FabSwingers.com forum: Professional Photographer for you

By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

I'm looking for people to take photos of(likeminded people like yourselves). I have been doing this for ten plus years and love it. I am based in London. If you're interested.

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Nah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shame your profile doesnt reflect good quality images..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Good luck OP!!

Had you a profile full of well taken, creative and artistic pics I suspect this would go better for you.

But............

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

OP it may be an idea to direct folks to where they can see examples of your work ..?

there are usually several such threads each week on here and most are usually just chancers with a 3g phone..

just a thought

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

Never understood why a "professional" photographer would do shoots for free

Your own pictures don't reflect any kind of profession skills OP, if your offering to take pictures for others then they may want to see what kind of pictures you can take.?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Threads like this make me cringe with embarrassment

Sorry OP there have been many before you and there will be many more in the future but very rarely does anyone have decent picures on their profiles to promote their talent

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Nice try but I'm guessing no cigar

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol"

bloody typical plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

bloody typical plumber

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeek I'm cringing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

bloody typical plumber

You do realise that's actually a chargeable comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

bloody typical plumber

You do realise that's actually a chargeable comment lol"

Aww shit!

Dammit I bet that was too!

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

bloody typical plumber

You do realise that's actually a chargeable comment lol

Aww shit!

Dammit I bet that was too!"

Quote in forum £50 per quote

Pms are at a standard rate unless out of hours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional photographers do not take and post photos such as the ones on your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not the worst macro bollock shot...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this went well

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"not the worst macro bollock shot..."

You and whoever does Pure Honeypot's pics should team up and provide this service for dedicated fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not the worst macro bollock shot...

You and whoever does Pure Honeypot's pics should team up and provide this service for dedicated fabsters

awww thanks..

I actually think honeypot is a pure selfie tart...she's bloody good at it too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this went well"

doesnt it always lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol"

£50 to get you out of bed

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"not the worst macro bollock shot...

You and whoever does Pure Honeypot's pics should team up and provide this service for dedicated fabsters

awww thanks..

I actually think honeypot is a pure selfie tart...she's bloody good at it too!"

She is very, very good.....I am very jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"not the worst macro bollock shot...

You and whoever does Pure Honeypot's pics should team up and provide this service for dedicated fabsters

awww thanks..

I actually think honeypot is a pure selfie tart...she's bloody good at it too!"

I am a selfie tart

Only because my OH can't see through a camera lens properly to take a pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"not the worst macro bollock shot...

You and whoever does Pure Honeypot's pics should team up and provide this service for dedicated fabsters

awww thanks..

I actually think honeypot is a pure selfie tart...she's bloody good at it too!

She is very, very good.....I am very jealous

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first.

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over a year ago

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

£50 to get you out of bed "

And a babycham to get me into bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an amateur photographer, but fuck taking pictures for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first. "

your profile pic is hardly a ringing endorsement of you "talent" OP

show us what you've got

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over a year ago

"Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first. "

can i send you my latest cock pics? some have cheese on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an amateur photographer, but fuck taking pictures for free"

I've never charged any of my meets...I'm a professional aspirer...though I like my payment in their mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first.

can i send you my latest cock pics? some have cheese on them

Oooh.....the cheesier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first.

can i send you my latest cock pics? some have cheese on them

Oooh.....the cheesier the better

woohoo...last weeks gunge is for you baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first.

can i send you my latest cock pics? some have cheese on them

Oooh.....the cheesier the better

woohoo...last weeks gunge is for you baby x"

Excellent.....i shall smear it all over my body and you can lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can take half decent selfies....especially with all the apps available, but they never look as good as professional pics.

I wouldn't trust anyone on here that was claiming to be a photographer without seeing examples of their work first.

can i send you my latest cock pics? some have cheese on them

Oooh.....the cheesier the better

woohoo...last weeks gunge is for you baby x

Excellent.....i shall smear it all over my body and you can lick it off

me u and my bluewafflecock will have a great time darlin xxx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm a completely unprofessional photographer. But I do keep my clothes on whilst photographing... I admit to taking off my shoes though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a photographer but specialise in sports, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free "

mmmm@spurts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Nice. I've a wedding coming up.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

We have done a lot of profile pics on here free, we may seem mad/crazy but a good 30% then come back for paid or content share shoots so being nice and offering free shoots works for us.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Professional photographers do not take and post photos such as the ones on your profile. "

Exactly. Have yet to come across a real photographer that doesn't take pride in his/her work and wouldn't be ashamed to display a photo that was substandard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

mmmm@spurts"

Haha ffs sports!! Blonde moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

mmmm@spurts

Haha ffs sports!! Blonde moment"

I edited your comment ya dafty lolol xxxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Another photographer? Christ there's loads on here!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Another photographer? Christ there's loads on here!!!

Given that this latest 'one' hasn't bothered to address any of the points raised as the thread has developed one may perhaps surmise the thread was a punt in the dark..

room

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I'm a professional plumber... but if you want any work done I will be charging you all lol

bloody typical plumber

I'll come and 'sort out your plumbing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

mmmm@spurts

Haha ffs sports!! Blonde moment

I edited your comment ya dafty lolol xxxx"

When i get my hands on you ya git hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

mmmm@spurts

Haha ffs sports!! Blonde moment

I edited your comment ya dafty lolol xxxx

When i get my hands on you ya git hahaha xx

ooh...hands on where please lol...need pics too hehehhee xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional photographers do not take and post photos such as the ones on your profile. "

How exactly do professional photographers take camera-phone cock shots then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a photographer but specialise in spurts, i may do some pics for friends for free but i would never offer shoots out to unknowns for free

mmmm@spurts

Haha ffs sports!! Blonde moment

I edited your comment ya dafty lolol xxxx

When i get my hands on you ya git hahaha xx

ooh...hands on where please lol...need pics too hehehhee xxx"

Calm down or you will have a coronary lol xx

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £2500 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha"

Bargain!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

Bargain!!!

