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"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!! And we appear to have lost Bru!! Silence is Golden... "He's having a wee rest  | |||
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" He's having a wee rest "A forced one? | |||
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"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!! And we appear to have lost Bru!! Silence is Golden...
He's having a wee rest "aww Spew's ass is missing him  | |||
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"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!! And we appear to have lost Bru!! Silence is Golden...
He's having a wee rest
aww Spew's ass is missing him "No it isn't, it's him who's missing my arse. | |||
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"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!! " The sun is shinning, the snow is falling... Dont even think of going to bed missy!!! You can sleep next weekend when you get your arse back home for the BBQ  | |||
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"Lmao, I'm not going to the BBQ, heard that cow Cath was going so staying at home instead "She's a very nice cow though | |||
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"Lmao, I'm not going to the BBQ, heard that cow Cath was going so staying at home instead
She's a very nice cow though "Hey! No cows! This is New Zealand, sheep country!  | |||
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"*dons fluffy sheep costume* Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive....  | |||
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"*dons fluffy sheep costume* Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive.... "*Smacks Stus ass and pings his nose* | |||
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"*dons fluffy sheep costume* Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive....
*Smacks Stus ass and pings his nose* "What? Don't tell me you're Welsh?  | |||
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"pmsl, you're all nuts. My ass is already back home for now Foe but getting kidnapped again this weekend "Would your kidnapper mind giving us their itinerary, so that us sensible ones know where to avoid? | |||
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"Morning Andy, Probably hiding - or away feeding tha sheep "My guess is they've fed the sheep and gone for a lie down after lunch | |||
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"Morning nursey
Morning Simon - did you feed the sheep ok mate? "Fed them Andy but a couple got their hind legs caught in ma wellies mate mmmmmm  | |||
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"Morning nursey
Morning Simon - did you feed the sheep ok mate?
Fed them Andy but a couple got their hind legs caught in ma wellies mate mmmmmm "I've told you to stop buying your wellies 5 sizes too big!! | |||
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"I am keeping quiet, because Rat Shit says I talk too much. "Ssssh, she might hear you and she will be a grumpier than usual cow today as she's in pain and hasn't had any sleep. Be afraid, be very afraid Spewieboy | |||
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"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable "Pmsl......  | |||
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"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable
Pmsl...... "Oi, both your arses will be getting booted at this rate!!! | |||
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"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable
Pmsl......
Oi, both your arses will be getting booted at this rate!!! " | |||
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"Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting..... OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!! "Why?????? | |||
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"Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting..... OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!!
Why?????? "Teenage possible suicide pact, the lass was the spit of my daughter. | |||
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you? "all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x | |||
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x"I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out? | |||
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x
I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?"nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets | |||
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"Morning all
Morning DM,hows you?
all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x
I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?
nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets "I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over! | |||
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" I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over!" She not wearing one.... She passed out on top of them.... | |||
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" I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over! She not wearing one.... She passed out on top of them.... "Well someone wake her up and put her in one!!! | |||
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38 is far too hot lol - careful or else you'll burn to a crisp | |||
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"Aye just ignore me DM.... In chew mode today, or at least I was till I had an early mirning brekkie visitor to give me cuddles. Really got to love love Fab friends xxx " sorry Wendy would never ignore you!! (be too scared to...Haha) Hope your well today....and cuddles are always good so have some from us (((((hugs))))) xx | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?"I'm good thanks
Tired but good | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good "shouldn't get up so early then lol | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol"Woke up with a massive head ache | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache "not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache
not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x"It has now but I'll take the hugs anyway lol | |||
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"Morning DM - you ok?
all good Ty Andy....and you?
I'm good thanks
Tired but good
shouldn't get up so early then lol
Woke up with a massive head ache "Does Stu sleep with you? | |||
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"Oi oi... Be warned, Wendy hasn't slept since Monday and is a crabby cowbag. Nurse Ratshit is taking over and is in a good mood... Free meds to all inmates and idjits. But only if you ask nicely xx "Please Nurse can I have lots! | |||
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Morning librarian welcome to the calm relaxing place we call New Zealand, grab a reclining chair, join us and kick back | |||
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"Andy, the bitch knows me and she ain't called bitch for nowt.. She is worse than my other selves!! "Well, all I can say is she needs to go ogle the boy next door then have a lie down | |||
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"Andy, the bitch knows me and she ain't called bitch for nowt.. She is worse than my other selves!!
Well, all I can say is she needs to go ogle the boy next door then have a lie down "The boy next door is nearly eighty!
I'm not ogling him - can you imagine what an eighty year old ballsack looks like
But I am having a lie down. Far too early for anything else. Except meds... | |||
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"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx" So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him? | |||
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"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him? "He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao | |||
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"Morning mids "Morning Andy, how's ur day going? | |||
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going? "Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol | |||
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"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?
He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao "Can I molest him then? | |||
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"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?
He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao
Can I molest him then? "If you can get up here AND get past the nurse gawping at him then he's all yours | |||
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol "Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today | |||
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol
Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today "nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!! | |||
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"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?
He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao
Can I molest him then?
If you can get up here AND get past the nurse gawping at him then he's all yours "She can gawp all she likes, I'm not shy | |||
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"Morning mids
Morning Andy, how's ur day going?
Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol
Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today
nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!!"ha ha, he'll no have time, and no bread for the toast | |||
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"Morning you lot....im really tired today..not like me "Morning DM. that's not good - go have a lie down | |||
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