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"Will definitely be able to make this one.... looking forward to it " You are on the list It's already filling up. | |||
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"Will this be day or night xx" Hey Guys. It's all on the profile but it's from 14.00 Can you come? | |||
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"Will this be day or night xx Hey Guys. It's all on the profile but it's from 14.00 Can you come? Yeah it should be possible xx" Smashing. | |||
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"Just looked it actually says 1 on the profile xx" You’re right. The one we just had was a two start, this one is earlier because I’m off to Libs that night! T. | |||
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"Just looked it actually says 1 on the profile xx You’re right. The one we just had was a two start, this one is earlier because I’m off to Libs that night! T." Ahhhh right ok xx | |||
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"All going well we will make another appearance and hopefully stay a bit longer! xx" That would be awesome. | |||
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"All going well we will make another appearance and hopefully stay a bit longer! xx" I (Crimson) will also be able to stay for longer! Hurray! | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place!" Good evening Lick and Bicker. I'd like to attend this event. I've read the profile and will send a facepic shortly. What time does it start? Is there a dress code, what should I wear? *will there be cake? | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! Good evening Lick and Bicker. I'd like to attend this event. I've read the profile and will send a facepic shortly. What time does it start? Is there a dress code, what should I wear? *will there be cake? " I am refraining form answering in such a way that would get me a time out! T. | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place!" I should be there! | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! Good evening Lick and Bicker. I'd like to attend this event. I've read the profile and will send a facepic shortly. What time does it start? Is there a dress code, what should I wear? *will there be cake? I am refraining form answering in such a way that would get me a time out! T." Was it the cake question? | |||
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"Yes please, can we come " I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... | |||
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"Myself and my significantly more gorgeous other half would also love to attend please Though if Stingly doesn't say hello when we arrive like he should, were flouncing straight back out again!" I have strict orders not to talk to you. Apparently you're a bad influence on me. Because I'm such an obvs...... | |||
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"Myself and my significantly more gorgeous other half would also love to attend please Though if Stingly doesn't say hello when we arrive like he should, were flouncing straight back out again! I have strict orders not to talk to you. Apparently you're a bad influence on me. Because I'm such an obvs......" Are you kidding me! I was tee total before I met you | |||
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"All going well we will make another appearance and hopefully stay a bit longer! xx I (Crimson) will also be able to stay for longer! Hurray! " Yeah! | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! I should be there!" Let us know if you need any parking advice.... | |||
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"Myself and my significantly more gorgeous other half would also love to attend please Though if Stingly doesn't say hello when we arrive like he should, were flouncing straight back out again! I have strict orders not to talk to you. Apparently you're a bad influence on me. Because I'm such an obvs...... Are you kidding me! I was tee total before I met you " I'm going to stand over here so I don't get hit by the same lightning. *quickly steps away..... | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! I should be there! Let us know if you need any parking advice.... " I am NEVER taking parking advice from you again. | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! I should be there! Let us know if you need any parking advice.... I am NEVER taking parking advice from you again." We're gonna have to try harder to stop you getting away next time!! | |||
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"Can we come again please. " Wouldn’t be the same without you. | |||
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"Yes please, can we come " You’d bloody better! | |||
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"I’m sorely tempted to have a road trip at this time of year.... " Drop us a message on the profile to get yourself on the list. | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! I should be there! Let us know if you need any parking advice.... I am NEVER taking parking advice from you again. We're gonna have to try harder to stop you getting away next time!! " So now it all becomes clear | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! I should be there! Let us know if you need any parking advice.... I am NEVER taking parking advice from you again. We're gonna have to try harder to stop you getting away next time!! So now it all becomes clear " I knew we should have hidden your car keys too!! | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... " Really? You did...a great job | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... Really? You did...a great job " His cake ration is being forceably controlled. | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... Really? You did...a great job His cake ration is being forceably controlled. " Might be partly my fault. | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... Really? You did...a great job " Especially when it came to signing myself in....... *facepalm | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. " Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. " Us too, the previous two have been a lot of fun! | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. " Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... " *keep | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... *keep " You can’t blame me for the cake!! | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... *keep You can’t blame me for the cake!!" No blame aportioned. | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th?" I don't understand the concept of "caked out" | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... *keep You can’t blame me for the cake!! No blame aportioned. " I was going to say! No cake for you in that case | |||
