FabSwingers.com forum: Meeting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Basically I just want a female to come and suck me off and then go, don't care how blunt I sound, that's all I want, at least I'm being honest, get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you provide cake?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus fare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight to the point I guess but good luck there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, your honesty is refreshing....you may also save yourself a lot of time wasted on here now, i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it if you give me cake i will suck you off!!

Well it is cake

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any other stipulations like teeth out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit or swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave .. "

Winner

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do you provide cake? "

No cake mentioned in the OP. Just suck n go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes, your honesty is refreshing....you may also save yourself a lot of time wasted on here now, i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this...."

Why?

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Basically I just want a female to come and suck me off and then go, don't care how blunt I sound, that's all I want, at least I'm being honest, get in touch. "

Now form an orderly queue ladies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave .. "

I can't cram a cock and a cuppa all in my mouth at the same time !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave .. "

We could talk about football though I was told it was rude to talk with my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried some of these special escort websites? They may be more keen for a suck and go, or I imagine men will be filling your inbox haha. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

So do we all mate but it wishful thinking I thought this site sold swings but found lots of fabulous women on here still looking for swings tho.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Hunny

I hope you have your filters on as you are gonna get inundated with messages from women desperate to easy your full and aching balls.

Either that of get a baseball bat to beat them off, the women not your balls.

The women on here are insaitiable when it comes to offers like that.

Stay safe young man, stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A 69 is never out the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, you gotta pay for the bus yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave ..

We could talk about football though I was told it was rude to talk with my mouth full

Yes it is very rude, just suck please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

A sexy woman like yourself always has the right to be licked until she, herself has cums in my mouth, and then we can go our desperate ways and pretend we never met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

A sexy woman like yourself always has the right to be licked until she, herself has cums in my mouth, and then we can go our desperate ways and pretend we never met

Desparate ways?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

Didn't know you had a cock.

Serves me right for making assumptions I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

A sexy woman like yourself always has the right to be licked until she, herself has cums in my mouth, and then we can go our desperate ways and pretend we never met

Desparate ways?

You haven't been licked until you've been licked by me

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

A sexy woman like yourself always has the right to be licked until she, herself has cums in my mouth, and then we can go our desperate ways and pretend we never met

Desparate ways?

You haven't been licked until you've been licked by me

Why do you lick the crumbs out of Pringles tubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah, likewise. I can offer a cuppa and a natter as well. Then you can leave .. "

How about coffee and cake instead, or if your could stretch to a hot chocolate in there

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Basically I just want a female to come and suck me off and then go, don't care how blunt I sound, that's all I want, at least I'm being honest, get in touch. "

okie dokie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

You never know your luck, I just hope my honesty is appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Basically I just want a female to come and suck me off and then go, don't care how blunt I sound, that's all I want, at least I'm being honest, get in touch.

okie dokie! "

Yeah? You want to come suck me off darlin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hunny

I hope you have your filters on as you are gonna get inundated with messages from women desperate to easy your full and aching balls.

Either that of get a baseball bat to beat them off, the women not your balls.

The women on here are insaitiable when it comes to offers like that.

Stay safe young man, stay safe."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

You never know your luck, I just hope my honesty is appreciated

It made me chuckle but i wont be volunteering. As much as i like to give i would feel a bit cold with no reciprocation.

Seriously though got to be someones thing though right?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"yes, your honesty is refreshing....you may also save yourself a lot of time wasted on here now, i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this...."

Nah, I didn't block him, found it funny actually.

He has as much chance as me winning America's Next Top Model. In fact I have more chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes, your honesty is refreshing....you may also save yourself a lot of time wasted on here now, i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this...."

Not by me

It's a cheeky forum thread

He hasn't killed any kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the approach, well done OP.

No one can say you weren't upfront!

Btw I do know someone who has a friend who actually loves doing what you've described, except they meet up in a car park, she sucks - he cums - she goes

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Basically I just want a female to come and suck me off and then go, don't care how blunt I sound, that's all I want, at least I'm being honest, get in touch.

okie dokie!

Yeah? You want to come suck me off darlin?"

Nah...I'm preparing my audition tape for America's Next Top Model

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Any other stipulations like teeth out?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the approach, well done OP.

No one can say you weren't upfront!

Btw I do know someone who has a friend who actually loves doing what you've described, except they meet up in a car park, she sucks - he cums - she goes

What's the point in beating around the bush

would you like to suck me off and then go? Or tell your friend about me, I'm free most evenings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any other stipulations like teeth out?

That would be nice actually, teethy blow jobs are the worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yes, your honesty is refreshing....you may also save yourself a lot of time wasted on here now, i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this....

Not by me

It's a cheeky forum thread

He hasn't killed any kittens"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"i can pretty much guarantee you will be blocked by any women reading this...."

How so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes do blow and gos. But I don't travel to do them. U want a no strings suck u can do the travelling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

You never know your luck, I just hope my honesty is appreciated

It made me chuckle but i wont be volunteering. As much as i like to give i would feel a bit cold with no reciprocation.

I would think someone out there would be up for it, if you do change your mind I would be happy to give you some oral in return and then you'll leave straight after feeling like a new woman

Seriously though got to be someones thing though right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes do blow and gos. But I don't travel to do them. U want a no strings suck u can do the travelling"

Scotland is way to far for me, do you ever visit London?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope"

Don't waste my time offering me blowjobs from Scotland then...

