FabSwingers.com forum: Male Dwarf WANTED!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

Ask for details xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he need to have feelings?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

Ask for details xx

What are the details?

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I’m just going to sit back and watch this

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ll be back shortly.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I remember the last little person wanted thread.

I wonder if this one will go the same way.

Clip clop clip clop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 foot here is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Warwick Davis looking for work ?

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"Does he need to have feelings? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Warwick Davis looking for work ? "

I am not sure OP can afford him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes. Just sometimes fantasy needs to remain just that.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an unconvincing dwarf impersonator, times are hard and I could do with the money

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Posting in thread so i can find this easier when i wake up. Haha

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

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Dwarf exploitation is rife in Prague. Go there and fill your boots. Plus it's an excuse for a holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

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Dwarf exploitation is rife in Prague. Go there and fill your boots. Plus it's an excuse for a holiday."

Which is why Brexit needs to be successful, so my career my stand a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

Ask for details xx

Dwarf exploitation is rife in Prague. Go there and fill your boots. Plus it's an excuse for a holiday.

Which is why Brexit needs to be successful, so my career my stand a chance"

*may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be back shortly."

Haha, cause they’re short, brilliant!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Does he need to have feelings? "

6 out out of 7 dwarves are not happy

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I met a dwarf on here years ago... he's not on here any more.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I’m just going to sit back and watch this

LMAO

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I have Butterkist toffee popcorn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Butterkist toffee popcorn..."

Custard creams here

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By *eardsandboobsCouple
over a year ago

north of lincoln

We have stopped meeting dwarfs , we met one and all was going well in the bar till he stood next to boobs and said her hair smelt nice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a dwarf on here years ago... he's not on here any more."

Probably is, you just can’t find him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male dwarf is innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a dwarf on here years ago... he's not on here any more.

Probably is, you just can’t find him!"

Under the radar

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I have Butterkist toffee popcorn...

Custard creams here "

...jealousy is a sad thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

I could kneel down and put shoes on my knees, any good ?

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By *mynclMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I’m nearly a dwarf 5ft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

Ask for details xx

I know, it's preference. Right?

Should stick to asking for BBC. That kind of thing is more acceptable around these parts...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She’s done that.. she wants something different

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By *pontaneousladMan
over a year ago

corby

Hey hey am 5ft2 and more than happy to be your dwarf for your pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aha, a woman with low expectations........I hope she doesn't get stood up!

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By *ancguy85Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Does he need to have feelings?

6 out out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is bad I thought this related to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ads

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"It is bad I thought this related to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ads"

Username checks out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is bad I thought this related to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ads

Username checks out.

Lol you should have seen the wedding

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is bad I thought this related to Dungeons and Dragons?

Ads

Username checks out.

Lol you should have seen the wedding

Ads"

My mate is a dwarf, he works part time standing on the top of wedding cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6'5" - same as two little people. Can I apply as a group?

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"She’s done that.. she wants something different "

She’s done black men? That’s them ticked off then.

And now wants to do a dwarf? Something new? A new “thing”?

Has she done white men? Won’t need to try one of those again.

Tall men? Yep. Been there, seen it, done it.

Or is it just minority groups that she reduces to a single characteristic to be fetishised.

You never know. There might be a dwarf out there hoping to do a shallow woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The heights some people will go to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s done that.. she wants something different

She’s done black men? That’s them ticked off then.

And now wants to do a dwarf? Something new? A new “thing”?

Has she done white men? Won’t need to try one of those again.

Tall men? Yep. Been there, seen it, done it.

Or is it just minority groups that she reduces to a single characteristic to be fetishised.

You never know. There might be a dwarf out there hoping to do a shallow woman. "

Touché or touchy not sure which one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s the game of thrones fantasy thing

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

Jayne has some seriously bizarre fantasies

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"It’s the game of thrones fantasy thing

Ohhh I would have that naughty shortie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

Jayne has some seriously bizarre fantasies

Jaynes birthday was in January .. this is for another friend of ours!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

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Im 4ft but dont really call ourselfs dwarfs, but i dont mind this time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 6,6 am I just outside the height requirement?

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

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Im 4ft but dont really call ourselfs dwarfs, but i dont mind this time x"

Get back in your shoe box mini me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"We are looking for a male dwarf to help with a sexual fanasty of a friend friend!!!

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Dwarf exploitation is rife in Prague. Go there and fill your boots. Plus it's an excuse for a holiday.