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"29 day countdown bump. Really looking forward to this one after having to skip out early last time. Could you try not to distract me next time please? Or at the very least me away from the sodding cake...... *keep You can’t blame me for the cake!! No blame aportioned. I was going to say! No cake for you in that case " My waistline thanks you..... | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" " It does sound odd....... | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... " Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat...... | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat......" Which of you is posting before I answer....... | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place!" Can I come? I don't have any veri's.... | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat...... Which of you is posting before I answer....... " Mr of course! Though Mrs would be said provider, i wouldnt recommend you eat anything i produced!! | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat...... Which of you is posting before I answer....... Mr of course! Though Mrs would be said provider, i wouldnt recommend you eat anything i produced!! " Oh well, in that case, I'd erm, be happy to consume anything moist Mrs was providing. No offence intended old chap...... You're not quite what I'm looking for. A tad too much penis for my taste, so to speak. | |||
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"Christmas is done and NYE isn't quite upon you and you need a bit of a rest and a giggle. That's where we come in. Get your name down here to grab a place! Can I come? I don't have any veri's.... " 27 days to get yourself one or two..... | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat...... Which of you is posting before I answer....... Mr of course! Though Mrs would be said provider, i wouldnt recommend you eat anything i produced!! Oh well, in that case, I'd erm, be happy to consume anything moist Mrs was providing. No offence intended old chap...... You're not quite what I'm looking for. A tad too much penis for my taste, so to speak. " "A tad too much penis", said no woman ever | |||
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"Not sure I dare say this, even in such a liberated and accepting forum, but does anyone think we might be "caked out" by the 30th? I don't understand the concept of "caked out" It does sound odd....... Fair enough, I shall see if we can bring something warm and moist for everyone to eat...... Which of you is posting before I answer....... Mr of course! Though Mrs would be said provider, i wouldnt recommend you eat anything i produced!! Oh well, in that case, I'd erm, be happy to consume anything moist Mrs was providing. No offence intended old chap...... You're not quite what I'm looking for. A tad too much penis for my taste, so to speak. "A tad too much penis", said no woman ever " They usually tell me exactly the opposite. | |||
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"hi!!!! if you still have room for a single male I would love to come... otherwise no hard feelings. thanks Jake" Have a read of our profile Jake | |||
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"I’d love to attend again! Although I might look a bit fatter next time as I’m intending on eating continuously through out the Christmas break! " Join the club! | |||
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"I’d love to attend again! Although I might look a bit fatter next time as I’m intending on eating continuously through out the Christmas break! Join the club! " Guys might be fatter, the ladies are just curvier | |||
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"I’d love to attend again! Although I might look a bit fatter next time as I’m intending on eating continuously through out the Christmas break! Join the club! Guys might be fatter, the ladies are just curvier " Curvier ladies Mmmmm | |||
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"Can I just ask if there'll be cake? " Cocks And Kittys Everywhere I expect so! | |||
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"Can I just ask if there'll be cake? Cocks And Kittys Everywhere I expect so! " Oh goody!!!! *does little skips of joy..... | |||
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"I’d love to attend again! Although I might look a bit fatter next time as I’m intending on eating continuously through out the Christmas break! Join the club! Guys might be fatter, the ladies are just curvier " I'm just round x | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? " Of course. Message us on the profile if you would - makes it easier to keep track! | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Of course. Message us on the profile if you would - makes it easier to keep track! " Admin skills Level 1. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Of course. Message us on the profile if you would - makes it easier to keep track! Admin skills Level 1. " I try. C. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? " Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. | |||
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"Are we still welcome to this xx" You've been on the guest list since the beginning | |||
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"Are we still welcome to this xx You've been on the guest list since the beginning " Thanks xx | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake." As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. " Diabetic? | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? " Nah, fat b*stard | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Nah, fat b*stard " Well that makes 2 of us xx | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Nah, fat b*stard " | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Nah, fat b*stard Well that makes 2 of us xx" That will be all of us by the 30th! | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? " Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... " I’ve got your back, KIK sent. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. " Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... " Oh dear xx | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. " Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now! | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. " Why?????? | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now!" | |||
