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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Stop cheering in Livingston!

I will probably get a ban for the Tops & Bottoms thread back in the old country, so if I am quiet for a bit, you'll know why.

And no cheering in Dundee either!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said "

Pmsl

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said "

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said "

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

"

After me giving you a private cuddle too, Kunty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

After me giving you a private cuddle too, Kunty! "

Awwwww c'mere, rest your head on ma breasticles

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

After me giving you a private cuddle too, Kunty!

Awwwww c'mere, rest your head on ma breasticles "

That's better.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit! "

Surely you mean the Don't Care Commission

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit!

Surely you mean the Don't Care Commission "

Exactly! I'll just grass you to the Evening News instead!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit!

Surely you mean the Don't Care Commission

Exactly! I'll just grass you to the Evening News instead! "

you go for it SpewM

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit!

Surely you mean the Don't Care Commission

Exactly! I'll just grass you to the Evening News instead!

you go for it SpewM "

Jeez... what do you have to do to get Ratshit to sedate you. And then take advantage of you....?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hip Hip HOORAY, Hip Hip HOORAY!!

Most sensible thing you have ever said

I'm going to the Care Commission about you, Ratshit!

Surely you mean the Don't Care Commission

Exactly! I'll just grass you to the Evening News instead!

you go for it SpewM

Jeez... what do you have to do to get Ratshit to sedate you. And then take advantage of you....? "

I've heard that asking nicely and buying her favourite flowers works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

miss a few the night lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Well, still not banned, but in my experience, my bans usually happen at lunchtime.....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

We all know you can't shut up stu

And I don't think you've been bad enough for naughty step

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"We all know you can't shut up stu

And I don't think you've been bad enough for naughty step "

I wouldn't be so sure after the last few weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoo hooooooo he never said no cheering in paisley whoooo hooooooo yeeeesssss

The man with ass has been silenced lol

A lurves ye really stu

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Whoo hooooooo he never said no cheering in paisley whoooo hooooooo yeeeesssss

The man with ass has been silenced lol

A lurves ye really stu "

Are you jealous of my Ass, Bru?

Still, here, obviously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol "

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) "

backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol "

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! "

pmsl

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! pmsl "

I take it my arse is safe to come out now?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! pmsl

I take it my arse is safe to come out now? "

Nope, get back under your rock, Spew

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! pmsl

I take it my arse is safe to come out now?

Nope, get back under your rock, Spew "

Wheesht, Arsey!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! pmsl

I take it my arse is safe to come out now?

Nope, get back under your rock, Spew

Wheesht, Arsey! "

That's Nurse Arseypants to you, now beggar off and shuttit!! MWAH!! xx

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Not the ass just that smooth silky looking texture it has lol

(Keeps back to the wall, and hand on his ha'penny!) backs to wall opens you up for a frontal lol

That's why the hands are on the ha'penny! pmsl

I take it my arse is safe to come out now?

Nope, get back under your rock, Spew

Wheesht, Arsey!

That's Nurse Arseypants to you, now beggar off and shuttit!! MWAH!! xx"

I hope they spell yer tattoo wrong!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nae spelling in them ya twonk. So FROFF!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Nae spelling in them ya twonk. So FROFF!!!! "

In that case I hope Kunty bumps his or her elbow at a tricky bit!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

aye, like I would have them done when she's around. I'm not that stoopid, I'm no Bru!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"aye, like I would have them done when she's around. I'm not that stoopid, I'm no Bru!!!! "

Where is Gollum? Is he in hiding after yesterday?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"aye, like I would have them done when she's around. I'm not that stoopid, I'm no Bru!!!!

Where is Gollum? Is he in hiding after yesterday? "

No idea. He's been quite most of the da. Should we start worrying?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"aye, like I would have them done when she's around. I'm not that stoopid, I'm no Bru!!!!

Where is Gollum? Is he in hiding after yesterday?

No idea. He's been quite most of the da. Should we start worrying?"

Only if my bum doesn't draw him out of hiding, seeing as he likes it!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

We all do!! Maybe he will come back on with a single fem profile, seeing as he is into dresses

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"We all do!! Maybe he will come back on with a single fem profile, seeing as he is into dresses "

I hope you all don't! I don't want furry lusting after it next!

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