiators too to keep me home nice and toasty through our ever so long winters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one of those water heaters too , gets the water lovely and hot and my radiators too to keep me home nice and toasty through our ever so long winters "

Good you upgraded Next you can upgrade your chamber pots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming."

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis. "

I wouldn't worry, we voted for brexit. We can't sort our own shit out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

I wouldn't worry, we voted for brexit. We can't sort our own shit out."

Lol true and we got a new president interesting years to come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis. "

Oh I forgot please wear the Redcoats. Great for target acquisition. Hubby and I have only so much ammo Everyone hoarding it here like toilet paper there. Saves time and expense we have multiple calibers.It can be painstaking to decide between close and range ammo. I prefer range 5.56 or 308. Redcoats easily identifiable at 700 yards or 640 meters. Had to throw some metric in there so no one gets confused. Avoid civilian casualties.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

Oh I forgot please wear the Redcoats. Great for target acquisition. Hubby and I have only so much ammo Everyone hoarding it here like toilet paper there. Saves time and expense we have multiple calibers.It can be painstaking to decide between close and range ammo. I prefer range 5.56 or 308. Redcoats easily identifiable at 700 yards or 640 meters. Had to throw some metric in there so no one gets confused. Avoid civilian casualties. "

it's a pity you and hubby wasn't in Vietnam christ you would have kicked Thier 3rd world butts and the us could have won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

Oh I forgot please wear the Redcoats. Great for target acquisition. Hubby and I have only so much ammo Everyone hoarding it here like toilet paper there. Saves time and expense we have multiple calibers.It can be painstaking to decide between close and range ammo. I prefer range 5.56 or 308. Redcoats easily identifiable at 700 yards or 640 meters. Had to throw some metric in there so no one gets confused. Avoid civilian casualties. it's a pity you and hubby wasn't in Vietnam christ you would have kicked Thier 3rd world butts and the us could have won "

Kinda sad that it was all about politics and not military goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

Oh I forgot please wear the Redcoats. Great for target acquisition. Hubby and I have only so much ammo Everyone hoarding it here like toilet paper there. Saves time and expense we have multiple calibers.It can be painstaking to decide between close and range ammo. I prefer range 5.56 or 308. Redcoats easily identifiable at 700 yards or 640 meters. Had to throw some metric in there so no one gets confused. Avoid civilian casualties. it's a pity you and hubby wasn't in Vietnam christ you would have kicked Thier 3rd world butts and the us could have won

Kinda sad that it was all about politics and not military goals. "

OP was giving us Redcoats tho to correct our ways of life . Targets of opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion."

When news broke that the Falklands has been invaded by the Argentinians . Everyone rushed to find a map and then breathed a great sigh of relief that Scotland hadn’t been invaded !

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By *uliaChris OP   Couple
over a year ago

westerham


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion."

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

When news broke that the Falklands has been invaded by the Argentinians . Everyone rushed to find a map and then breathed a great sigh of relief that Scotland hadn’t been invaded ! "

I stand corrected argentina is the correct adversary. Too much apple pie moonshine. Apologies.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Now we’ve become a leading world power again let’s turn our attention to the colonies. A lot of them are struggling since we let them have a go at running themselves, none more so than America.

I think we should offer them our assistance, send a few red coats in to reinforce the message. They’re either with us or.... winter is coming.

Ok ok.... I agree we can play this out all over again. We will give you boston harbor as a beachead. That being said no nukes but instead of tea we use twisted tea.

We get to use armed civilians and our national guard units. Active duty stays out. Even odds. Queen pshhht let her play with her corgis.

Oh I forgot please wear the Redcoats. Great for target acquisition. Hubby and I have only so much ammo Everyone hoarding it here like toilet paper there. Saves time and expense we have multiple calibers.It can be painstaking to decide between close and range ammo. I prefer range 5.56 or 308. Redcoats easily identifiable at 700 yards or 640 meters. Had to throw some metric in there so no one gets confused. Avoid civilian casualties. it's a pity you and hubby wasn't in Vietnam christ you would have kicked Thier 3rd world butts and the us could have won

Kinda sad that it was all about politics and not military goals. "

yes it is sad speshly for all the bui doi who are still living a cursed life , lots fled Thier mother land once old enough too , I personally know some of them