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"Low carb cake. " Yes, it can be done. Look up almond/coconut flour mug cakes. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now!" This was day one of taking a serious look at my shizzle. Done pretty good I think. Take stock at the weekend and get a proper plan sorted. I'm not too worried about Christmas. I don't drink or smoke anyway, and I live on my own so no party's or crap to worry about. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now! This was day one of taking a serious look at my shizzle. Done pretty good I think. Take stock at the weekend and get a proper plan sorted. I'm not too worried about Christmas. I don't drink or smoke anyway, and I live on my own so no party's or crap to worry about." Don't drink don't smoke, what do you do..... | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now! This was day one of taking a serious look at my shizzle. Done pretty good I think. Take stock at the weekend and get a proper plan sorted. I'm not too worried about Christmas. I don't drink or smoke anyway, and I live on my own so no party's or crap to worry about. Don't drink don't smoke, what do you do....." Subtle innuendo...... I'm a goody two shoes. | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now! This was day one of taking a serious look at my shizzle. Done pretty good I think. Take stock at the weekend and get a proper plan sorted. I'm not too worried about Christmas. I don't drink or smoke anyway, and I live on my own so no party's or crap to worry about. Don't drink don't smoke, what do you do..... Subtle innuendo...... I'm a goody two shoes. " Nothing subtle about you! | |||
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"This sounds like a lot of fun, I've been wanting to get to an organised social event! I'll check my availability if I'd be welcome? Officially on the list so you can't back out now and you need to save Stingly from death by cake. As of yesterday afternoon I an no longer eating cake. Or biscuits. Or chocolate. Oh woe is meeeeeeeeee. *wails uncontrollably in the corner. Diabetic? Not a great medical yesterday. Blood pressure medicated because it's too high. My age. Cholesterol too high. Overweight. 13% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years. I don't like those odds. Trial month, zero sugar unless it's in fruit and "stuff". Not in cake!!!!!! Walking too and from the station and the office each day. More disciplined in my overall diet. It's fucking chistmas FFS... I’ve got your back, KIK sent. Thanks Topsy. Much love. Zero cake. Mate, you'd be amazed how quick you can turn those figures round with a disciplined short term lifestyle makeover. It might make for a relatively quiet Xmas this time round, but you'll get to see a lot more of them in the future if you take action now! This was day one of taking a serious look at my shizzle. Done pretty good I think. Take stock at the weekend and get a proper plan sorted. I'm not too worried about Christmas. I don't drink or smoke anyway, and I live on my own so no party's or crap to worry about. Don't drink don't smoke, what do you do..... Subtle innuendo...... I'm a goody two shoes. Nothing subtle about you! " I resemble that last remark!!!! | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol" People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him!" That wouldn't have been the worst way to end the day! For me, anyway!! | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him!" This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies...." It would have been rude to leave them..... | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them....." I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? " Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available" I'm just going to stand here by the freezer section for a while if that's ok...... | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available I'm just going to stand here by the freezer section for a while if that's ok......" You'll get frostbite if you don't move soon...... | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available I'm just going to stand here by the freezer section for a while if that's ok...... You'll get frostbite if you don't move soon......" I should have moved earlier, I've got a chap on the end of it..... | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available I'm just going to stand here by the freezer section for a while if that's ok...... You'll get frostbite if you don't move soon...... I should have moved earlier, I've got a chap on the end of it....." Another fab straight outing | |||
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"Not so long ago there was a huge thread about there being no Leicester social. Wonder where all those sexies are hiding now there is one.... Answers on a postcard lol People are often quick to chirp up until what they’re asking for becomes real! True story. I saw a bloke moaning about not being verified and not getting any meets the other day. Usual advice, go to a group social. "But there aren't any" wha wha wha...... Cue everyone posting links to group socials near him...... I don't think he went to any. Charge of the cold feet brigade! It's not like were all scary in real life! Just come along and join the party! Just turn up. Chat. Laugh. Eat cake. Go home. Sorted. Just don't let Mr Goodtimes recommend a car park because otherwise you may not be going home Topsy kindly chauffered me to where my car was parked. I think she was just making sure I fucked off........ Mr Goodtimes sent me to a car park that locked up at 6pm, I think he wanted me to come home with him! This is utterly shocking news.... I wouldn't trust anyone who can shift that amount of mince pies.... It would have been rude to leave them..... I have never seen anyone actually absorb them though. It's an evolutionary thing, allows you to "eat" and talk at the same time Is that what's meant by the evolutionary food chain? I think that's more about who eats who, that's a completely different thread How do you think I eat a whole packet of jaffas in 5 minutes? I absorb them! Is it wrong that I'm just a bit aroused now? Provided you're not in Sainsburys*, you should be ok * Other supermarkets are available I'm just going to stand here by the freezer section for a while if that's ok...... You'll get frostbite if you don't move soon...... I should have moved earlier, I've got a chap on the end of it..... Another fab straight outing " I've not had an "I know you're straight but can I suck your cock" message for ages. I thought I was losing my appeal..... | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... " Was that my fault? | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... Was that my fault? " Nooooooooo. I was distracted long before you rocked up. | |||
