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By *ornygit OP Man
over a year ago

clifton/shefford

any women fancy a fuck in a truck right now in Norwich area I'm horny as hell x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A fuck in a truck, you may be out of luck, my duck.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"A fuck in a truck, you may be out of luck, my duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of luck for a fuck in a truck my duck, that must really suck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out of luck for a fuck in a truck my duck, that must really suck?"
bit I don't think he is even getting a suck in hos truck is he duck ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

So he can't shoot his muck or get a fuck, even though I'm sure he doesn't look like Puck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuck in a truck, you may be out of luck, my duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may be a duck out of luck. But definately a young buck who is going to end up looking like a schmuck if he gets stuck in his truck without a suck or a fuck.

(No offence OP. I just needed words to rhyme)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If he gets a bloke to give his arse a poke it may emit a Little smoke and he'll walk like a duck when he gets out of his truck... I wish him good luck with his fuck or his suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks like a muck sitting in a truck hoping for a fuck. But alas he will leave without a fuck cause he has a cruk (cock lol) smaller than a duck and is driving a truck ....

Yay !!!!' Nailed it lol (OP sorry mate) Lol

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Well he tried is luck.

Came a little unstuck.

Left looking like a schmuck.

Now he's left to shoot his muck in the back of his truck, only dreaming of that suck and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop being tight he just wants a shaggin in his waggin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he tried is luck.

Came a little unstuck.

Left looking like a schmuck.

Now he's left to shoot his muck in the back of his truck, only dreaming of that suck and fuck

lol

I see this thread going far lol - I think OP will sell his truck and retire for lack of fucks then realise he is a schmuck for wanting a random fuck while having a member like a baby duck in the back of his truck from women he can only dream to fuck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxx"
if he's after a girl he could give shirl a whirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxxif he's after a girl he could give shirl a whirl

I pass thanks lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxxif he's after a girl he could give shirl a whirl

I pass thanks lol xxx"

but it did rhyme lol so well done

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

He wants a slag in his wagon,

to give him a good shaggin'!

Maybe double baggin' if her body's saggin'.

Now I ain't braggin' but some old dragon he ain't gonna be bangin'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any women fancy a fuck in a truck right now in Norwich area I'm horny as hell x "

I can give you ..

A fuck for a duck

A duck for a fuck

And a fuck for a fucked up duck.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When the OP comes back,

He'll think he has the knack,

For getting people into the sack,

Then he'll look at the thread,

realise a lots been said,

but it has improved his street cred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the OP comes back,

He'll think he has the knack,

For getting people into the sack,

Then he'll look at the thread,

realise a lots been said,

He might have us all yet ....and might be bonking away with some gorgeous creature from Norwich.

but it has improved his street cred.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Oh, the guy from Hitchin

He's gonna be bitchin'

When he see's the ass rippin'

He's been gettin'

But I ain't sweatin'

For what's the bettin'

He's just let in

A young lady he's just met in

to the back of his truck 'n

They'll be heavy pettin'

And lots of sweatin'

And holes will be stretchin'

And we'll all end up lookin'

like a bunch of cretins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, the guy from Hitchin

He's gonna be bitchin'

When he see's the ass rippin'

He's been gettin'

But I ain't sweatin'

For what's the bettin'

He's just let in

A young lady he's just met in

to the back of his truck 'n

They'll be heavy pettin'

And lots of sweatin'

And holes will be stretchin'

And we'll all end up lookin'

like a bunch of cretins!"

Does anybody know of a rapper who's crapper?

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I come from the PJ and Duncan school of crap...I mean rap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come from the PJ and Duncan school of crap...I mean rap

Gangsta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Fuck sake!

Fuck sake,

some fun we did make,

but it wasn't a piss take,

Now I'm off to eat cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl. The funniest thing I've read since cock snot up your fart pipe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i so love my youngest when shes away at uni - means i can laugh without turning it into a cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck sake!

Fuck sake,

some fun we did make,

but it wasn't a piss take,

Now I'm off to eat cake.

You've earned it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl. The funniest thing I've read since cock snot up your fart pipe xx"

I remember that cock snot comment ...it was last year

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He began the thread,

with optimism in his head,

but he's not come back,

so did he empty his sack?

I hope it wasn't something we said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any women fancy a fuck in a truck right now in Norwich area I'm horny as hell x "
has anyone heard from the driver in the truck,

He may not have been a schmuck,

While looking for a fuck,

Or a suck in his truck,

Then spilling his muck,

Not getting in a ruck,

While acting like a buck,

In front of a cuck,

(That sounds quite yuck)

Cor blimey love a duck,

He may have been in luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, please tell us

Did you get your fuck in a truck?

A slag to give you a shag?

A ho to give you a blow?

We are all dying to know.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Remember, he was as horny as hell

And he looked pretty swell

So he may very well

Have gotten a lady called Mel,

Isabel or Chantelle

Put under his spell

Got her lips round his bell

Did she scream? Did she yell?

Well, she may very well

Now I'm getting well jel

But it's best not to dwell

On Isabel or Chantelle

Annabel or Estelle

Cos the truth I'll now tell

It was a bloke called Del

Went by the name of Michelle

And now there sharing a cell

Cos this thing you can't sell

It's illegal as hell

As he knew very well

Oh, bloody hell!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Reposting without the spelling mistake!

Remember, he was as horny as hell

And he looked pretty swell

So he may very well

Have gotten a lady called Mel,

Isabel or Chantelle

Put under his spell

Got her lips round his bell

Did she scream? Did she yell?

Well, she may very well

Now I'm getting well jel

But it's best not to dwell

On Isabel or Chantelle

Annabel or Estelle

Cos the truth I'll now tell

It was a bloke called Del

Went by the name of Michelle

And now they're sharing a cell

Cos this thing you can't sell

It's illegal as hell

As he knew very well

Oh, bloody hell!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

Sunday silliness!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

Sunday silliness!

Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

Sunday silliness!

Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!

So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

Sunday silliness!

Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!

So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize! "

Oh, at least a Pulitzer I'd say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!

Mmmm Pam Ayres

Really?!

Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you

And there's me thinking it's the accent!

Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!

She'd be great at faking it!

She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'

I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!

Nothing wrong with that. So did I

Sunday silliness!

Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!

So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize!

Oh, at least a Pulitzer I'd say!

At least! A knighthood in fact!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich. "

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?"

I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?

I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!

Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?

I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!

Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there

I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?

I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!

Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there

I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way!

I don't think he'd mind. We all like a little ditty. Anyway I think he'd be more interested in getting his hands on your big ditties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?

I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!

Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there

I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way!

I don't think he'd mind. We all like a little ditty. Anyway I think he'd be more interested in getting his hands on your big ditties!

A ditty about my ditties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!

Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!

I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.

Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?"

It's got a very sexy football team

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Op, please please let us know

If you got a suck and go,

the suspense is getting too much,

but we've all enjoyed the poems and such,

we just hope it wasn't from a guy named Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get the hump, it's just a bump

To get you back on top

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I do wish people would come back and let us know how they get on with these sorts of threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard they had a rump

Then there was a bump

Then they looked on the ground and they had split open the sump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fuck in a truck, you may be out of luck, my duck.

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