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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() Did you tick the dwarf off the list then? ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() ![]() Not yet , but it's good to have a few on the wish list ![]() | |||
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"don't mention amputation.. some men are that desperate for a fuck.. they'd probably quite happily chop a foot off if it meant they we're in line for a shag.. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"don't mention amputation.. some men are that desperate for a fuck.. they'd probably quite happily chop a foot off if it meant they we're in line for a shag.. " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() no, your not having that one. I predicted that one in your last look at me we are so shocking thread | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() It was your prediction that got us to watch it , so it's you to blame for this ' look at us we are so shocking ' thread ![]() | |||
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"Does Sabrina find ned stark attractive with his amputation? " Very much , and the dwarf ![]() | |||
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"I know a one legged lady named Eileen. " All aboard the banter bus ![]() | |||
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"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout ![]() We hope the spinal stimulation works for you , but thanks for the thought ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() ![]() oh well in that case, go for it ![]() | |||
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"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout ![]() ![]() My hypothetical stump just isn't good enough ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() I wear spectacles. | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh , and thanks for the inspiration ![]() | |||
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"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol ... What we meant was that we genuinely hope you get better , but God forbid you don't , and you do end up with a stump , let's get it on ! ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to be legless ![]() Was a discussion on the Jeremy Vine radio 2 show the other week about someone leaving their prosthetic leg outside of a pub. There was a debate about how you could forget such a thing and how did the guy/lady get home? ![]() | |||
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"If my spinal stimulation thing doesn't work I might chop my leg off. If I do, I'll give you a shout ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thought we were gonna get it on in a graveyard anyway... | |||
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"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!! ![]() I'd need to saw your crutches down | |||
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"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!! ![]() Bloody hell , that's commitment and two off the bucket list ! ![]() | |||
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"Does no hand count? I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire. " Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams ! | |||
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"I know a one legged lady named Eileen. " Miss Dover. .. ![]() | |||
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"Does no hand count? I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire. Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams !" Goals...never dreams ![]() | |||
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"I could chop both legs off then I'd be an amputee and a dwarf!! ![]() ![]() We're gonna build you a sawn off swinger ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does no hand count? I once slept with a lass with just one. She lost the other in a house fire. Yes , and once again it sickens us that you have memories and we are left with dreams ! Goals...never dreams ![]() Well said ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to be legless ![]() ![]() I know a chap who lost his leg in a bike accident and had a full prosthetic from the top of his thigh, one weeknd he was really d*unk in a pub across the road and fell over in the doorway, unfortunately as he fell his leg got twisted and ended up pointing the wrong way, he couldn't get up and two ladies found him and phoned an ambulance because they thought he had broke his leg as his foot was pointing in the wrong direction, obviously once the ambulance arrived they realised what has happened and took him in the back of the ambulance to sort him out. I won't make a joke about being leg less but he sort of was in every sense of the word that night ![]() | |||
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"I'd have to be legless ![]() ![]() ![]() so he got his leg over in an ambulance? | |||
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"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!" A channel 4 documentary in the making ![]() | |||
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"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads! A channel 4 documentary in the making ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads!" Ah but what's next? | |||
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"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads! A channel 4 documentary in the making ![]() ![]() Any film makers out there ? ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() I love your posts. ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() I am a below the knee amputatee looking for fun | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() Well there you go ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() ![]() ![]() What's a few 100 miles between people, you can tick this one off quicker than the dwarf! | |||
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"Sooooo.....if you could find an amputee dwarf, willing to dress as a nun who would fuck in a graveyard you're pretty much sorted on your last 3 threads! Ah but what's next? " Jake 'the Snake' Roberts turns up and says "guys, I think you might need to slow down a bit..." | |||
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"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew ![]() Isn't that what it's all about ? It is a genuine serious thread , but the humour is a bonus . As long as no one is laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune it's all good ![]() | |||
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"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew ![]() ![]() I'm just waiting for you to work your way round to the really perverted stuff, bald guys... ![]() | |||
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"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew ![]() ![]() ![]() Or gingers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The OP's not that kinky.... ![]() | |||
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"So really what you need is a one legged hermaphrodite dwarf? " There must be one somewhere ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing. Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one ![]() ![]() You really are all heart ! If only there were more with your dedication ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing. Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one ![]() ![]() Have you got a twin?? ![]() | |||
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"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing. Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one ![]() ![]() ![]() You remember us so well ![]() | |||
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"I forgot about the nun thing. And the hermaphrodite thing. Ok so I'll lose a leg, chop the other one off out of dedication, become a nun, wear a life like strap on, and fuck you in a graveyard. Amputee, dwarf, nun, hermaphrodite and graveyard all in one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() never forgotten perverts lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"love this thread - chuckling over my morning brew ![]() ![]() I see this post as fantasy meeting reality, end of...... | |||
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"So we watched some amputee porn recently , and in one scene , a lovely young lady with her foot and ankle amputated , was fucking another woman with her ' stump ' . Fuck me it was horny , so there's a new addition to our bucket list . Any amputees looking to meet us , feel free to inbox us . Anyone else into this kind of thing ? ![]() Pmsl sure I saw this video once when me and the ex were looking for weird porn! Was it quite an old video? | |||
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