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire."

yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth "

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake ."

we had an empire something ur nation won't ever have

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

More land mass ? You do realise Canada and Australia are part of the commonwealth they have our queen and our union jack is on lots of nations flags worldwide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More land mass ? You do realise Canada and Australia are part of the commonwealth they have our queen and our union jack is on lots of nations flags worldwide "
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Been to canada they like the french. Pretty much they have no pride twords the british crown. French / Canadian is one of their pride and joy language. So even tho it says British commonwealth.Sad to say they are a proud separate entity. So that leaves Russia number 1 landmass and the US number 2. Try and go to Quebec without speaking a little French. They are a proud of their french ancestry.Not their British Ancestry as they should be.

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By *ssexbloke72Man
over a year ago

Poplar


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake ."

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!"

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if the tables were turned and let's say us americans wanted to take UK Redcoats mainland. It be a walk in the park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if the tables were turned and let's say us americans wanted to take UK Redcoats mainland. It be a walk in the park."

I think Covid has conquered us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if the tables were turned and let's say us americans wanted to take UK Redcoats mainland. It be a walk in the park.

I think Covid has conquered us."

All in fun scenerios. Love you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if the tables were turned and let's say us americans wanted to take UK Redcoats mainland. It be a walk in the park.

I think Covid has conquered us.

All in fun scenerios. Love you all."

God Bless America

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By *uliaChris OP   Couple
over a year ago

westerham

We don’t necessarily have to use military force to take over America. There is a majesty in Royalty that you don’t get with a President.

America would love to be part of the Commonwealth, part of the Empire again.

We have already sent you the advance guard, Harry and Meghan, the heavy hitting Royals will follow soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don’t necessarily have to use military force to take over America. There is a majesty in Royalty that you don’t get with a President.

America would love to be part of the Commonwealth, part of the Empire again.

We have already sent you the advance guard, Harry and Meghan, the heavy hitting Royals will follow soon. "

That won't work. We have the Kardashians silly you.??

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"More land mass ? You do realise Canada and Australia are part of the commonwealth they have our queen and our union jack is on lots of nations flags worldwide .

Been to canada they like the french. Pretty much they have no pride twords the british crown. French / Canadian is one of their pride and joy language. So even tho it says British commonwealth.Sad to say they are a proud separate entity. So that leaves Russia number 1 landmass and the US number 2. Try and go to Quebec without speaking a little French. They are a proud of their french ancestry.Not their British Ancestry as they should be."

ohhh dear me you are getting rather silly now , I've been to Canada many many times ,I've lots of family living there , I will give you the French patronage for the Quebec area but the vast majority are very proud of Thier British heritage and Thier queen , our queen

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours."

so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham


"But if the tables were turned and let's say us americans wanted to take UK Redcoats mainland. It be a walk in the park."

I agree with you it would be a walk in the park . We wouldn’t be able to even fix our wounded soldiers up as you are about to own all the hospitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all "

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable."

sure glad you've noticed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable.sure glad you've noticed that "

served with some they are imo one of the best.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable.sure glad you've noticed that served with some they are imo one of the best. "

the military here is very highly respected by the population as I'm sure yours are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable.sure glad you've noticed that served with some they are imo one of the best. the military here is very highly respected by the population as I'm sure yours are "

Love your mind peaches. Your sarcasm and your attention to details. One of the best forumites. Cheers

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"The poor falkland islands debacle would have failed without american assets. Venezuela might have pulled that off in a spectacular fashion.

Er it was pretty decisive. We managed to accidentally lose a ship full of helicopters before the conflict which didn’t help though.

The sun never sets on the British Empire.yes we had nations in all four corners of the earth and still have 54 countries in the commonwealth

And we have 50 states, Puerto Rico and the virgin islands. More landmass resources and wonderful people. So bring the Redcoats. You have no chance of this debacle. Just stay on your little island and accept British Rule is a Fallacy. Just like our presidency mistake Enjoy your Brexit mistake .

I actually believe you lot are to busy shooting and killing each other to even notice if someone else was to invade you.!