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"Was that my fault? Nooooooooo. I was distracted long before you rocked up. " And then you went on a mission | |||
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"Was that my fault? Nooooooooo. I was distracted long before you rocked up. And then you went on a mission " But was it mission impossible or mission accomplished? | |||
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"Was that my fault? Nooooooooo. I was distracted long before you rocked up. And then you went on a mission But was it mission impossible or mission accomplished?" Mission part accomplished. If only I'd checked the tea had milk in it....... Next time I'll bring a pre prepared flask. | |||
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"Yes please, can we come I'm saying yes on behalf of our hosts. I wasn't nearly sociable enough with everyone last time. And T specifically asked me to be a meeter and greeter. I probably won't be allowed cake now...... Was that my fault? " No, he'd given up before even I'd got there! | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. " Go on then, if you must.... | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. " What kind of cake are we talking? | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. What kind of cake are we talking? " Who do you fancy? Sorrysorrysorry, WHAT do you fancy? | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must...." Mine pies? | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? " They sound explosively good!! | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? They sound explosively good!!" BOOM!!!!!!! | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? They sound explosively good!! BOOM!!!!!!!" So what did you mean to provide for us to eat, do we have to guess the missing letter? min_e pies | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? They sound explosively good!! BOOM!!!!!!! So what did you mean to provide for us to eat, do we have to guess the missing letter? min_e pies Cake hangman. Today is all about the letter "C". All the best things start with C " You know I'm not eating chocolate. | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? They sound explosively good!! BOOM!!!!!!! So what did you mean to provide for us to eat, do we have to guess the missing letter? min_e pies Cake hangman. Today is all about the letter "C". All the best things start with C You know I'm not eating chocolate. You'll have to find something else tasty then " Well I know what I quite fancy..... | |||
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"Shall I bring cake? I'll not be eating it myself obvs, but I'm happy to make a contribution. Go on then, if you must.... Mine pies? They sound explosively good!! BOOM!!!!!!! So what did you mean to provide for us to eat, do we have to guess the missing letter? min_e pies Cake hangman. Today is all about the letter "C". All the best things start with C You know I'm not eating chocolate. You'll have to find something else tasty then Well I know what I quite fancy..... " Get it on your Xmas list then! | |||
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"Morning all how's the guest list shaping up xx" Don't know. There's not been mention of cake for a few days, let alone a guest list....... | |||
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"Morning all how's the guest list shaping up xx Don't know. There's not been mention of cake for a few days, let alone a guest list....... " Lemon drizzle mmmmmmm | |||
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"Morning all how's the guest list shaping up xx Don't know. There's not been mention of cake for a few days, let alone a guest list....... " Lol what is the facination with cake xx | |||
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"Morning all how's the guest list shaping up xx Don't know. There's not been mention of cake for a few days, let alone a guest list....... Lol what is the facination with cake xx" It's the bait we use to lure in more victims....... | |||
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"Morning all how's the guest list shaping up xx Don't know. There's not been mention of cake for a few days, let alone a guest list....... Lol what is the facination with cake xx It's the bait we use to lure in more victims....... " Ah I see xx | |||
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"Well I'm looking forward to meeting you all xx" There was a large table groaning under the weight of soooo much cake last time. A couple of the men ploughed their way through it with impunity. Fat bastards! | |||
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"Well I'm looking forward to meeting you all xx There was a large table groaning under the weight of soooo much cake last time. A couple of the men ploughed their way through it with impunity. Fat bastards! " Lol xx | |||
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"Well I'm looking forward to meeting you all xx There was a large table groaning under the weight of soooo much cake last time. A couple of the men ploughed their way through it with impunity. Fat bastards! " I think you'll find that's Curvy Bastards | |||
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"Well I'm looking forward to meeting you all xx There was a large table groaning under the weight of soooo much cake last time. A couple of the men ploughed their way through it with impunity. Fat bastards! I think you'll find that's Curvy Bastards " Curvy it is! | |||
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"I was wanting to come but I'll have a house guest now and may not be able to explain " Just tell them you are meeting a friend xx | |||
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"I was wanting to come but I'll have a house guest now and may not be able to explain Just tell them you are meeting a friend xx" Or pretend we met on an online forum... | |||
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"I was wanting to come but I'll have a house guest now and may not be able to explain Just tell them you are meeting a friend xx Or pretend we met on an online forum..." Or would they expect to come too? | |||
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"I was wanting to come but I'll have a house guest now and may not be able to explain Just tell them you are meeting a friend xx" Would work | |||
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"I was wanting to come but I'll have a house guest now and may not be able to explain Just tell them you are meeting a friend xx Or pretend we met on an online forum..." Would also work | |||
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