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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who clapped for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wish him speedy recovery but we had more important things to do than clapping for Boris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish him well but save my clapping for the people who put their lives and health on the line everyday for us from the cleaners to the itu nurses and doctors

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I could distinctly hear clapping in my village last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt but I wish him well, if you have it for more than 10 days it can be very seious I heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could distinctly hear clapping in my village last night. "

Last night was the official the Identify a Tory in your area event.

I heard that in some places you're never further than 6ft away from a Tory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could distinctly hear clapping in my village last night. "

There was absolutely nothing in my area, I wish him well but he doesn’t deserve applause from the nation.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I could distinctly hear clapping in my village last night.

There was absolutely nothing in my area, I wish him well but he doesn’t deserve applause from the nation. "

I’m deep inside rural Tory country.

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By *hybloke67Man
over a year ago

ROMFORD

Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

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By *coptoCouple
over a year ago

Côte d'Azur & Great Yarmouth

It's Easter, he'll come back to life after three days, and be hailed as the new Messiah.

Couldn't make it up, could ya?

Well, somebody did...

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

Before this crisis, the last public clapping Johnson did was in response to successfully blocking NHS pay rises for the same people he was applauding last week.

So, no, I wasn't clapping for fucking Boris.

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

When and why were we supposed to clap for Boris?

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"We wish him speedy recovery but we had more important things to do than clapping for Boris. "

Likewise.

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"We wish him speedy recovery but we had more important things to do than clapping for Boris.

Likewise."

Actually, even if I didn't I wouldn't clap.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved."

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Lots of people clap for those who are keeping Boris alive. That should be enough.

The fact he's ill with Covid 19 proves he isn't a special case.

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris."

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

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By *exyCouple999Couple
over a year ago

South Bucks

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

So.. Which party received more than 43.6 % then ?

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Ignorance and apathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris."

LOL, people's math on here really needs some work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Ignorance and apathy

And susceptibility to propaganda.

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

"Who clapped for him?

No. This was politics. A publicity stunt. Pretty objectionable when the party in power is demanding that people not use this crisis to score points.

News Thump summarises my position on this:

'“If you didn’t clap that means you want him to die” insist adults mistaking Boris for Tinkerbell

People who didn't clap for boris want him to die

If you didn’t applaud Boris Johnson last night then you’re basically a murderer, according to a worrying number of grown-ups today.

After a campaign to “clap for Boris Johnson” at 8pm on Tuesday night went “kind of OK” in some really, really posh neighbourhoods and few others, backers of the campaign took to social media to give everybody else a damn good telling off.

“If you don’t clap, he’ll die,” said Simon Williams, without so much as a hint of irony or satire.

“He’s a very sick man and you need to clap for him to make him better, no matter what you think of him. That’s how healing works.”

Sane person, Hayley Rice, said “Er, no.

“Let me make myself absolutely clear, I do not want Boris Johnson to die, I would much prefer him to get better, but whether or not I go outside to clap at an arbitrary hour has zero effect on that, because he’s not a fairy in a children’s story.

“He was two weeks late in putting us all into lockdown, which caused hundreds of additional deaths. If I’m two weeks late doing ANYTHING at work, I don’t get a round of applause for it – particularly if it kills someone.

“Then he went and shook hands with a bunch of people treating coronavirus patients in a typical show of bravado over common sense.

“That plus his past racism and attitude towards poor people in general means I just don’t want to stand up and applaud him. Sorry. I might go out and shout ‘You silly boy’ for a full minute.

“Again, just to be clear, THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS WANTING SOMEONE TO DIE.”

Simon Williams countered, “You want him to die? You should be ashamed of yourself.'

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Who clapped for him?

No. This was politics. A publicity stunt. Pretty objectionable when the party in power is demanding that people not use this crisis to score points.

News Thump summarises my position on this:

'“If you didn’t clap that means you want him to die” insist adults mistaking Boris for Tinkerbell

People who didn't clap for boris want him to die

If you didn’t applaud Boris Johnson last night then you’re basically a murderer, according to a worrying number of grown-ups today.

“If you don’t clap, he’ll die,” said Simon Williams, without so much as a hint of irony or satire.

“He’s a very sick man and you need to clap for him to make him better, no matter what you think of him. That’s how healing works.”

Sane person, Hayley Rice, said “Er, no.

“Then he went and shook hands with a bunch of people treating coronavirus patients in a typical show of bravado over common sense.

“That plus his past racism and attitude towards poor people in general means I just don’t want to stand up and applaud him. Sorry. I might go out and shout ‘You silly boy’ for a full minute.

“Again, just to be clear, THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS WANTING SOMEONE TO DIE.”

Simon Williams countered, “You want him to die? You should be ashamed of yourself.'"

Who is Simon William's.?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Who clapped for him?

No. This was politics. A publicity stunt. Pretty objectionable when the party in power is demanding that people not use this crisis to score points.

News Thump summarises my position on this:

'“If you didn’t clap that means you want him to die” insist adults mistaking Boris for Tinkerbell

People who didn't clap for boris want him to die

If you didn’t applaud Boris Johnson last night then you’re basically a murderer, according to a worrying number of grown-ups today.

“If you don’t clap, he’ll die,” said Simon Williams, without so much as a hint of irony or satire.

“He’s a very sick man and you need to clap for him to make him better, no matter what you think of him. That’s how healing works.”

Sane person, Hayley Rice, said “Er, no.

