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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

"
hello

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

2/10 must try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Is D code for willy?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

Nope

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Let's see it then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

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Dentures no ta.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

D is ghetto code for ‘delicate botty’ where it hasn’t been stretched by some huge macho thrust ruining cock.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Let's see it then

Yes, it would be a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With that pic I would...i wish women looked like you..

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Oh dear!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D is ghetto code for ‘delicate botty’ where it hasn’t been stretched by some huge macho thrust ruining cock. "

As in the French ‘Derrière’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top profile OP

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"D is ghetto code for ‘delicate botty’ where it hasn’t been stretched by some huge macho thrust ruining cock. "

Oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

Dick or dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies & ladies, who would like to play with my D

Dick or dog? "

Either way its a no

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Nah

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

No no no no no!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"D is ghetto code for ‘delicate botty’ where it hasn’t been stretched by some huge macho thrust ruining cock.

Oh...

That’s what my copy of “grans lick glans” says and as Beryl and Ruby say on page 48, ‘don’t leave your dentures on the pillow when you’re doing a ‘gaff delight’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is D code for willy?"
No its for doesntknowhowitworks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Is D code for willy?"

No,duck.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"D is ghetto code for ‘delicate botty’ where it hasn’t been stretched by some huge macho thrust ruining cock.

Oh...

That’s what my copy of “grans lick glans” says and as Beryl and Ruby say on page 48, ‘don’t leave your dentures on the pillow when you’re doing a ‘gaff delight’. "

Damn! I wanted to give you all an update on page 49 but it appears to be stuck to page 50. I don’t know why. It was like it when I picked it up at Hove Train station. I was reading it this morning and didn’t I get some hard stares! Aren’t they silly? They thought I was reading it sideways!!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Not today..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in - I'm too busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much of a dark horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in - I'm too busy

Equals - I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

. Me please

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Is D code for willy?

No,duck."

Aww I like ducks. I hope he doesn't feed them bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in - I'm too busy

Equals - I can't be arsed

I thought it was an instruction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you are a sceptical lot you ladies, the OP could just be using his ‘mysterious and enigmatic’ approach to test the waters?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Top profile OP

Fanks!

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Haha

. Me please "

DM me Blondie!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

Beg your pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, won’t be too bad there’s only 137 posts left until the thread closes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha

. Me please

DM me Blondie!

Nora if you please

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I like your username

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

Beg your pardon?

Wait !!!! It will come

I’ll explain later if still in the dark bud !

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Nah, won’t be too bad there’s only 137 posts left until the thread closes

True !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn ready..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your username

I’m wondering if he’s Michael Dapaah in secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And UNLOS in 3.....2.......1.....

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Popcorn ready..

Pass it round !!

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Haha

. Me please

DM me Blondie!

Nora if you please

Fucking Nora!

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

Beg your pardon?

Wait !!!! It will come

I’ll explain later if still in the dark bud ! "

Tell us James

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"I like your username

Would you like to play with my D?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"I like your username

I’m wondering if he’s Michael Dapaah in secret

She said, take off your jacket

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

Beg your pardon?

Wait !!!! It will come

I’ll explain later if still in the dark bud !

Tell us James

Us ? I’m thinking the rest already know mate. A help number will appear at end of this thread if you or anyone you know have been affected. this

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Ooch this will only go one way !!! And will be painful.

Beg your pardon?

Wait !!!! It will come

I’ll explain later if still in the dark bud !

Tell us James

Us ? I’m thinking the rest already know mate. A help number will appear at end of this thread if you or anyone you know have been affected. this "

Does anybody know what this guy is on about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sluthunter is back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your username

Would you like to play with my D?

D for Dick

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Sluthunter is back!!!"

wasn't sluthunter a DJ from about 2008?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha

. Me please

DM me Blondie!

Nora if you please

Fucking Nora!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"I like your username

Would you like to play with my D?

D for Dick"

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Sluthunter is back!!!"

Ma Man

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"I like your username

Would you like to play with my D?

D for Dick"

You love it!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like your username

Would you like to play with my D?

