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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x "The best of luck with that OP.  | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?" It’s a preference, I’m not racist | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. " I’m easy going with an average cock  | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I’m easy going with an average cock "I guess that's a yes then! Enjoy. | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I’m easy going with an average cock
I guess that's a yes then! Enjoy. "Beautiful Ts btw x | |||
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"Does she need to be bisexual so she can make all the arrangements for mff?" i did wonder how that was aranged crack on u got until i get to hastings train station  | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
If she's a vegetarian she won't enjoy a laugh.
Tongue firmly in cheek obvs.
I've put a bit of meat in some lovely vegetarians.
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully." How rude! You don’t even know me | |||
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"Thinks it’s his Santa list because it’s just a wish list. " It can become reality if you put in the effort | |||
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"You seem familiar OP ... " thats what i was thinking a bit | |||
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"Does she need to be bisexual so she can make all the arrangements for mff?" Women are having gang bangs, why can’t I have a little ffm | |||
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"You seem familiar OP ... " I’ve never shagged a 51 y/o dear lady | |||
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"The thirst is strong in this one yoda. Never mind he'll learn Have you tried advertising..... In the beano? " What’s beano? | |||
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"You seem familiar OP ... I’ve never shagged a 51 y/o dear lady "And you're not likely to lol, but love your attitude | |||
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"You seem familiar OP ... I’ve never shagged a 51 y/o dear lady
And you're not likely to lol, but love your attitude "I can do if I wanted to  | |||
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"Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees "Nice Ts btw | |||
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"G Luck there Make sure you don’t make the same mistake as all new guys!! Thinking posting in the forums will get you laid " Wait a minute! You are saying it doesn’t??  | |||
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"You seem familiar OP ... I’ve never shagged a 51 y/o dear lady "Good grief man .... I didn’t mean you had and if all I remembered was that there was something ‘familiar ‘ about you then it didn’t go well did it? | |||
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully. How rude! You don’t even know me "I think we all know you. | |||
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"G Luck there Make sure you don’t make the same mistake as all new guys!! Thinking posting in the forums will get you laid " it does | |||
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully. How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you."We can look forward to 24/7 of him and that other ******* | |||
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully. How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you.
We can look forward to 24/7 of him and that other *******"I guessed who this one is, Eric didn't stay away for long. Who's the other one?! | |||
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully. How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you."Who are you people? | |||
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"How’s this working out for you? Are they ramming your inbox yet?? Unlos??? "Anytime now | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist "How is being bisexual racist??? | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist??? "Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me! | |||
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully. How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you.
We can look forward to 24/7 of him and that other *******"Other? | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me! "I just don't think you understand the word "racist"  | |||
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"New guy
He's in and out like a fiddlers elbow "And how do you know about a fiddlers elbow? Lol naughty naughty! | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me! "Oh, and "she" is the cat's mother don't you know | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "Are you bisexual? | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "Of course he does he's just being a tit. | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. " I think it’s a bit of attention seeking. You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention? Usually fails. | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I think it’s a bit of attention seeking. You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention? Usually fails. "Not everybody has a vagina | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "I don't think you get the joke | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I think it’s a bit of attention seeking. You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention? Usually fails.
Not everybody has a vagina "Cool story. | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I think it’s a bit of attention seeking. You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention? Usually fails.
Not everybody has a vagina
Cool story. "It’s a fact. | |||
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”. Clearly a passion killer "I’ll check her phone first, I’m not schupid!! | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist "But would you be ok if she had brown hair? | |||
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"I think I’ll stick around and watch this descend into chaos. Anyone any biscuits ! plain one please can’t stand those ones with filling" Sure hun, i’ll stick the kettle on, what do you fancy? | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
But would you be ok if she had brown hair?"This is making my blood boil  | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
But would you be ok if she had brown hair?"Only if it didnt get mistaken for black. | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? It’s a preference, I’m not racist
But would you be ok if she had brown hair?
Only if it didnt get mistaken for black. "I love Scottish sarcasm | |||
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"I think I’ll stick around and watch this descend into chaos. Anyone any biscuits ! plain one please can’t stand those ones with filling Sure hun, i’ll stick the kettle on, what do you fancy? " I’d love an Oreo. But just the top half. I hate double acts | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 14/11/18 07:42:18]" Could’ve been funny | |||
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"I’m eating some caramel digestives right now. Yummy "I prefer chocolate chip with tea.. absolute joy! | |||
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”. Clearly a passion killer "That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there. | |||
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”. Clearly a passion killer
That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there."You could be jumping on my D if you weren’t an android user but instead she’s criticising an iPhone user
Let me tell you the difference between android and iPhone... iPhone just works. | |||
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"I’m eating some caramel digestives right now. Yummy
I prefer chocolate chip with tea.. absolute joy! "Are you sure you don't prefer a packet of jaffas or a piece of cake? | |||
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"I’m eating some caramel digestives right now. Yummy
I prefer chocolate chip with tea.. absolute joy!