“Then he went and shook hands with a bunch of people treating coronavirus patients in a typical show of bravado over common sense.

“That plus his past racism and attitude towards poor people in general means I just don’t want to stand up and applaud him. Sorry. I might go out and shout ‘You silly boy’ for a full minute.

“Again, just to be clear, THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS WANTING SOMEONE TO DIE.”

Simon Williams countered, “You want him to die? You should be ashamed of yourself.'

Who is Simon William's.?"

I think it may be the same Simon Williams they talk about here: https://newsthump.com/2020/03/20/why-is-everyone-panic-buying-asks-moron-who-has-shared-photos-of-empty-shelves-and-long-shop-queues/

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Wow.

...and this is why electoral reform would help.

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By *r Average69Man
over a year ago

Thanet

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Ignorance and apathy

And susceptibility to propaganda."

I file that under ignorance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never clap for any tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Silence here

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Johnson is a psychopath - or at least a sociopath - who is unfit to sit in parliament, never mind lead the country. Bully, racist, abuser of women.

Tories have suddenly discovered the attraction of praising the NHS which they have de-funded in recent years and praising the nurses whose salary increase they voted down. Total scumbags.

But equally appalling were Blair, Brown and friends, who started the cult of the veterans - who came back from being sent into senseless wars with huge physical and psychological damage. Sent in to battle under-equipped and neglected on their return.

Do we really deserve the politicians we get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seemingly he is loved by everybody in the nation (which one is unspecified,) according to a writer in the Telegraph. Even for the Telegraph that’s a spin too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

Yeah, as above. You could call this "ignorance", but it's a specific type that believes anything they're told by the right wing press and ignores fact and information. I guess that's what I meant by "susceptible to propaganda".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

So the Tories are slightly better than ‘fucking horrific’ alternative? I think Cummings based most of his campaign strategy on that assumption

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

Depends on your point of view.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Seemingly he is loved by everybody in the nation (which one is unspecified,) according to a writer in the Telegraph. Even for the Telegraph that’s a spin too far"

I think this Is really going to be played upon.

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By *asyukMan
over a year ago

West London

"Who clapped for him?

No. This was politics. A publicity stunt. Pretty objectionable when the party in power is demanding that people not use this crisis to score points.

News Thump summarises my position on this:

'“If you didn’t clap that means you want him to die” insist adults mistaking Boris for Tinkerbell

People who didn't clap for boris want him to die

If you didn’t applaud Boris Johnson last night then you’re basically a murderer, according to a worrying number of grown-ups today.

“If you don’t clap, he’ll die,” said Simon Williams, without so much as a hint of irony or satire.

“He’s a very sick man and you need to clap for him to make him better, no matter what you think of him. That’s how healing works.”

Sane person, Hayley Rice, said “Er, no.

“Then he went and shook hands with a bunch of people treating coronavirus patients in a typical show of bravado over common sense.

“That plus his past racism and attitude towards poor people in general means I just don’t want to stand up and applaud him. Sorry. I might go out and shout ‘You silly boy’ for a full minute.

“Again, just to be clear, THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS WANTING SOMEONE TO DIE.”

Simon Williams countered, “You want him to die? You should be ashamed of yourself.'

Who is Simon William's.?"

News Thump is parody.

Simon Williams is fictional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

Or perhaps other people believe anything they are told by left wing press. I guess that's what you meant by "susceptible to propaganda".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

So the Tories are slightly better than ‘fucking horrific’ alternative? I think Cummings based most of his campaign strategy on that assumption

I think you are making up statements I didn't make, left wing propaganda again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is obviously more Conservative voters about as the General Election proved.

No, there aren't. No it didn't. The Tories got 43.6% of votes cast.

Yes it does. Yes it did. Which party got more than 43.6% ? Let me tell you. None. That's why Boris is PM. Not difficult really.

God bless Boris.

But that means 56.4% didn't vote for the Tories and last time I looked 56.4 is bigger than 43.6

Good point. I do wonder why the Conservatives won !? Let me know if you have any ideas . Lol

Because the alternative was, to put it simply, fucking horrific

Or perhaps other people believe anything they are told by left wing press. I guess that's what you meant by "susceptible to propaganda".

Nope. Just look at information and facts.

Also, not everyone who can see through propaganda is "left wing". , That's another falsehood.

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

If more people clap on a Thursday for the carers than clap on Tuesday for Boris the result is...a win for the doctors, nurses and carers. It's called first past the post!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

There is currently a crowd funder running to raise £1000 to buy Boris a pair of silver cufflinks engraved with 'Thank you'. To let him know how much we appreciate everything he's done for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is currently a crowd funder running to raise £1000 to buy Boris a pair of silver cufflinks engraved with 'Thank you'. To let him know how much we appreciate everything he's done for us!

A moron tax.

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

"If more people clap on a Thursday for the carers than clap on Tuesday for Boris the result is...a win for the doctors, nurses and carers. It's called first past the post!"

Unless the loser doesn't accept the result and calls for another rpund next week.....

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"There is currently a crowd funder running to raise £1000 to buy Boris a pair of silver cufflinks engraved with 'Thank you'. To let him know how much we appreciate everything he's done for us!

Jesus wept

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By *hite russianWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I hope this is a joke! This imbecile acted way too late and cost the lives of 1000s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is currently a crowd funder running to raise £1000 to buy Boris a pair of silver cufflinks engraved with 'Thank you'. To let him know how much we appreciate everything he's done for us!

Wtf. Imagine being stupid enough to donate to that

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