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By *ikkiB OP   Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ive been shipped to New Zealand. Now where do I find myself a Hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres loads of sheep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there last year head to taupo and to the welsh bar! Best steak and free drink

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Theres loads of sheep!! "

More sheep than people, or hobbits!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well, I've been called a hobbit

Welcome to New Zealand nikki

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

I like it in NZ.....more intellectual chat....fuck I didn't think i could spell intellectual

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I like it in NZ.....more intellectual chat....fuck I didn't think i could spell intellectual "

It's the only time autocorrect worked

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy "

Sharesies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the smart ones are here

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

Sharesies? "

u have it....I've got a donut here

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here "

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

Sharesies?

u have it....I've got a donut here "

Donut?donut? What donut???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes "

well you not met me yet am the smart one how you doiiinnn

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes "

Are you the female of Bru's species?

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

Sharesies?

u have it....I've got a donut here

Donut?donut? What donut??? "

a sugar donut

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species? "

Don't insult the poor lady

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

Sharesies?

u have it....I've got a donut here

Donut?donut? What donut???

a sugar donut "

Jam? Or ring?

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"lol andy.....here's a jaffa cake...enjoy

Sharesies?

u have it....I've got a donut here

Donut?donut? What donut???

a sugar donut

Jam? Or ring? "

Ring of course

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady "

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady "

I may well be ....I can be very cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady "

oi chunky

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!"

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady oi chunky"

Chunky???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen "

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats "

white coats....think i have a twitch

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats "

Who is chunky?

And you two forget the white coats, this is my study!

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats

Who is chunky?

And you two forget the white coats, this is my study! "

surely they can assist u stu.....or is it a one-man job this study

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats

Who is chunky?

And you two forget the white coats, this is my study!

surely they can assist u stu.....or is it a one-man job this study "

I know one of them at least isn't qualified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 cooks me thinks

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats

Who is chunky?

And you two forget the white coats, this is my study!

surely they can assist u stu.....or is it a one-man job this study "

Definitely a 3 man job I reckon

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"All the smart ones are here

u've no met me bru.....am anything but smart lol....smart mouth maybes

Are you the female of Bru's species?

Don't insult the poor lady

I ask out of scientific curiosity!

No had any scientific proof done on me....but i'm a willing specimen

Quick bru, lets get the orderlys white coats

Who is chunky?

And you two forget the white coats, this is my study!

surely they can assist u stu.....or is it a one-man job this study

Definitely a 3 man job I reckon "

mmmf....think i have developed a stutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol "

I saw you numpty

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol "

hot dog would have been easier

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

I saw you numpty "

oi...what u doing crossing the water

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

hot dog would have been easier "

Only if it was a mini one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

I saw you numpty

oi...what u doing crossing the water "

Gollom comes from here

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

I saw you numpty

oi...what u doing crossing the water

Gollom comes from here "

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

hot dog would have been easier

Only if it was a mini one "

jeez...bru's away tae find a butcher's still open for a pun o mince

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

hot dog would have been easier

Only if it was a mini one

jeez...bru's away tae find a butcher's still open for a pun o mince "

Wait til he posts the pic lmao

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

hot dog would have been easier

Only if it was a mini one

jeez...bru's away tae find a butcher's still open for a pun o mince

Wait til he posts the pic lmao "

oh god.....carnage!!!! pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just to of subject and warn the guys in NZ I have to produce a pic of a hamburger from my genitals, kinda got masel into this thing in Scotland thread lol

hot dog would have been easier

Only if it was a mini one

jeez...bru's away tae find a butcher's still open for a pun o mince

Wait til he posts the pic lmao

oh god.....carnage!!!! pmsl "

Nearly as good as the mini ck bottle pmsfl

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

He'll be in the meat aisle in Morrisons buying wee willie winkies....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"He'll be in the meat aisle in Morrisons buying wee willie winkies.... "

Funny, he's usually in the veg aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'll be in the meat aisle in Morrisons buying wee willie winkies.... "

That mans a worry

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian


"He'll be in the meat aisle in Morrisons buying wee willie winkies....

That mans a worry "

we're safe...challenge failed

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"He'll be in the meat aisle in Morrisons buying wee willie winkies....

Funny, he's usually in the veg aisle "

This is a crisis situation. He needs something bigger than his own willy!

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