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"Morning fuzzball. Don't work too hard today. Kettle's on, contemplating full "grill" up... " I'm gonna miss brekkie this morning nursey as I'm off to the other side of Stirling Maybe tomorrow | |||
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"Sorry Fuz. One day offer only... " Not even if I bring strawberries for your brekkie???? Lol | |||
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"Morning mids - no toast today?? " Morning Andy....no time for toast today hun....gotta tackle the m8 to work | |||
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"Morning mids - no toast today?? Morning Andy....no time for toast today hun....gotta tackle the m8 to work " Safe journey mids | |||
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"Morning all. Have a lovely day " Morning roxy | |||
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"Morning mids - no toast today?? Morning Andy....no time for toast today hun....gotta tackle the m8 to work Safe journey mids " ty andy, as long as bru no on road flashing his arse oot window pmsl | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao " Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window " | |||
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"Aw feck.... Can feel the 12sickie coming on......seriously Kunty, you are a biatchy!!!!!!!! x " | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window " excuse me have I offended moi somewere along the line | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window excuse me have I offended moi somewere along the line " I don't know bru - have you offended yourself???? | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window excuse me have I offended moi somewere along the line " Only you could offend yourself! (Moi is French for ME!) | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window excuse me have I offended moi somewere along the line I don't know bru - have you offended yourself???? " Pmsl too funny bru. Andy u better explain | |||
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"Oh who are you 2 kidding???? You'd love bru to moon the pair of you lmao Be difficult to know if it was his head or arse out the window excuse me have I offended moi somewere along the line I don't know bru - have you offended yourself???? Pmsl too funny bru. Andy u better explain " Stu did lol | |||
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"Sorry for the faux pax. Seriously have I offended some peeps in here. Can you please Enlighten me cos I dont wot I have done???? " No you haven't you numpty Not unless you've been mooning out if the van window on the m8 lmao | |||
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"Sorry for the faux pax. Seriously have I offended some peeps in here. Can you please Enlighten me cos I dont wot I have done???? " Not done anything sweetie, just pulling yer plonker | |||
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"Makes me think of the song 'Blue moon' 'Bru moon' " That's racist, just because he likes pandas doesn't mean he is Chinese! | |||
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"Sorry for the faux pax. Seriously have I offended some peeps in here. Can you please Enlighten me cos I dont wot I have done???? Not done anything sweetie, just pulling yer plonker " I'm not pulling his plonker UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!! | |||
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"Makes me think of the song 'Blue moon' 'Bru moon' That's racist, just because he likes pandas doesn't mean he is Chinese! " I'm not racist......I take the piss out of you all equally. I'm an equal opportunities piss taker | |||
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"Bru Moon You saw me standing arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru Moon You know just what I was there for You heard me saying a playel for Someone I leally could care for And then there suddenly appealed befole me The onry one my alms wirr hold I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked to the Moon it turned to gord Bru Moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own And then there suddenly appealed befole me The only one my alms will ever hord I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked the Moon had turned to gord Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own " I love it! | |||
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"Bru Moon You saw me standing arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru Moon You know just what I was there for You heard me saying a playel for Someone I leally could care for And then there suddenly appealed befole me The onry one my alms wirr hold I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked to the Moon it turned to gord Bru Moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own And then there suddenly appealed befole me The only one my alms will ever hord I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked the Moon had turned to gord Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own I love it! " Yep, funny...and now Stu's on the naughty step. Make sure you all pay him a visit and say 'Herro' | |||
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"Bru Moon You saw me standing arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru Moon You know just what I was there for You heard me saying a playel for Someone I leally could care for And then there suddenly appealed befole me The onry one my alms wirr hold I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked to the Moon it turned to gord Bru Moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own And then there suddenly appealed befole me The only one my alms will ever hord I heard somebody whisper prease adole me And when I rooked the Moon had turned to gord Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own Bru moon Now I'm no ronger arone Without a dleam in my heart Without a rove of my own I love it! Yep, funny...and now Stu's on the naughty step. Make sure you all pay him a visit and say 'Herro' " I take it you mean like the Rioner Litchie song "Herro, is it me you rooking fo'?" | |||
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