D for Dick

You love it!

"
na

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Sluthunter is back!!!

Ma Man

Is that an affirmative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather stick my fingers in the toaster and turn it on!

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Does anybody know what this guy is on about?

Yes, everyone except you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"2/10 must try harder. "

That high? You're especially generous Topsy

No public pics on his profile. No info. And he's asking who wants to play with his d.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bathe regularly and I'm handy in a pub quiz...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought D was for Dee ... so there’s no woman

disappointing

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

No profile or public pics then. What does the wife think?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"I would rather stick my fingers in the toaster and turn it on!

You are taking fingering to a whole new level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Dog?

Dude, I expected better from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog?

Dude, I expected better from you

"
donkey? Didget?

Du du?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Dog?

Dude, I expected better from you

donkey? Didget?

Du du?"

Dong!! D for Dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog?

Dude, I expected better from you

donkey? Didget?

Du du?

Dong!! D for Dong

You can type dong on here its not a swear its ok ya know

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Dog?

Dude, I expected better from you

donkey? Didget?

Du du?

Dong!! D for Dong

You can type dong on here its not a swear its ok ya know

I’m new what do I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With that pic I would...i wish women looked like you.."

I like red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles brilliant

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"No profile or public pics then. What does the wife think?"

Obviously she won’t find out if there is no pic

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

If you stayed in Glasgow I would certainly chat x

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

If you stayed in Glasgow I would certainly chat x"

It’s a long way for a chat.. we can FaceTime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

If you stayed in Glasgow I would certainly chat x

It’s a long way for a chat.. we can FaceTime

You won't want to. I've got an android x

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

If you stayed in Glasgow I would certainly chat x

It’s a long way for a chat.. we can FaceTime

You won't want to. I've got an android x"

Get an iPhone you numpty! X

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Welcome back Op.

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Under the red scribble what is your face smeared with ? Marmite ?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Under the red scribble what is your face smeared with ? Marmite ?"

Black mask.. I look after my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles brilliant

Are you interested?

If you stayed in Glasgow I would certainly chat x

It’s a long way for a chat.. we can FaceTime

You won't want to. I've got an android x

Get an iPhone you numpty! X"

Never!!!!!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Is D code for willy?"

Yes he calls it his dog or douche -but can never remember when the appropriate time for either label is -it is a source of constant misery leading to furious bouts of self abuse.

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

What's the hair dye for. Surely not grey at a young and tender age.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Under the red scribble what is your face smeared with ? Marmite ?"
I think someone needs to practice putting on their lipstick

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"What's the hair dye for. Surely not grey at a young and tender age. "

This your joke?

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

[Removed by poster at 14/11/18 09:42:38]

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

You know if you get a lifetime ban, make another profile and then make it so obvious who you are, then you will just get another ban...

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"You know if you get a lifetime ban, make another profile and then make it so obvious who you are, then you will just get another ban..."

Excuse me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Eric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather stick my fingers in the toaster and turn it on!

As would i, but someones passing popcorn round so can we at least have a bit first?

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Hello Eric "

Hello Poochiepoo

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"I would rather stick my fingers in the toaster and turn it on!

As would i, but someones passing popcorn round so can we at least have a bit first?

Just like to mention that you two won’t be able to finger each other or yourselves as a matter of fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Remember the Alamo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

We dont share with big shaq

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

We dont share with big shaq"

You are on a swinging site and you don’t share

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

We dont share with big shaq

You are on a swinging site and you don’t share

We share with whomever we like, and in return likes us back. Mutual consent and respect. Just because someone is on a swinging site doesnt mean they share with everyone

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

We dont share with big shaq

You are on a swinging site and you don’t share

"
Sharing is caring

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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

"Kinda shocked the women are not lining up ready.

Oh we are... just in any direction as far away from OP as we can. And we have popcorn.

Can I have some popcorn too?

We dont share with big shaq

You are on a swinging site and you don’t share

We share with whomever we like, and in return likes us back. Mutual consent and respect. Just because someone is on a swinging site doesnt mean they share with everyone

Come one dude! It’s only popcorns

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