Dont you be editing my words too!!

Ok ok £500 and i get to shag the bride

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

Bargain!!!

Dont you be editing my words too!!

Ok ok £5 and i get to shag the bride

You're supposed to haggle upwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

Bargain!!!

Dont you be editing my words too!!

Ok ok £5 and i get to shag the bride

You're supposed to haggle upwards!

Im going to spank you both so hard haha!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

Bargain!!!

Dont you be editing my words too!!

Ok ok £5 and i get to shag the bride

You're supposed to haggle upwards!

Im going to spank you both so hard haha!! "

Is that included in the £5 or extra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for people to take photos of(likeminded people like yourselves). I have been doing this for ten plus years and love it. I am based in London. If you're interested. "
First thing I do is look at your pics see if really good .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £25 and i get to sleep with the bride haha

Bargain!!!

Dont you be editing my words too!!

Ok ok £5 and i get to shag the bride

You're supposed to haggle upwards!

Im going to spank you both so hard haha!!

Is that included in the £5 or extra?

OneMillionPounds extra haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £2.00 and i get to sleep with the paddy haha"

cheap tog-tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

On a serious note - my business is mostly writing about wedding photography/photographers. If you get stuck I can see if I have any leads for you down that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £2.00 and i get to sleep with the paddy haha

cheap tog-tart"

Im throwing you under a bus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £2.00 and i get to sleep with the paddy haha

cheap tog-tart

Im throwing you under my gush !!! "

OOOer!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

On a serious note - my business is mostly writing about wedding photography/photographers. If you get stuck I can see if I have any leads for you down that way."

Thanks! Had a relative who was brilliant lined up but sadly unless I develop the power of reincarnation he's going to be unable to make it.

I quite fancy doing it myself - but apparently Fox wants me in the pictures for some unknown reason.

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

On a serious note - my business is mostly writing about wedding photography/photographers. If you get stuck I can see if I have any leads for you down that way."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I've just had a search through all the recent threads from the 'professionals photographer' community on Fab in the hope of finding someone potentially suitable.

We still haven't arranged a wedding photographer yet.

I'll do it only £2.00 and i get to sleep with the paddy haha

cheap tog-tart

Im throwing you under my gush !!!

Sorry but I have decided to come out as gay all these crazy women ive met have sent me over to the cock loving side now

OMG keen well done on coming out :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding photography is a nightmare.. done it once never again!

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

John as shot about 15 weddings, 10 of these were for industry models but he hates doing them as its an highly responsible job that can go tits up if you have equipment failure.

He always takes 2 cameras and 2 video cameras in case of accidents but weddings for him are a labour of love for our friends only.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

"Professional photographers do not take and post photos such as the ones on your profile.

How exactly do professional photographers take camera-phone cock shots then?"

usually not with a camera phone but with a tethered DSLR, appropriate lighting (or a reflector) and an eye for a good image. Or alternatively, if they have only a camera phone available, with just an eye for a good image.

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By *ands_carpe_diemCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

The original posters very quiet! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The original posters very quiet! lol"

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By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

The image size they allow and of me... It's the reason I'm behind the camera. Lol

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By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Lol well.. Wow this went positively..

1stexposure. Com is my website.

You can check us out on fb/twitter under the same name. Hopefully that will redeem the post slightly.

We already have a full portfolio and the reason for free photos is because I have a bit of free time now and wanted to offer the service for anyone interested. Lol I can see how my profile doesn't scream out photographer.. But I'm not the subject I'm behind the camera most of the time.

sorry to anyone the post may of upset of pissed off. Truly was an offer of photos and nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol well.. Wow this went positively..

1stexposure. Com is my website.

You can check us out on fb/twitter under the same name. Hopefully that will redeem the post slightly.

sorry to anyone the post may of upset of pissed off. Truly was an offer of photos and nothing else. "

my advice..get some meets under your belt..doesnt really matter about your experience elsewhere really...provide some trust etc that you wish to be part of the scene I'd say.

To be honest, if you cant take pride in your own pic............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol well.. Wow this went positively..

1stexposure. Com is my website.

You can check us out on fb/twitter under the same name. Hopefully that will redeem the post slightly.

sorry to anyone the post may of upset of pissed off. Truly was an offer of photos and nothing else. "

On a helpful note (I look at *alot* of wedding photographers websites) - yours is one of the slowest I've ever come across! You might want to look into getting it redesigned.

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By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Wasp Yeah i have been getting quotes for designs i have in mind the past couple of weeks, It did run fine for about 6 months.. but then something happened.. Not much of a web designer so couldn't even begin to tell you what went wrong

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By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

my advice..get some meets under your belt..doesnt really matter about your experience elsewhere really...provide some trust etc that you wish to be part of the scene I'd say.

To be honest, if you cant take pride in your own pic............"

Good advice mate, i'll be sure to try it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a photographer I use a photography sight and model directory for content share or time for print wwork... And as a single male I use this sight to swing. Keep business and pleasure seperate. My portofolio is never advertised on the sight for model safety.

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By *ondonDarth OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshunt

The names and location of all the models we take photos of are kept private on our website. So there is no security to breach. I understand your concerns and would agree with you if we didn't have protocols in place.

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