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

"I'm free most evenings "

Shocker

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

You never know your luck, I just hope my honesty is appreciated

It made me chuckle but i wont be volunteering. As much as i like to give i would feel a bit cold with no reciprocation.

Seriously though got to be someones thing though right?

If I was in London , I would .

The op is fit , funny , has a nice cock and I love to suck and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake! I was gagging for a cock to suck last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it work mate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake! I was gagging for a cock to suck last night

You can come and suck me off anytime

I'd use your mouth as my very own personal fuck hole

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just keep posting it into the meets section, now the forum regulars have had their tastes whetted - or not - for the offer.

I'd not do a blow job only meet at mine for a guy often and would have to be very deprived and horned to travel for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the OP needs a pop up glory hole.....sorted

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Someone mentioned cake?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone mentioned cake?

- Amy. x"

Amy, would you be up for coming to suck me off and let me have my wicked way with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake seems the choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the ink on the hand

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By *st9900Man
over a year ago

manchester

I've not had a meet off here yet...so which lucky women is going to be first? Nice hotel room and few drinks could be on the cards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lot of female and male hotties london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had a meet off here yet...so which lucky women is going to be first? Nice hotel room and few drinks could be on the cards!!"

Not having a pop, but your profile could do with a little work

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying"
its called look at my profile thread

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I like the 'go our desperate ways'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying"

This is deadly serious, I know you're from Manchester but do you ever come to London? I don't mind giving you some pleasure too... I just want a bit of fun, I can't be bothered with small talk, I just want to get straight down to it and then I want you to leave... Let me know

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying

Define 'some'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So would you be up for a meet? As I said I'm not here to beat around the bush, I just want some horny action and then leave, no small talk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So would you be up for a meet? As I said I'm not here to beat around the bush, I just want some horny action and then leave, no small talk...

Isn't there a local sauna you could go to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck op i bet theres someone somewhere.......

You never know your luck, I just hope my honesty is appreciated

It made me chuckle but i wont be volunteering. As much as i like to give i would feel a bit cold with no reciprocation.

I would think someone out there would be up for it, if you do change your mind I would be happy to give you some oral in return and then you'll leave straight after feeling like a new woman

Seriously though got to be someones thing though right?

Sligh distance issue and not my thing

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

How could a woman refuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I like to take control, spanking, slapping, neck holding are just a few personal favourites of mine.. I also love to use my tongue and a lady is guaranteed to gush everywhere, after a horny session I leave or you leave, depending where we are... I just like excitement and getting straight to the point, no bullshit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying

Define 'some'"

edgware

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How could a woman refuse

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't see why women aren't jumping at the opportunity here

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Someone mentioned cake?

- Amy. x

Amy, would you be up for coming to suck me off and let me have my wicked way with you? "

Depends on what kind of cake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a site for swinging and mutual pleasure. What you need is a prostitute

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Well I like to take control, spanking, slapping, neck holding are just a few personal favourites of mine.. I also love to use my tongue and a lady is guaranteed to gush everywhere, after a horny session I leave or you leave, depending where we are... I just like excitement and getting straight to the point, no bullshit "

Guaranteed to gush,that's a turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically all I want is a bacon sandwich, fry and go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guaranteed to gush,that's a turn off for me"

Luckily you're not tied down to any sort of contract then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone mentioned cake?

- Amy. x

Amy, would you be up for coming to suck me off and let me have my wicked way with you?

Depends on what kind of cake...

If you suck me off, do a good job, don't talk to me and leave straight away I'll get you a chocolate brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like the same please

I'm feeling like a proper lazy arse today

A sexy woman like yourself always has the right to be licked until she, herself has cums in my mouth, and then we can go our desperate ways and pretend we never met

Desparate ways?

You haven't been licked until you've been licked by me

Why do you lick the crumbs out of Pringles tubes?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done this before, he just popped round, I got on my knees and sucked him till he came over my tongue then he kissed me and left.

It's not something I would opt to do all the time but with the right person, at the right time, it was really hot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes do blow and gos. But I don't travel to do them. U want a no strings suck u can do the travelling

Scotland is way to far for me, do you ever visit London? "

Errr read the no travelling bit.......

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By *aeriequeenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can't figure out if this is serious..I'm sure there's some that do this but I for one would expect something in return. Mutual pleasure.

Btw there's a difference between honesty and the strong sense of entitlement you're displaying

Define 'some'

edgware

That sounds like more than originally described. Some meets actually turn out that way when guys go from being charming to arses once they've cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet a guy now n then who i suck n leave, but he dont have the piss poor attitude the OP has towards women nor the sense of entitlement. .i wouldn't meet anyone with the OPs attitude i have more self worth than that. But I absolutely love giving BJs so would and do do the meets discribed ,just with a guy who reapects the women meeting him.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Someone mentioned cake?

- Amy. x

Amy, would you be up for coming to suck me off and let me have my wicked way with you?

Depends on what kind of cake...

If you suck me off, do a good job, don't talk to me and leave straight away I'll get you a chocolate brownie

Urgh, no deal.

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