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The Boris Dildo

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By *bernath OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did anyone hear about this?, some company has made a Boris Johnson dildo? Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't "the Boris dildo" just what he's called in Westminster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power. "

But the Johnson dildo works too well. It actually gets the ladies pregnant.

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By *bernath OP   Couple
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power. "

Not yet, has a long recharge time.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power. "

That would be nearly funny apart from the fact that no leader of an opposition has much power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power.

That would be nearly funny apart from the fact that no leader of an opposition has much power."

Now now, the poor lad is trying to be witty. Let 'im enjoy his moment

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power.

That would be nearly funny apart from the fact that no leader of an opposition has much power.

Now now, the poor lad is trying to be witty. Let 'im enjoy his moment "

True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's also a Keir Starmer dildo, but it doesn't work - it has no power.

That would be nearly funny apart from the fact that no leader of an opposition has much power.

Now now, the poor lad is trying to be witty. Let 'im enjoy his moment "

It was quite funny though. For a Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a chimpanzee be a dildo?

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I’m not surprised. Fat and thick. He ticks all the boxes for a dildo.

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By *oxychick35Couple
over a year ago

thornaby


"I’m not surprised. Fat and thick. He ticks all the boxes for a dildo. "
are you guna buy one _exy7 lol

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