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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"

Did you tick the dwarf off the list then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow I just knew....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking,

But now, God knows,

Anything Goes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

Did you tick the dwarf off the list then? "

Not yet , but it's good to have a few on the wish list

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

don't mention amputation.. some men are that desperate for a fuck.. they'd probably quite happily chop a foot off if it meant they we're in line for a shag..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't mention amputation.. some men are that desperate for a fuck.. they'd probably quite happily chop a foot off if it meant they we're in line for a shag.. "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Form an orderly line gents

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Nugget porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't mention amputation.. some men are that desperate for a fuck.. they'd probably quite happily chop a foot off if it meant they we're in line for a shag.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"

no, your not having that one. I predicted that one in your last look at me we are so shocking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Sabrina find ned stark attractive with his amputation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form an orderly line gents"

Or a slightly lopsided line?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

no, your not having that one. I predicted that one in your last look at me we are so shocking thread"

It was your prediction that got us to watch it , so it's you to blame for this ' look at us we are so shocking ' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does Sabrina find ned stark attractive with his amputation? "

Very much , and the dwarf

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout

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By *lfieWoman
over a year ago

South Dublin

I know a one legged lady named Eileen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a one legged lady named Eileen. "

All aboard the banter bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout "

We hope the spinal stimulation works for you , but thanks for the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be legless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

no, your not having that one. I predicted that one in your last look at me we are so shocking thread

It was your prediction that got us to watch it , so it's you to blame for this ' look at us we are so shocking ' thread "

oh well in that case, go for it

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout

We hope the spinal stimulation works for you , but thanks for the thought "

My hypothetical stump just isn't good enough I see how it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"

I wear spectacles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

no, your not having that one. I predicted that one in your last look at me we are so shocking thread

It was your prediction that got us to watch it , so it's you to blame for this ' look at us we are so shocking ' thread

oh well in that case, go for it "

Oh , and thanks for the inspiration

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout

We hope the spinal stimulation works for you , but thanks for the thought

My hypothetical stump just isn't good enough I see how it is "

Lol ... What we meant was that we genuinely hope you get better , but God forbid you don't , and you do end up with a stump , let's get it on !

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I'd have to be legless "

Was a discussion on the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show the other week about someone leaving their prosthetic leg outside of a pub. There was a debate about how you could forget such a thing and how did the guy/lady get home?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout

We hope the spinal stimulation works for you , but thanks for the thought

My hypothetical stump just isn't good enough I see how it is

Lol ... What we meant was that we genuinely hope you get better , but God forbid you don't , and you do end up with a stump , let's get it on ! "

Thought we were gonna get it on in a graveyard anyway...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does no hand count?

I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!! "

I'd need to saw your crutches down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!! "

Bloody hell , that's commitment and two off the bucket list !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd give my right arm to fuck some of these ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does no hand count?

I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire. "

Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a one legged lady named Eileen. "

Miss Dover. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does no hand count?

I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire.

Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams !"

Goals...never dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!!

Bloody hell , that's commitment and two off the bucket list !

"

We're gonna build you a sawn off swinger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does no hand count?

I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire.

Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams !

Goals...never dreams "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to be legless

Was a discussion on the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show the other week about someone leaving their prosthetic leg outside of a pub. There was a debate about how you could forget such a thing and how did the guy/lady get home? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to see an amputee, but he just loved being humiliated about it...make him grovel and drag his stump...loved the whole humiliation of it!!!

Was interesting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mite just cut my leg off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

does clipping ones toe nails count..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, someone who.likes heather mills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I considered going to an amputee escort, but it costs an arm and a leg.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I'd have to be legless

Was a discussion on the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show the other week about someone leaving their prosthetic leg outside of a pub. There was a debate about how you could forget such a thing and how did the guy/lady get home? "

I know a chap who lost his leg in a bike accident and had a full prosthetic from the top of his thigh, one weeknd he was really d*unk in a pub across the road and fell over in the doorway, unfortunately as he fell his leg got twisted and ended up pointing the wrong way, he couldn't get up and two ladies found him and phoned an ambulance because they thought he had broke his leg as his foot was pointing in the wrong direction, obviously once the ambulance arrived they realised what has happened and took him in the back of the ambulance to sort him out. I won't make a joke about being leg less but he sort of was in every sense of the word that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have to be legless

Was a discussion on the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show the other week about someone leaving their prosthetic leg outside of a pub. There was a debate about how you could forget such a thing and how did the guy/lady get home?

I know a chap who lost his leg in a bike accident and had a full prosthetic from the top of his thigh, one weeknd he was really d*unk in a pub across the road and fell over in the doorway, unfortunately as he fell his leg got twisted and ended up pointing the wrong way, he couldn't get up and two ladies found him and phoned an ambulance because they thought he had broke his leg as his foot was pointing in the wrong direction, obviously once the ambulance arrived they realised what has happened and took him in the back of the ambulance to sort him out. I won't make a joke about being leg less but he sort of was in every sense of the word that night "

so he got his leg over in an ambulance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!"

A channel 4 documentary in the making

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like the amputee elf in lord of the rings ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!

A channel 4 documentary in the making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know who posted before you open it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!"

Ah but what's next?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!

A channel 4 documentary in the making

"

Any film makers out there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"

I love your posts.

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By *p to playMan
over a year ago

swad


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"
I am a below the knee amputatee looking for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

I am a below the knee amputatee looking for fun"

Well there you go

Sorry we are over 100 miles away , but hopefully there are more like us up your way . And good luck to you , swinging is for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

No feeling well this morning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a card at the reception of the RMH Selly Oak, I'm sure your phone will be ringing off the hook!.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

I am a below the knee amputatee looking for fun

Well there you go

Sorry we are over 100 miles away , but hopefully there are more like us up your way . And good luck to you , swinging is for everyone "

What's a few 100 miles between people, you can tick this one off quicker than the dwarf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to run a karate class for amputees. All who attended the class said it was the best partial arts club in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!

Ah but what's next? "

Jake 'the Snake' Roberts turns up and says "guys, I think you might need to slow down a bit..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew "

Isn't that what it's all about ?

It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus .

As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew

Isn't that what it's all about ?

It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus .

As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good "

I'm just waiting for you to work your way round to the really perverted stuff, bald guys...

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew

Isn't that what it's all about ?

It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus .

As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good

I'm just waiting for you to work your way round to the really perverted stuff, bald guys... "

Or gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So really what you need is a one legged hermaphrodite dwarf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew

Isn't that what it's all about ?

It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus .

As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good

I'm just waiting for you to work your way round to the really perverted stuff, bald guys...

Or gingers "

The OP's not that kinky....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So really what you need is a one legged hermaphrodite dwarf? "

There must be one somewhere

And all you couples complaining you can't find a single bi female to meet - imagine how hard it is for us !

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing.

Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing.

Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one "

You really are all heart !

If only there were more with your dedication

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing.

Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one "

Have you got a twin??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing.

Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one

Have you got a twin?? "

You remember us so well

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing.

Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one

Have you got a twin??

You remember us so well "

never forgotten perverts lol when it warms up i'll bring a helmet over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew

Isn't that what it's all about ?

It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus .

As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good "

I see this post as fantasy meeting reality, end of......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list .

Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us .

Anyone else into this kind of thing ?

"

Pmsl sure I saw this video once when me and the ex were looking for weird porn! Was it quite an old video?

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