Are you sure you don't prefer a packet of jaffas or a piece of cake? "I know what I like.. I’m not a woman, woman! | |||
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"Dies she have to be real as well as fit?" That’ll be nice! | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I’m easy going with an average cock "Haha .... good luck with your search... you may be waiting a while! | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I’m easy going with an average cock
Haha .... good luck with your search... you may be waiting a while!"Why are you not interested? | |||
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"The more niche your requirements the longer you'll search.. You didn't mention if the lady .Needed a pulse.. that's often sufficient for some on here "Thank you Casanova | |||
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"u sound like u are ordering a cheese burger with Russian accent damn Daniel xD " And how do you know that? Do you work for McDonalds? | |||
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"James smith is that you? "Oh yess baby.. I’m cumming | |||
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"Anyone for a banana?" Nope | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope "Oh really? Why not | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not "They give me indigestion | |||
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"Anyone for a banana?" I'm looking for a minion | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion "Only if you eat them | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them "Hmm...don't like the taste | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste "Close your eyes | |||
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. I’m easy going with an average cock "you're not getting anywhere near my average cock young man | |||
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"All you women of 25 year's old, meat eaters who also lick pussy who don't use Android phones.......... Why are you not all lined up "Forgot, you must be slim, Why not add must have 32-34 C or D cup also. | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x "Luckily, that's me out, too . Way too old, and love my Android phones . Not to mention a broken knee is a bit of an obstacle | |||
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"All you women of 25 year's old, meat eaters who also lick pussy who don't use Android phones.......... Why are you not all lined up
Forgot, you must be slim,
Why not add must have 32-34 C or D cup also. "#triggered | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes "Don't think that would work... | |||
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"Damn.... Just got an android update too.. And im a vegetarian... And an old git With no sense of humour... Am i still in with a chance? "Haha I think you are perfect | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work... "And open your mouth.. It always works | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works "Do I need my false teeth in? | |||
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"Damn.... Just got an android update too.. And im a vegetarian... And an old git With no sense of humour... Am i still in with a chance?
Haha I think you are perfect "I knew she would be the only ones who aren't perfect can't move in their casket | |||
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"Damn.... Just got an android update too.. And im a vegetarian... And an old git With no sense of humour... Am i still in with a chance? "with me ...yes Loving the long hair..and I use android | |||
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"[Insult removed by poster at 14/11/18 07:28:40] I read that! So rude! " | |||
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"James smith is that you?
Oh yess baby.. I’m cumming "I reckon you’ll be gone before they happens. Try delay spray | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls!" Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it!  | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works
Do I need my false teeth in? "Yes do whiten them | |||
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"Four whole weeks and not a single verification. I don't understand why. "Because I don’t have a vagina | |||
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"Does she need to cook and clean. Walk around the table so you don't have to move your feet. How about a certain hair colour or style. " God! You are good! | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! "you're in the bath I bet | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! "She’s easy going | |||
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"Four whole weeks and not a single verification. I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina "Not quite sure how others manage but guessing if the profile is active in four years there still may not be a single verification. | |||
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"Four whole weeks and not a single verification. I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina
Not quite sure how others manage but guessing if the profile is active in four years there still may not be a single verification.
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x "And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options. | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! you're in the bath I bet "You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy...... | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! you're in the bath I bet
You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy...... "
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options. "First serious response! Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything | |||
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"Crikey, didn't realise this is all you had to do to get a meet, bugger! knew I've being doing it all wrong. "I want more than a meet | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything "Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums. | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x "Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums. "Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister? | |||
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"u sound like u are ordering a cheese burger with Russian accent damn Daniel xD And how do you know that? Do you work for McDonalds? "no I am kick boxer but I know u sound like that the android one is hilarious tho | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums.
Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister? "No but if I did then I'd let you go first at her gangbang | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! "Careful you don't over hydrate yourself now dear -he's a fussy one and you might not be to his taste -just saying like | |||
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"u sound like u are ordering a cheese burger with Russian accent damn Daniel xD And how do you know that? Do you work for McDonalds? no I am kick boxer
but I know u sound like that
the android one is hilarious tho"Who are you? How do you know I sound like that? | |||
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"Four whole weeks and not a single verification. I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina "So you think hermaphrodites get all the ladies do you? | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums.
Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister?
No but if I did then I'd let you go first at her gangbang "Is this supposed to hurt my feelings? | |||
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"Four whole weeks and not a single verification. I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina
So you think hermaphrodites get all the ladies do you?"They don’t?? | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star "Or the floor | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?" me neither but good luck op. | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star
Or the floor"Keep your head up and keep walking.. motivational quotes | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? me neither but good luck op." Just my preference | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? me neither but good luck op. Just my preference "fair enough xx | |||
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls! Gosh, we're a lucky bunch.... I'm moist at the thought of it! you're in the bath I bet
You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy...... "I'm picturing the piranha on your labia and it's not good | |||
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"Anyone for a banana? Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works
Do I need my false teeth in?
Yes do whiten them "I'll soak them in steradent first | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? me neither but good luck op. Just my preference fair enough xx"Are you interested? | |||
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”. Clearly a passion killer
That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there.
You could be jumping on my D if you weren’t an android user but instead she’s criticising an iPhone user
Let me tell you the difference between android and iPhone... iPhone just works. "So glad I'm an android user x | |||
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? me neither but good luck op. Just my preference fair enough xx
Are you interested? "thanks but I'm not 25 slim or bisexual lol. X | |||
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"Must be around 25ish Slim Non vegan and vegetarian Enjoy a laugh Bisexual is a must No men or men in female clothes Must have a graduate degree No Android users Happy swinging x "Wait I missed the last one. How on earth do you expect to find a non-android user who isn't at least a vegetarian!? Those things go hand in hand. | |||
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