Which is why Brexit needs to be successful, so my career my stand a chance"

But you might not be permitted entrance to the country, after Brexit, so surely you need it to fail, for free movement ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heya how you doing, I am a dwarf, check my profile out thanks.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Try your local theatre. 7 appearing there this Christmas lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *RandMRS BCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

It seems to me that a lot of people have an opinion of something that does not involve them. If it's not your scene don't read the forum there are plenty of other things to read on here.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Literally LOL’d my way through this thread. You folks do crack me up!

I was gonna offer at 4’11 to nip round with a strap on but since there’s being two legit little people on the thread I’m feeling like a giant!

All I could think of was the black ‘pet’ servant bloke from Versailles

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

How vile ...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Literally LOL’d my way through this thread. You folks do crack me up!

I was gonna offer at 4’11 to nip round with a strap on but since there’s being two legit little people on the thread I’m feeling like a giant!

All I could think of was the black ‘pet’ servant bloke from Versailles "

Lmao. You may be tinnie but you pack. Punch lol

But honestly is this thread for real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wanted a dwarf to fuck her.. for her birthday xx

How vile ... "

If the dwarf is happy then why not!

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By *heonixWoman
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Let's just hope she doesn't want the dragon ?? next time fml. I love fab hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's just hope she doesn't want the dragon ?? next time fml. I love fab hahaha "

No just a dwarf... xx

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By *ouis CipherMan
over a year ago

Preston

Having sex with a Chinese dwarf in an elevator.... it's fucking wong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex with a Chinese dwarf in an elevator.... it's fucking wong on so many levels

Well done on shoe horning that in!

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

On the plus side I live in the Leeds area. Also my penis has dwarf like proportions, especially in the colder wintery periods. My views are always short term and my ideas are frequently short on substance. I have a good knowledge of the fairy tale 'Snow White' and can often be regarded as Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful and Happy, although rarely at the same time.

The prospect of being around 3 feet 6 inches tall and having the opportunity to poke my nose into women's business has an ardent appeal.

On the negative side....I am not a dwarf.

Let me know if this helps.....

Waiting patiently but with low expectations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://mobile.slutload.com/video/clown-fucks-a-midget/XHJkG27E27A/

Clown fucking a dwarf - check

Adult baby - check

Hilarious and horny as fuck - big check

I hope I’ve not broken a rule posting this link to another site but the topic made me think of this.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I know seven dwarfs who may be up for it or down for it, depending on how you look at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the word dwarf was offensive....

We use little people in the states...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the word dwarf was offensive....

We use little people in the states..."

You also call a pavement a sidewalk, there you’re always learning mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a female dwarf or midget. Maybe should just describe my wish as love small ladies. Either way, so so sexy.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *haun12345Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

Would it be worth cutting my feet off to apply for this opportunity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know 7 of them, depends what you’re into?

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By *rown-eyesMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"We have stopped meeting dwarfs , we met one and all was going well in the bar till he stood next to boobs and said her hair smelt nice . "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the word dwarf was offensive....

We use little people in the states..."

As an example, In UK we call it ‘Horse riding’. But because in America you guys tend to get too adventurous and confused so they called it ‘Horse Back Riding’. lol

There are so many others too like’Wrist Watch’. Didn’t know Americans thought you wear watches Elsewhere. Unless you have a wrist sized willy.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Thete are some little people on Fab, I hope they see this thread.

You never know, it may be something that works for all parties.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Dwarfs are genetically malform ed and the word is now considered offensive by many .the correct term is now little people

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I drink and I know things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the word dwarf was offensive....

We use little people in the states...

As an example, In UK we call it ‘Horse riding’. But because in America you guys tend to get too adventurous and confused so they called it ‘Horse Back Riding’. lol

There are so many others too like’Wrist Watch’. Didn’t know Americans thought you wear watches Elsewhere. Unless you have a wrist sized willy.

I like you.... my dad is British Jamaician , he came over to London in the 50’s and finished his education... then moved to the states.

I found him very odd growing up. He called a American football field a pitch . Called a baseball pitcher a bowler... called gas petrol , called a car trunk a boot and called a truck a Lowry....

Then at the age of 12 he took me on my first trip to London.... and everyone I met sounded just like my dad... it all made sense too me... the English are all odd...

By the way the best Italian food I have ever had in my life was in a small town in Wales run by Italian immigrants at the time. I can’t remember the name of the place nor the town. But I do remember they had pictures of some famous boxer from that town all over the walls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the word dwarf was offensive....

We use little people in the states...

As an example, In UK we call it ‘Horse riding’. But because in America you guys tend to get too adventurous and confused so they called it ‘Horse Back Riding’. lol

There are so many others too like’Wrist Watch’. Didn’t know Americans thought you wear watches Elsewhere. Unless you have a wrist sized willy.

To distinguish from a pocket

watch perhaps??

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