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"You buggers all at CJ's?" Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city. Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss  | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's? Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city. Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss "Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?  | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's? Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city. Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss
Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then? "Pmsl.....and who's my carer??? | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's? Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city. Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss
Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?
Pmsl.....and who's my carer??? "The wumman with the medicine keys? | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's? Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city. Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss
Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?
Pmsl.....and who's my carer???
The wumman with the medicine keys? "Feck, thats a scary thought.....Nurse Rat Shit as my carer  | |||
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"Mmmm ever get that feeling your being ignored hellooo" Sorry Bru.....how could anyone ignore you
I'm just in shock at stu suggesting rat shits my carer!! | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx" Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?  | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust? "Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb | |||
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"Evening, latecomers! Do you have a note from your parents for missing the soshul?" Nope, I was making a fashionably late entrance  | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb "Wow... You HAVE been raiding the meds tonight! | |||
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"Evening, latecomers! Do you have a note from your parents for missing the soshul? Nope, I was making a fashionably late entrance "There will be detention for that!  | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb
Wow... You HAVE been raiding the meds tonight! "  | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb "Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day. When you coming back chick?? | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb
Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.
When you coming back chick?? "What are you doing with him in your mouth? | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb
Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.
When you coming back chick?? "Still laughing about it. Told you I would get it in the forums somehow
I'll come back whenever you want (EU clothes mountain permitting, lol) | |||
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"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!! Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?
Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb
Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.
When you coming back chick??
What are you doing with him in your mouth? " | |||
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"There isn't a jealous smiley.... "aww poor wee diddums, I've also had Irn Bru in my mouth today | |||
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done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much?? | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much?? "These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....  | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much?? "Not a single thing DM | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??
These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths.... " | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??
These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....
"Mine was diet | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??
These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths.... "aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??
These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....
aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry "Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me! I think they just wanted to look up his dress.... | |||
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" aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry
Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me!
I think they just wanted to look up his dress.... "oh!! I hope they took pics | |||
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"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??
These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....
aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry
Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me!
I think they just wanted to look up his dress.... "He had on my knickers!! | |||
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" He had on my knickers!! "Who did they fit better? | |||
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" He had on my knickers!!
Who did they fit better?"They were on his heid | |||
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" He had on my knickers!!
Who did they fit better?They were on his heid
"that sounds about right for bru ...lol | |||
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" He had on my knickers!!
Who did they fit better?They were on his heid
that sounds about right for bru ...lol"Yes, but was that with or without his bob the builder hat on? | |||
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"Right, you've all got mouthfuls of Bru again, so I'm off to bed to dream about Holly Willoughbooby's chest from the Voice tonight.... Oh, and once again, Ratshit missed my meds.... "That's cos Ratshit scoffed them all and is off her face  | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's?" Yeah....But im back now | |||
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"You buggers all at CJ's? Yeah....But im back now "Is one suffering? | |||
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 At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later.. | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later.."Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet "Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!  | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship! "Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? ) | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? ) "Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! "Sorry, how about this - Aww stu. (Is that better? Lmao) | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! "You're spending too much time with Rat Shit... | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit... "They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...
They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol " | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...
They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol
"They'd probably sooner be spanking each other! | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...
They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol
They'd probably sooner be spanking each other! "you wish | |||
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" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..
Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet
Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!
Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )
Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...
They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol
They'd probably sooner be spanking each other!
you wish "I do indeed! | |||
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"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv thinking in heading into my kip" Already in mine! | |||
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"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv thinking in heading into my kip Already in mine!" Budge over then | |||
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"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv thinking in heading into my kip Already in mine! Budge over then "As long as there's no nonsense until the Antiques Roadshow is finished.... | |||
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