What military on the planet has the capability to invade the US ? I'll give you all of the EU even tho you left it for brexit even with those combined arms and russian assistance. Still no chance. So you can keep stabbing one another since it's the UK weapon of choice. We will shoot one another since it's ours.so why did you drag half of Europe in to invade Iraq ? Cudnt manage it on your own , geeeez you even dragged Australia into Vietnam and still cudnt pull off a win , but ya we know we all loves y,all

We didn't drag they went willingly.Great way to test their warfare capabilities. Your Brit brothers and sisters are impeccable.sure glad you've noticed that served with some they are imo one of the best. the military here is very highly respected by the population as I'm sure yours are

Love your mind peaches. Your sarcasm and your attention to details. One of the best forumites. Cheers "

awwwww Ty I think ur very plucky and sorted and I do love our banter ! I'd certainly want you on my side

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less....."

Lmfao true.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true."

I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true. I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha "

Devgru murdered for less. Blasphemous.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true. I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha

Devgru murdered for less. Blasphemous. "

I do have a coffee machine but it was one of my lazy moments ,it weren't too bad either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true. I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha

Devgru murdered for less. Blasphemous. I do have a coffee machine but it was one of my lazy moments ,it weren't too bad either "

Not a tea drinker. Death wish coffee for us.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true. I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha

Devgru murdered for less. Blasphemous. I do have a coffee machine but it was one of my lazy moments ,it weren't too bad either

Not a tea drinker. Death wish coffee for us. "

I don't drink much tea at all but I do enjoy it , I love Jamaican blue mountain coffee but it's real expensive here , not heard of the coffee you drink , good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true. I've actually done this but I'm a coffee drinker so it was a mug of coffee hahaha

Devgru murdered for less. Blasphemous. I do have a coffee machine but it was one of my lazy moments ,it weren't too bad either

Not a tea drinker. Death wish coffee for us. I don't drink much tea at all but I do enjoy it , I love Jamaican blue mountain coffee but it's real expensive here , not heard of the coffee you drink , good ? "

High caffeine helps with my tension headaches.I love it but it not for everyone.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true."

Well the order was... water.. microwave... milk... then the teabag!

I originally thought it was an isis instructional video on how to torture a British person....

Just wrong on so many levels... that is how you would break an entire nation.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true.

Well the order was... water.. microwave... milk... then the teabag!

I originally thought it was an isis instructional video on how to torture a British person....

Just wrong on so many levels... that is how you would break an entire nation.....

"

Sun tea must drive you insane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true.

Well the order was... water.. microwave... milk... then the teabag!

I originally thought it was an isis instructional video on how to torture a British person....

Just wrong on so many levels... that is how you would break an entire nation.....

"

America is a wonderful country with amazing scenery and wonderful people. If they can just sort out a decent cup of tea....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true.

Well the order was... water.. microwave... milk... then the teabag!

I originally thought it was an isis instructional video on how to torture a British person....

Just wrong on so many levels... that is how you would break an entire nation.....

America is a wonderful country with amazing scenery and wonderful people. If they can just sort out a decent cup of tea...."

We failed as a nation tea wise. UK holds the proprietary rights to a great cuppa tea. That code is hard to crack

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

The best cup of tea I ever did drink was up in the tea plantations in Sri Lanka , china tea cup and saucer ,black with a wedge of lemon , bliss

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby


"Can we not do the “Americans and tea” memes please... I had been trying for years to rectify the matter and then I saw a ghastly southern lady on Twitter making a cup of tea by warming up the water in a microwave....

I know.... the sas have murdered for less.....

Lmfao true.

Well the order was... water.. microwave... milk... then the teabag!

I originally thought it was an isis instructional video on how to torture a British person....

Just wrong on so many levels... that is how you would break an entire nation.....

America is a wonderful country with amazing scenery and wonderful people. If they can just sort out a decent cup of tea...."

there’s only one tea Yorkshire tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one tea. Long island iced tea.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"There is only one tea. Long island iced tea. "
I've never tried iced tea , must do sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is only one tea. Long island iced tea. I've never tried iced tea , must do sometime "

Alcoholic tea it's awesome.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"There is only one tea. Long island iced tea. I've never tried iced tea , must do sometime

Alcoholic tea it's awesome."

I've had hot tea with whiskey or brandy in it

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